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**Happyjew**

snurl wrote:
Granted. People demand Battlestar Galactica items, but only to secretly convert them into Star Wars proxies.

I wish for Sgt. Rock and GI Combat featuring The Haunted Tank to be made into an absolutely perfect movie which earns a dozen academy awards and spawns several sequels and TV spinoffs.

Granted however it was made during the heyday of silent movies.

I wish for a functional holo-deck.

JamesGang wrote:
Granted. You have all of what you said and a bag of chips. It is your pride and joy. Someone hits you over the head, steals your speeder and you are placed in a coma for three years and are unable to recall the knowledge and ability to pilot another.

Gosh that just plain ol' Sucks....

I wish people would stop asking for Star Wars stuff and start asking for Battlestar Galactica crap instead.

At least I still got a bag of chips...

**Happyjew**

**JamesGang**

Granted but your holo-deck only displays happyjew and his bag of chips.

I wish people would stop corrupting my sgt. Rock wishes.

**Matthew**

Granted, but we'll still corrupt them.

I wish Rhino's could have lascannon sponsons.

**JamesGang**

Granted. They now have... What's that? Oh sorry. Out of stock at the manufacturer. You will have to wait until 90th edition for rhinos with lascannons.

I wish we could have more sensible wishes.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, but it's no fun!

I wish for dirt.

**snurl**

Granted. Sgt. Rock stomps you into the ground, mistaking you for a german spy.

I wish for a quick and painless visit to the dentist.

**Matthew**

Granted, but you get no anesthetic.

I wish for Rhino Lascannons.

**1hadhq**

Granted. But short sighted Rhinos with lascannons drive too many tourists off so a lot of people are looking for you to offer their "thanks"...

I wish TT wargames become a common thing all across the world.

**JamesGang**

Granted. They are now so common they cause illness easily.

I wish that Sgt. Rock was president.

**Happyjew**

Granted. Sgt Rock is declared president of Nowhere, Having beat the Prince of Somewhere by a landslide.

I wish I had a ticket for a midnight train.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you have a ticket on a midnight train and you get to ride with the Green Bay packers.

I wish that 50 million Elvis fans weren't wrong.

**Matthew**

Granted, but... I don't know.

I wish for METAL BAWKSES

**Happyjew**

Granted, but the Bloody Magpies "acquire" them.

I wish JamesGang's wish was properly corrupted.

**JamesGang**

Granted, my wish was so corrupted, people from Sweden could not corrupt it further.

I wish to try it again that 50 million Elvis fans weren't wrong.

**Matthew**

Nope. No.

I still want METAL BAWKSES.

**JamesGang**

Granted. Our Swedish friend receives a bag of marbles for which he can pontificate the purpose of posting in this thread.

I wish for a blade of grass.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, you receive a sword made of grass. Beheading you.

I wish for a grass sword.

**Desubot**

Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Granted, you receive a sword made of grass. Beheading you.

I wish for a grass sword.

Granted its in your hands as you behead some one. the cops are on there way to arrest you for murder

I wish i could paint NMM properly and quickly.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you can now paint No More Miniatures properly or quickly.

I wish I had my head back.... [sigh]

**Happyjew**

Granted. But it's on backwards.

I wish for a functional holo-deck. Without Professor Moriarty programmed in.

**JamesGang**

Granted. It has Sgt. Rock programmed in with your bag of chips.

I wish Philadelphia was not a football town.

**Happyjew**

Granted it is now a soccer town. Or as the rest of the world call it - football.

I wish the internet was not so obsessed with bacon. Unless said bacon has a first name spelled Kevin.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, all bacon is called Kevin.

I wish that I could eat Kevin.

**JamesGang**

Granted. You eat Kevin and then a Grabloid eats you.

I wish that ketchup tasted like mustard.

**snurl**

Granted. Ketchup tastes like mustard. Now Ten Million Elvis fans are pissed off at you.

I wish for less bacon references.

**Happyjew**

snurl wrote:
Granted. Ketchup tastes like mustard. Now Ten Million Elvis fans are pissed off at you.

I wish for less bacon references.

Granted. Breaking News! Celebrity Fried! Kevin Bacon gets the Electric Chair!

I wish for plastic Sisters of Battle.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you have 28mm nuns carrying staves and gold religious blunting objects.

I wish Jaws ate Sean right before he started singing the muffin man song.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted. Just after it ate you.

I wish that I could have a jar of Chocolate Spread.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you receive old chocolate spread that has discolored to resemble peanut butter and tastes like mayonnaise.

I wish this defecation didn't hurt so good!