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Granted. No one notices.

I wish more games were like 1st edition AD&D.

Granted, All games are now replaced by AD&D 1st edition. Everyone is now sick of AD&D and starts playing the new table top wargame with the Oks and the space marines by that company from the eighties.

I wish for an unremarkable global dissaster.

Granted. WarOne turns out to be a Werewolf, and infects dozens with his bite.
I wish i knew where I put my shields.

Granted, I would like to tell you where you put them, but then I'd be banned for undermining the family friendly design of the forums.

I wish Snurl would break into Guardman Bob's house.

Granted. He does and leaves SingYourLife clues all over the place.
I wish shields were not such a chore to paint.

 snurl wrote:
Granted. He does and leaves SingYourLife clues all over the place.
I wish shields were not such a chore to paint.

Granted. However, we are in Soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, shield paints you!

I wish to be out of Soviet Russia.

Granted. You are now in Emblem, Montana during a dry spell.

I wish somebody sold pre-painted shields.

The shields are horrifically painted and dont fit the model, are indestructable and cant be clipped or painted over.

I wish I could go into the far future.

 baxter123 wrote:
The shields are horrifically painted and dont fit the model, are indestructable and cant be clipped or painted over.

I wish I could go into the far future.

Granted. You are a civilian from a Hive World, and immediately get picked up by the DE for torture and biscuits.

I wish to be a Plague Marine. There are no possible downsides to this.

Granted, You are now a Plague Marine ...
Of Tzeench! You look the part except that you are blue and purple you will suffer the unberrable pain from the afflictions. All this for the amussemend of the dark powers offcourse.

I wish the Man would stop hassling me.

Granted, but now the woman keeps harassing you.

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted, But the act is so extravagant even Slaanesh asks you to tone it down.

I wish this was my 100th forum post.

Granted. But then the mods ban you for noting you have 100 posts.

I wish to poop.

Granted, You are sent back in time to your grade school. You poop your pants in front of the entire school and you have to live your live up to this point again, being mocked for that incident the whole time.

I wish for a good warhammer 40k movie.

Granted. It is made by Michael Bay and is a two hour montage of explosions. It does extremely well at the box office thus making it a good movie.

I wish someone would kill my seminar leader.

Granted. Your seminar is cancelled due to the shock and loss of its leader. At the funeral people call you a jerk because you are not upset and seem happy about the whole thing. Soon, people talk and investegators start asking you questions.

I wish for a good idea.

Granted. It will come too you a second before your unexpected death.

I wish for the Golden Ninja Warrior.

Granted. He then discovers Dakka and proceeds to ninja all of you future posts.

I wish Macha could get laid.

Granted. There is a great disturbance in the force.

I wish I could hire a neighborhood kid to cut my grass.

Granted, but he has a brain frat that makes him think you are the grass.

I also wish to have a brain fart.

Granted, It never stops however. You now think you are a short German man who speaks with a Welsh accent an collects stamps.

I wish for more amusing offensive stereotypes of people.

Granted. "You are from the Netherlands? Doesn't that make you a Hollander?

I wish for free beer and love.

Granted, free beer leads to free love, which leads to free sexual diseases.

I wish I had $8,500,000.00.

Granted but it's all in monopoly money.

I wish I had a TIE Defender and knew how to pilot it.

Granted. You do but you dont fit inside the model.

I wish for a better lawnmower.

Granted, but a bunch of Orks looted it, then attached a deffrolla and some big shootas. Your lawn is now a disgraceful, muddy mess covered in roaming squigs.

I wish I felt more confident in starting to scratchbuild/convert my tanks.

Granted, but they still look terrible.

I wish for one-to-one painting tuition with James Wappel.

Granted, but it is a tutorial in base coating an interior wall with white latex wall paint.

I wish I was a less terrible person.

Granted: You take a walk through the city one day, and you pass a burning apartment building. You kick down the main doors and search each individual room for people, managing to rescue all 7 people still trapped in the fire. Tragically, just after you rescue the last person, a large piece of burning timber crashes down through the ceiling and crushes you. Even as you succumb to your wounds, you go out realizing that you have performed a heroic deed.

I wish to die an equally or even more heroic death.

Granted. Godzilla stomps you in the end.

I wish the new Godzilla movie was a half hour longer.