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Granted. you have enough time to finish the game.

I wish for stuff to work right.

Granted. Everything works as advertised, if only you knew how to use it.

I wish nose rings were reserved for livestock only.

Granted. They are reserved for cows only.

I wish for a peace of bacon.

Granted. Bacon brings you inner peace.

I wish the stone trucks would bring some extras.

Granted. As a result the trucks are slower because of the weight.

I wish GW would be decent and make balanced rules.

Granted. They are still off-balanced.

I wish for stuff to do.

Granted. You are put in charge of balancing and re-writing every GW codex and army book. Every attempt you produce is received with ridicule and outright contempt from the internet game community. You may not stop until every gamer is satisfied. Good luck.

I wish my cat would knock it off.

Granted. Your dog takes the cats place.

I wish for horrible sushi.

Granted, the horrible sushi is so raw it can still bite you.

I wish Snurl would loan me $440 so I can pay HappyJew to buy Rorke's Drift from Neal at the Warstore.com

Granted. You wish. But it is awesome, and say hello to Neal.

I wish for no more skunk encounters.

Granted, but it turns all the skunk encounters were actually the best moments in your life.

Sorry but I wish all this Maelstrom's Edge stuff would go away.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish I had corrupted the last wish.

Granted, however you corrupted the last wish and you Stop complaining about the ads for the Maelstrom Kickstarter. It's the Dakka guys Kickstarter, this is their site, free advertising. Play the game the right way or go back to the vending machine! Damn ork!

I wish MONEY FELL FROM THE SKY

Granted. A ton of money falls directly into GW headquarters, and is never seen again.

I wish to win the Lottery.

Granted. You did. Too bad it's Negative Lottery. Your debt is now £5,000,000 to be paid for the government.

I wish that I wish for nothing.

Granted. You wish for nothing and you get it. You have nothing. No home, no clothes, no food, no friends, no toys. Nada.

I wish the neighbor kid could be persuaded to mow my lawn.

 snurl wrote:
Granted. You wish for nothing and you get it. You have nothing. No home, no clothes, no food, no friends, no toys. Nada.

I wish the neighbor kid could be persuaded to mow my lawn.

No wish. All your miniatures and models spontaneously combust.

I wish Bolt Action was more popular than Flames of War.

Granted. It is more popular. Now all of the WAAC list-stackers ruin the BA scene.

I wish for sleep.

Granted. You get one minute.

I wish for Microsoft Publisher

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted, however you corrupted the last wish and you Stop complaining about the ads for the Maelstrom Kickstarter. It's the Dakka guys Kickstarter, this is their site, free advertising. Play the game the right way or go back to the vending machine! Damn ork!

I wish MONEY FELL FROM THE SKY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is right, you know. Fish slaps all around.

I wish the mail would arrive here before supper.

Granted. It arrived 2 seconds before supper (hey, you wanted it to arrive before supper)

I wish I had powers to unlock threads.

Granted. You can unlock them, but you cannot view their content.

I wish for some chocolate.

Granted. But its dark chocolate and tastes horrible.

I wish for a hug.

Granted, it's by a yeti and he crushes you into primordial goo and drinks you as a protein shake. Lovely!

I wish to sell crap on ebay to make $510.40

Granted. But Ebay takes $500 in fees.

I wish to finish this project.

Granted. You finish it with one minute to spare.

I wish today was a HIGH RISK day.

Granted. There is a high risk of being eaten by dragons today.

I wish to be done with the yard work.

Granted but it is not done with you. Your last task is to dig your own grave.

I wish Jersey the turtle was rescued from a nuclear power plant pond.