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**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- but your neighbors are disgruntled by your sudden intrusion into their home for your hobby's sake and call the police after you scream something about majestic hills at them.

I wish I had funnier corruptions.

**snurl**

Granted. You are caught between two clowns pushing racks of fresh pies when they accidently collide, and cannot escape the following melee.

I wish for some time to wrap these gifts.

**Malcador**

Granted! But you don't have the strength.

I wish for more gum in my hair.

**Selym**

Granted. But it becomes sentient, and several GK purifiers decide to give your hair the blow-dry of a lifetime!

I wish to be a GK Grand Master.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You are Grand Master of the cheese. Extra cheddar.

I wish for many things

**mudhutman222**

Granted. Many slappy fish.
I wish for potato.

**Selym**

mudhutman222 wrote:
Granted. Many slappy fish.
I wish for potato.

Granted!
One potato, two potato, three potato, four,
Five potato, six potato, seven potato more!

Hot potato...

I wish to be happy.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you are gay with happiness. Unfortunately you happen to be in Libya at the time and they accidentally believe that you are actually gay.

The sentence is death.

I wish that Christmas was banned.

**Selym**

Granted. But holidaymakers find another ridiculous way to annoy us

**sierra 1247**

No wish, you are now possessed by a greater daemon of slaanesh who hasn't had any for a good 10 millenia and fancies getting back in the game. Enjoy...

I wish to be sentient

**Selym**

Granted. But you're an Eldar who is 10 seconds from death, without a soulstone.

I wish to be rid of the daemon that has been set upon me!

**snurl**

Granted. It is gone. But you are scarred for life with the mammories it gave you.

I wish my surround sound would work like its supposed to.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, 27.69542 seconds after you get them working right an overblown note from a third trombone blasts out of all the speakers with such force your entire body is smashed into a fine jelly.

I wish for the person who responds next to change their avatar to a llama.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- the llamas are wearing clone trooper armor and going "PEW PEW PEW!"

I wish that the next person's avatar was changed to llamas.

**snurl**

Granted. The next person who makes a wish will have their avatar changed into llamas, or get to slap ChaoticMind with a fat salmon.

I wish the cat would stay off of the table.

**welshhoppo**

Granted. The cat sits on a chair instead.

I wish I had a pet cat.

**Malcador**

Granted! It's a mutant monster, though.

I wish to be eternally old.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the Emperor.

I wish for some good deals.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. They're some of the best deals you've ever come across, except, you know, they're not particularly... Legal.

BREAKING NEWS: The trafficking of plastic wargaming miniatures has hit an all-time high last month. Government officials are now urged by their citizens to address this growing concern to their safety and welfare. Details at 11.

I wish to have public officials wrapped around my finger at all times.

**Malcador**

Granted! Literally.

I wish that i would be a cool guy.

**sierra 1247**

Granted, your core body temperature is now Absolute zero, you are now dying of extreme hypothermia. Enjoy!

I wish for a hot gamer girlfriend

**snurl**

Granted. She leaves you for a Magic player.

I wish for supper.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. Cyanide soup.
I wish for a cure to cyanide poisoning.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - the cure is to be be beaten to death with the slappyfish.
Well, you can't be dying from poison AND dead can you?

I wish for telekinesis powers.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You can now move anything by the power of your mind. Unfortunately this opens you up to possession by a certain randy deamon of slaanesh......

I wish for an end to 4chan and 7chan. Noone deserves to suffer those sites to exist.

**snurl**

Granted. The sites go down and all their spam ends up here.
I wish to know the GW release schedule.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - the gw release shedule is as follows

Hobbit
Hobbit
Hobbit
Hobbit
Hobbit
Dreadfleet re-release
Hobbit.

Then they discontinue the LOTR and replace the hobbits with more space marines but keep the game in tolkiens setting.

I wish for MP size dinobots.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, but they turn on you.

I wish to meet a certain sexy, randy deamonette of slanesh

**snurl**

Granted. You get the clap soon after.

I wish to finish my project.

**Rotary**

Granted, but it comes out so horrible you throw it away and start all over.

I wish for a tyranid codex designed to frustrate tau in the same way they have done to me.