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Granted, you have the world's best can opener. However all cans are dented around the top and bottom, making them impossible to open.

I wish I could read how verviedi corrupted my previous wish.

Granted, but you aren't able to read Braille.

I wish I wasn't an angry person.

Granted. You are now an angry insect!

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not get fat or unhealthy.

Granted. You are a pool of acid, and you happily eat away at anything that falls in.

I wish my local game store still had some metal figures.

Granted. They have a rather large collection of metal figures. All are painted to 'Eavy Metal standards, and not a single one is for sale.

I wish I could have known how to read braille, so JamesGang's corruption would actually effect me.

 Happyjew wrote:
Granted. They have a rather large collection of metal figures. All are painted to 'Eavy Metal standards, and not a single one is for sale.

I wish I could have known how to read braille, so JamesGang's corruption would actually effect me.

I was just playing off of another wish to make wishes actually relevant. Hahaha!

Granted, you could have known how to read Braille but you opted for woodshop instead.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted. It's oatmeal raisin.

I wish for a softer pillow.

Granted. It is harder than an 'ard case.

I wish for school to be easier

KaptainBadrukk, I don't think you understand how this game works. You don't invert the wish, the wish is granted with an additional side effect.

If person wishes for a nice day, you don't say "Granted, you have a crappy day." The correct thing would be something like "Granted, it is the nicest day imaginable, however you come down with a bad case of food poisoning and must stay in bed all day."

The first is not granting the wish. The objective is to grant the wish, and corrupt it, not grant the opposite of what they wished.

Rant over.

Granted, school is easier as you are held back in the Third grade for the tenth time.

I wish for a glass of milk.

Granted. It's crappy and full of sugar.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

Granted. You know that you can teleport to the earth's core any time you want. Without error.

I wish for some Chicken Wings.

Granted, you have a set of chicken wings and you are leading the way for man's quest to fly off of the Grand Canyon.

I wish the Fire Brigade had a firetruck.

Granted, The color of the firetruck is so red, it burns your eyes.

I wish for storms this week.

Granted, you get struck by lightning that fatally stops your heart.

I wish for an Adeptus Macharious army.

Granted. You get one box and that's it.

I wish for stuff.

Granted, see below.

I wish for a slice of cheese.

Granted. It's tasteless but still chemically cheese.

Granted. It's made of The Stuff.

I wish the kitten had not been eaten in Beware the Blob.

Granted, it was devoured instead.

I wish for a panther tank.

Granted. Its a life sized Model.

I wish for a good day

Granted, your house burns down, a tornado makes off with your family and your dog is eaten by the Stuff. You are still alive so that's good.

I wish 80s movies were good.

Granted, they are good now, but you can not apreciate movies from other time periods from now on.

I wish for fast post to get new models faster.

Granted, your mail delivery is so fast however it never delivers anything to the right address. You have Susan Quagmire's Cabbage Patch Marines and Jonny DeVille's My Little Demons to play your silly games with.

I wish I wanted to paint 10 Grave Guard

Granted. You wanted to paint them when you had time, but you posted here instead.

I wish for more old metal grave guard.

Granted. I will not corrupt that wish.

i wish to be normal

Granted, you consider yourself normal and everyone else is weird. You, however, are the one in a padded 6x6 room eating your own fecal matter and licking the closet doorknob.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted. You're workplace goes bankrupt, and everyone is laid off. Good luck finding a new job in this economy. Good job getting all your co-workers unemployed.

I wish for KaptainBadrukk to slap me with a fish.

Granted. I slap you with over 9000 fish.

I wish for the sub

Wtf?

Granted, Badrukk goes to slap you with a fish but he is crushed by a dropped shark carcass from a broken chain on a Japanese fishing boat.

I wish people would do it right.