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Granted. It's only 10 pounds lighter.

I wish for a good grade

Granted. You get a good grade in a school for "challenged" children, where the top students are those that can actually use the bathroom properly.

I wish Warlord would release more stuff for US army players.

Granted. They release everything you could ever want.

I wish the tangent of 90 was defined.

 sing your life wrote:
Granted. You get a good grade in a school for "challenged" children, where the top students are those that can actually use the bathroom properly.

I wish Warlord would release more stuff for US army players.

Granted. However it is out of your price range.

I wish for Maelstrom's Edge to be successful in the long run.

Granted. Its a booming biznus.

I wish for loads of vanilla pudding

Granted. You get a ton of the stuff, but it is frozen in carbonite and not readily accessable.

I wish for more fun days like this.

Granted, but there are no more nights. You cannot sleep and are constantly exhausted.

I wish that I hadn't stayed up so late.

Granted, you didn't stay up so late and you missed your chance with the most beautiful woman in the world. She wound up with the pimple faced kid down the street that you despise.

I wish Warlord had its African animals in stock.

Granted! They're in stock, but only as part of a massive £500 set of things you already own.

I wish I knew how to iron shirts properly.

Granted. An automatic iron does it for you.

I wish to finish my paper.

Granted. It's completly terrible.

I wish the FT in Bolt action had a dmage value of 7+ not 8+, the armour was thinner than most Half-tracks IRL.

Granted. It's 9+ now.

I wish for a tomato.

Granted. You are pelted with tomatoes whenever you step outside.

I wish I had more flourescent green paint.

Granted. It's so bright, it blinds you.

I wish for school to be over.

Granted. You are expelled for no good reason.

I wish this sign was done.

Granted. Done ripping your guts out.

I wish more people would post in the Guess song Lyric thread.

Granted. But they only post Mario songs.

I wish I could eat cake.

Granted. You can eat cake, but you have no reason to want to.

I wish again for more people to post in the Guess song Lyric thread.

Granted. More people post in the Guess the Song thread, however they post nothing relevant and instead use it to discuss the upcoming Maelstrom's Edge game.

I wish that people would read the initial posts for these various threads and actually play the games the way they are supposed to be played.

Granted but the OP in this thread didn't say anything about not being able to make the same wish twice, so your wish dosen't actually do anything.

I wish A level exams were easier.

Granted. They now have 1 question.

I wish to change my avatar.

Granted....your now an Earth Bender, but people keep assuming the UK definition of bender by mistake

I wish the above comment is not misinterpreted as too insulting or prejudiced in any way

Granted. Nobody ever reads it.

I wish for more fun stuff to paint.

Granted. You paint Starships.

I wish Ransom had not died.

Granted. He instead ended up in a irrecoverable coma.

I wish GW would do 75mm 40k.

Granted. GW does 70mm 40K and increases their prices exponentially.

I wish for epic scale Mordheim.

Granted. One strong breath and they are all blown right off the table into the dark corners of the room where you'll never find them.

I wish Ned Stark had not died.

Granted. He did not die, but was retconned out of the story.

I wish for a big box of fireworks.

Granted. He did not die, but was retconned out of the story.

I wish for a big box of fireworks.

Granted. A single spark and your neighbourhood goes boom.

I wish Better call Saul season 2 could be here already.