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 PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted, you are the warp. You didn't specify which warp though, so you get to be the t-t-t-t-t-timewarp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtkdo7bOmJc

I wish the walrus shaped fish trees got accidentally cross bred with triffids...

Error: 666, logic and reason not found; Resolve:Kiss_a_Spawn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r_h4pFl2Mw

I wish to unsee that video :/

Granted, you subsequently lose all memories related to that video. However you open the link immediatley afterwards as you don't remember a thing about it. You see the video again and vomit on your computer screen.

I wish the thorny slapping fish had rotted by now..

It has, I ate it in an earlier corruption. I vomit it out upon you.

I wish to have some tic-tacs.

Granted. Each Tic Tac arrives inside a new fresh fish which you are slapped with repeatedly in order to dislodge their minty contents.

I wish to have a nap before work.

Granted but you only sleep a few minutes before being woke up by a phone salesmen. You are now even sleepier than before and grumpy because of it. You are also late for work.

I wish i had time to paint my genestealers today.

Granted. you do have time, but you keep getting interrupted by salesmen who come to your door and slap you with fish. You eventually have a coat of primer and some scales on your figures to show for your time.

I wish for another cabinet.

Granted, you open the cabinet and find some clothes in the back. You walk into the cabinet, pushing clothes out of the way.
Eventually, you find yourself walking out into a snowy world and you find a lamp post.
You see something in the distance, running toward you. It's half man, half goat. It runs over to you and says 'BAA'...(its got people legs and goat upper body )
You're confused by this...So it slaps you with a fish and runs off, laughing (or at least saying BAA a lot)

I wish Snurl would leave the turkish delight alone and just shoot the white witch with a gun Edit:rocket launcher , thus ending Narnia in record time so I never encounter it again.

Granted. But a Lion escapes back through the cabinet and slaps you with a fish.

I wish I had another cabinet for miniatures. (the other one is full)

Granted. It is the carcass of a (really big) dead fish.

I wish to 1337.

Granted - Only I don't know what that means, so I send you through time to 1337. Where they decide you're a witch and sentance you to death...by fish slapping.

I wish for Snurls lion to slap Snurl with the fish once it has finished slapping me.

Granted. One slap to Snurl. The next lion moves in and recommences the slappage.

I wish to be a witch.

Granted. You are a witch. You are turned into a mouse by a boy and his grandma.
I wish I was immortal.

Granted, you are now immortal but the cost of this gift is very high, you must work as an IT technician in a major corporation for eternity. Also get slapped with the slappyfish by your supervisor every 5 mins.

I wish I was his supervisor..

 sierra 1247 wrote:
Granted, you are now immortal but the cost of this gift is very high, you must work as an IT technician in a major corporation for eternity. Also get slapped with the slappyfish by your supervisor every 5 mins.

I wish I was his supervisor..

Granted, but you have to hold the rotting slappyfish all the time.

I wish to be your supervisor.

Granted, you now supervise the fish slapping, however you find the work extremely tedious and ask for reassingment to tartarus.

I wish I could drop the slappyfish for 5 minutes.

Granted. You drop it for five minutes. Then it explodes in a technicolor spray of fish guts. Six months later, you are still trying to get the smell out of your hair.

I wish for more fish slapping.

Granted, you are turned into a fish and slapped by a salesmen with a cabinet in his hand.

I wish the the world didn't have a pollution problem.

Granted. You are transported back in time to the point in which Cro-Magnon man discovers fire, and you promptly extinguish it. This causes you to be slapped with pre-historic fish.

I wish for some new Dwarf miniatures.

Granted. The new dwarf miniature is a giant fish cannon that spews out fish that you get slapped with.

I wish for it to rain pichforks

Granted. Pitchforks rain from the sky. You are caught out without an umbrella. As you are skewered and pinned to the ground, someone slaps you with a fish.

I like the fish cannon idea.

I wish GW would give out free regiments with WD subscriptions again.

Granted. The first new regiment is the 712th Aquarius, a regiment composed entirely of fish. You play a game against someone using said regiment who then proceeds to beat your army by putting every unit in assault, and destroying them... by slapping.

I wish the hills were alive.

Granted. They writhe with the motion of thousands of beached slappyfishes. Who can all still actively slap you.

I wish to ERROR: 404.

ERROR: 404 scratched game disks are raining from the sky

I wish for Julian Smith to make a return to youtube

Granted. He returns to youtube after a slappy fish apocalypse.
I wish for more leaked tyranid pictures.

Granted. This strain has extrapolated the DNA of the slappy fish - it is now a standard biomorph. It looks like a big floppy fish with thorns on it. It has the following profile:

Range: Melee
Str: 10
Ap: 1
Type: Rending, Instant Death, Ignores Eternal Warrior, Fleshbane, Armourbane, +99D100 attacks, Ignores INV saves, Ignores Cover.

It costs only +1 point per model, and is on every model. All tyranid players are kicked out of all gaming groups, the entire species banned from all gaming.


I wish for the slappy fish to become a part of the CSM codex.

Granted
But no one buys it and gw get mad and scrap it.

I wish for me to get a new tv.

Granted. It only shows monty pythons fish slapping sketch.
I wish to own a slappy fish.

Granted.
But it's an old fish and it breaks in a day.

I wish for slappy fishes to be banned from da thread!!

Granted. Happy Slappy Fishes, however, are still in. They are henceforth referred to as any variation on "slappy fish".

I wish to own a happy slappy fish.

Granted. It happily slaps you every time you think about it.

Some Mordheim figures actually carried fish.

I wish for a return of Mordheim.