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Granted-- the entire global economy has collapsed once more. It's like what happened to Germany in the 30s, except prices are rocketing down, not up. People murder each other in the streets for the immense value of a nickel. Even though GW have 50% lower prices, nobody has nearly enough money to put minis over basics like food and utilities... (I hope)

I wish WAAC lists were not used, even in tourneys.

Granted, they will be used to annoy you.

I wish that dreamers didn't lie

Granted, they just tell tall tales.

I wish for more of what is no longer available.

Granted. More stuff is unavailable than ever before.

I wish for a reasonable solution.

Granted. Local governments completely reject it as opposition propaganda.

I wish I got paid good wages for a job I enjoyed.

Granted, however, due to the previous economic crash, 5 cents is considered a good wage.


I wish to remember what I was originally going to wish for.

Granted. You remember but then forget to wish it.

I wish for a fish slap.

Granted, you are deluged by a ton of angry fish from the market after a net breaks. The Tuna hurts the worst.

I wish my son would eat his food and not use it as hair product.

Granted. He now is using it as a hair product all the time.

I wish that Adolf Hitler didn't Kill the jews

Granted. Hitler resurrected Torquemada and he killed the jews.

I wish I was my Fable 2 character.

Granted. You are transported into the game, which is then discovered by JamesGang's son. You spend the rest of your life chasing chickens in circles wile a toddler laughs maniacly in the background.

I wish I was a master of all martial arts.

Granted, you are instructed by a toddler of my own lineage.

I wish superglue was a food product!

Granted. You die when you eat it.

I wish I could see a tornado with my own eyes.

Granted, your eyes are sucked our of your head and a tractor trailer destroys your body when it's thrown on you from 3 miles away.

I wish I had Bette Davis eyes

Granted, but your immune system rejects them, causing you whole head to explode in a cloud of gak.

Lissa from FE:A is so cute. Hence I wish to bang her.

Granted, but your mother sees it.

I wish I had a cooler room.

Granted, your room is now a cooler and your bed is on the sour milk crates.

I wish poop didn't stink

Granted. It reeks instead.

I wish Fifty Shades wasn't complete gak.

Granted. Its total gak.

I wish i had no hangover.

Granted, you have no overhang and plummet to your death while holding your head from your hangover that you cured with a yoohoo

I wish I could read and participate in the 4 word thread. The last post I can see typed is HappyJew's post about having no pencil. It's the weirdest thing!

Granted. You are in the Twilight Zone on the other side of the mirror, where you can see all of the other snippets of threads that disappear from time to time.

I wish for some more cash.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted, you have no overhang and plummet to your death while holding your head from your hangover that you cured with a yoohoo

I wish I could read and participate in the 4 word thread. The last post I can see typed is HappyJew's post about having no pencil. It's the weirdest thing!

Oh good, I'm not the only one. I did mention over it in Nuts & Bolts in the "Posts not appearing" thread.

Yes I'm back in action on all fronts.

Granted, you receive Monopoly money by the truckloads everyday.

I wish I had more to eat!

Granted. You have a 50 pound bag of Purina JamesGang chow.

I wish for a perfect cheeseburger.

Granted, there is a perfect cheeseburger and you dropped it on a pile of Llama dung.

I wish for a new paint brush

Granted. It is comically oversized and requres two people just to pick up.

I wish I had a cup of infinte coffee.

Granted. But you suddenly have taurin intollerance.

I wish for spring without mud.

Granted. Its very soggy.

I wish that I fell under a severe thunderstorm warning for damaging winds instead of quarter size hail last night.

Granted, but the winds bring golf ball hail as well.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

Granted. It takes over the world.

I wish I was a Librarian.