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Granted, but it will taste bad.

I wish I had an ork stompa

Granted, but the government confiscates what is clearly a lethal WMD before you try to enter an expressway on it.

I wish for ork head bits. My friend and I just split up the surviving parts of a non-gamer friend's Assault on Black Reach minis, and half of the orks (2 nobz, 7 boyz, a testament to the fact some stuff is still MIA) don't have heads. =/

Granted but they are all based on famous vampire chick flick characters.

I wish I had some chocolate milk.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted, but it will taste bad.

I wish I had an ork stompa

Of course it will taste bad.

In words of the immoral lich, Xykon

When you drink a good cup of coffee, you try to immerse yourself in that cup. You focus all of your senses on what you're drinking. How it smells, how it tastes, how it feels on your tongue. You savor the experience. But when you drink a cup of absolutely horrid coffee, you do everything possible to NOT immerse yourself in it. You try to shut out your senses from what you are drinking. Inevitably, you try to stave off the assault on your poor little innocent tongue by mentally comparing it to all of the better coffee you've had in your life reliving each cup in comparison to the godforsaken crap you're pouring down your gullet now. So when you drink a good cup of coffee, you're only drinking that one cup but when you drink a bad cup of coffee, you remember every good cup you ever drank.

Amen!

 JamesGang wrote:
Amen!

Well, we've corrupted as many wishes as we can.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted but they are all based on famous vampire chick flick characters.

I wish I had some chocolate milk.

Granted but you were too stupid to realize you made it with sour milk.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish like Ron Jeremy corrupted my eyesight.

Granted. But your wish corruption has been censored by the Inquisition.

I wish coffee was free.

Granted but there is no more water for which to brew it. The world plummets into anarchy n

I wish people wouldn't feed the trolls.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted but there is no more water for which to brew it. The world plummets into anarchy n

I wish people wouldn't feed the trolls.

Granted, so that wish shall go uncorrupted.

I wish for a listing of the speed freeks ranking tracks.

Granted but the listing is written in code and orks don't have time for codes. Waaaaaaaaagh!

I wish someone would buy my Khorne space marines and demons.

Granted. It turns out they are the super limited unreleased variant figures and the buyer makes a fortune reselling them on eBay.

I wish for some Dwarvenforge city stuff.

Granted but it's all paper terrain.

I wish I could shrink my head.

Granted. But once you start, it won't stop until your head implodes.

I wish paper terrain was indestructable.

Granted, it's made from paper vellum and you are involved in poor race relations.

I wish The world was flat.

Granted. The world is flat, and you are remembered as one of the last, late, edge jumping daredevils.

I wish this snow would just quit already.

Granted, today will be above 50 degrees and melt the snow causing flooding in your house.

I wish my house didn't flood.

Granted, but the ground can only hold so much water

I wish for a squig

Granted, it ate your mom. (Oh no he didn't!)

I wish someone would, y'know, play with me.....

Granted, but nobody knows where I really live. (you can try to guess though)

I wish all carnifexes in the brood did not have to take the same options in 5th edition.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted, it's made from paper vellum and you are involved in poor race relations.

I wish The world was flat.

Granted, but you might fall off the edge.

I wish that I was a librarian dreadnaught.

Granted, you're a dreadnaught that works in a library.

I wish I could understand why people like Dubstep.

You now do, but that knowledge drives you to the insanity of listening to it yourself.

I wish I was a foot shorter.

Granted. Your foot falls off.

I wish my relatives would drop their drama.

Granted. I will try not to corrupt that wish.

I wish more people would like WH40K

Granted, they now like it so much you can't stand it anymore and leave GW for Muskets & Tomahawks. (Great Game!)

I wish I had more Indians painted for my French Wilderness force.

Granted, but Goring eats them.

I wish Goring wouldn't eat everything.

Granted he now just flies planes for Germany.

I wish some corrupted wishes made sense.

Granted. But now everyone treats you like a twisted individual.

I wish WHFB wasn't changing so much. At least they could finish a full set of army books.

Granted. It will now change less.

I wish that GW's prices lowered by 50%.