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Granted. You think of only fish-free corruptions from now on. Meanwhile you are slapped by dozens of fish until you flounder. You might say you've been schooled.

I wish for everything to be in stock and on hand tomorrow.

Granted... It is, fully stocked and ready.... but you find you have no money, so all you can do is look at it.

I wish for a decent Wonder Woman movie.

Granted, but six months prior to its release you are sent into a downward spiral of psychotic rage, after hearing Ben Affleck was going to play Batman! Which culminates in a shootout with police, and life behind bars, with only Julie Andrews movies.

I wish Ben Affleck wasn't going to play batman :(

 Smacks wrote:
Granted, but six months prior to its release you are sent into a downward spiral of psychotic rage, after hearing Ben Affleck was going to play Batman! Which culminates in a shootout with police, and life behind bars, with only Julie Andrews movies.

I wish Ben Affleck wasn't going to play batman :(

I was kinda "Meh" about the whole Bat Affleck thing.


Granted..... A buff new Pauley Shore will now be Batman, with Carrot Top as Alfred.

I wish this



Would come to be the new Wonder Woman Film.

Granted. But all of the best parts are shown in the trailer, the rest of it is just a whiney rom-com and is trashed by the critics.

I wish movies in general would ramp up their game a bit.

Granted. But now each movie costs you £1000 per view.

No Wish..... You get to be THE intern for both Pauley and Carrot Top for their Batman movie.

I wish I could redo my wardrobe.

Granted you wardrobe is redone and painted blue.
I wish for more doctor who.

Granted.
Dw sucks now.
I wish that I can just corrupt wishes and not wish.

 dakkajet wrote:
Granted.
Dw sucks now.
I wish that I can just corrupt wishes and not wish.

Granted, but the logical error in your mind leaves you open to a warp entity that is the conscious embodyment of wishful thinking, and you are forced to wish for all sorts of crap.

I wish the last Hobbit movie hadn't sucked.

Granted. You become an obsessive fan of both the Hobbit and the Hunger Games sequel, and can think of nothing else. People come to resent you for your cult-like devotion for the latter, by the way.

I wish I had more time, and still even MOAR time to do stuff.

 KommissarKiln wrote:
Granted. You become an obsessive fan of both the Hobbit and the Hunger Games sequel, and can think of nothing else. People come to resent you for your cult-like devotion for the latter, by the way.

I wish I had more time, and still even MOAR time to do stuff.

Granted, you go to hell and have all the time in eternity, but you never see another soul. After about one thousand years all your 40K stuff is finally painted.

I wish people didn't resent me for liking the Hobbit movie.

Granted. I said latter, referring to the Hunger Games sequel, that people resent you for. The Hobbit movie I'm looking forwards to, as well. Either way, people are resenting you.

I wish that learning former vs. latter's definitions was mandatory for all children in early grade school.

Granted. So is quantum physics. Everyone is suddenly cleverer than you.
I wish for a perfectly normal beast sandwich.

mudhutman222 wrote:
Granted. So is quantum physics. Everyone is suddenly cleverer than you.
I wish for a perfectly normal beast sandwich.

Granted.

A normal beast sandwich eats you.

I wish to be god.

Granted. Sadly, you never specified what kind of god you are. You are now the god of laundry. People pray to you to make you get their laundry done.

I wish for my own trukk.

Granted. There was a big, shiny red button on the dashboard that, after several months, was just too tempting not to push whilst backing into your garage...
Let's just say you combined your home and auto insurance policies that day.

I wish for the wish's own sake.

Granted. The wish's fulfillment comes from being granted. You, in turn, are slapped by a fish.

I wish today had not gone by so quickly.

Granted. It took a whole century and you died.
I wish for more slappy fish (that can't slap me)

Granted. But there are still many, many slappy fish who can slap you

I wish for EVIL INC to learn how to properly formulate an argument.

Granted... You get into an argument with them, which they formulate perfectly.... and accent with explosives.

I wish for some popcorn to watch that argument.

Granted. You get popcorn. A burning trailer full of it in your driveway soon buries your home in scorched mounds of the stuff.

I wish for some supper soon.

Granted, you are immediately given a well seasoned and prepared grain of rice. Yum!

I wish tau didnt get 2 up cover saves from going to ground behind aegis defense lines.

Granted. Now they get 3-up saves.

I wish for a new good joke to tell at Thanksgiving dinner.

Granted. This joke is so funny it gives heart attacks to whoever hears it. Oh well...

I wish I had a time machine

Granted. It only goes foreward and only works once.

I wish the leaves would rake themselves.

Granted. The leaves commit mass suicide and rake themselves into little pieces and not into piles.

I wish that I didn't have an impending sore throat/cold.

Ugh I feel as if I poured water in my nose and can feel sore throat :X

Granted. Your nose & throat feel fine. Your legs fell off, however.

I wish all the neighbors would rake their fair share of leaves.

Granted. They rake all the leaves on their own property, their own fair share. Unfortunately, that does not affect the leaf remains on your property.

(also, who needs legs? Just go bionic, praise the Omnissiah)

I wish for better teammates when working on group projects

(That wish was not corrupted. It is exactly what I wanted. I win - again)

Granted. Your teammates outclass you and soon ditch you for someone in their own league. Then you are slapped by a fish.

I wish I knew where to store all these new figures.