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Granted, however they are 6 inch square metal boxes full of medicated grit.
I wish for a tape deck

Granted. You get decked by some sellotape.

I wish to eradicate all instances of the slappyfish, in a way that creates a logical paradox.

Carron takes your METAl BAWKSES!
I wish for the works to get a new codex in January.

Never mind.

@Da Krimson Barun: Ninja'd twice

Just so we know where we are:

 Selym wrote:
Granted. You get decked by some sellotape.

I wish to eradicate all instances of the slappyfish, in a way that creates a logical paradox.

Wish in the quote.

Granted.Thousand who have heard some variation of it die.Including you.
I wish for orks to be updated in January.

Granted.
But the codex sucks and 75% of the orks will be made of failcast.
I wish for a cool 40k movie too come out.

Da krimson barun wrote:
Granted.Thousand who have heard some variation of it die.Including you.
I wish for orks to be updated in January.

That wasn't properly granted or corrupted, but okay.

Granted. they are updated in january, and are even more horde-y than ever! Every ork army must contain a minimum of 50% of its points in Boyz, each of whom cost 5 pts, and have the statline of an IG.
Because that's fluffy when played against spess muhreens.
All of your vehicles also have the "Don't press dat!" rule, and cost 50% more than they do now.

I wish to not suck at 40k.
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Ninja'd.

Here ya go:
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 dakkajet wrote:
Granted.
But the codex sucks and 75% of the orks will be made of failcast.
I wish for a cool 40k movie too come out.

Granted. It costs £150 for the cinema ticket, £175 for the dvd. It is 10 mins long, and looking at it makes you feel a cool breeze.
GW also over produced the thing, and were put roughly £9,999,999,999,999,999 in debt, and close forever.

I wish to not suck at 40k.

Granted.It cost Millions to make and bankrupts GW.
I wish for the LOTR models that are being gotten rid of to be brought back in plastic.

Bloody heck, double ninja for me

No wish, you get abducted by GW as a child and are your tears are harvested each morning for the days batch of failcast products.

I wish once again to be his supervisor

Da krimson barun wrote:Granted.It cost Millions to make and bankrupts GW.
I wish for the LOTR models that are being gotten rid of to be brought back in plastic.

sierra 1247 wrote:No wish, you get abducted by GW as a child and are your tears are harvested each morning for the days batch of failcast products.

I wish once again to be his supervisor

You missed a post, try again

Da krimson barun wrote:
Granted.It cost Millions to make and bankrupts GW.
I wish for the LOTR models that are being gotten rid of to be brought back in plastic.

Granted, but the rules set changes to be more "fluffy" forcing players to sing songs from the actual novels to move troops.

I wish I could play the banjo.

- J

 Selym wrote:

Da krimson barun wrote:Granted.It cost Millions to make and bankrupts GW.
I wish for the LOTR models that are being gotten rid of to be brought back in plastic.

sierra 1247 wrote:No wish, you get abducted by GW as a child and are your tears are harvested each morning for the days batch of failcast products.

I wish once again to be his supervisor

You missed a post, try again

So I'm.. Whats the opposite of ninja'd?

Granted, but your fingers burn every time you pick up a banjo so you quit.

I wish for a decent 40k game based on IG

 sierra 1247 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Da krimson barun wrote:Granted.It cost Millions to make and bankrupts GW.
I wish for the LOTR models that are being gotten rid of to be brought back in plastic.

sierra 1247 wrote:No wish, you get abducted by GW as a child and are your tears are harvested each morning for the days batch of failcast products.

I wish once again to be his supervisor

You missed a post, try again

So I'm.. Whats the opposite of ninja'd?

Granted, but your fingers burn every time you pick up a banjo so you quit.

I wish for a decent 40k game based on IG

Granted but you die on level one every time you play

I wish Khorne Bersekers had their 5th edition stats

Granted but you die on level one every time you play

I wish Khorne Bersekers had their 5th edition stats

Worth it! Also rather true to the fluff as well

And Granted, however the game updates to 7th edition without making any updates whatsoever to CSM and the bezerker models go out of production.

I wish i had cake

Granted, but it is a lie!

I wish to know if I am in the matrix.

Granted. You know that you are in the Matrix. Yet you wonder if the Matrix is trying to trick you by letting you think you are in the Matrix. Or perhaps the whole thing is an even bigger ruse by the Matrix. A Mr. Anderson consoles you with a big wet fish-slap.

I wish for more Egyptian Dwarf Cavalry.

Granted, however they are all made in finecast.

I wish i had a cannon, Bitches love cannons

Granted, yet you are the ammo for the cannon.

I wish that my wish isn't corrupted.

Granted, your wish isnt corrupted, unfortunatly the thread is now terminated due to the lack of corruption. Well done bud.

I wish Wishes could be corrupted again

 sierra 1247 wrote:
Granted, your wish isnt corrupted, unfortunatly the thread is now terminated due to the lack of corruption. Well done bud.

I wish Wishes could be corrupted again

Granted, but they are proprietary and GW is suing you for your wish.

I wish warhammer ancient battles was popular

Granted, Warhammer Ancient Battles WAS popular in 2002.
(I should probably find out what that is, it sounds interesting)

i wish for newer IG models

Warhammer Ancient Battles is still going strong at HMGS (Historical Miniature Gaming Society) conventions. There is one this weekend called Fall-In.

Granted. IG gets newer models. You gat slapped with a fish whenever you touch one.

I wish Fall-In is the bestest convention ever. (it would have to go a long way to beat the free beer at Historicon 2009)

Granted, "Fall-In" is the best convention ever with free beer and lingerie models, but you are forced to work that weekend by your evil supervisor.

I wish I had free beer.

Granted, its near beer.

I wish I had some hard cider.

 Grey Templar wrote:
Granted, its near beer.

I wish I had some hard cider.

It's hard because it's frozen into perma-ice.

I wish I'd tried harder in school.

Granted.
But now you suck at everything and have too start school all over again.

I wish that I don't crack up waiting for the next hobbit movie!!!

Granted. You keep it together until December, but you are in a crack-up with your car in the theatre parking lot and miss the movie entirely while in the hospital.
I wish they would stop showing Hobbit previews already, while there is still footage left we havn't seen yet.

Granted, the movie is scrapped and burned in a bbq to cook fish that will be used in slapping people.

I wish i could think of corruptions now that didnt include fish.