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Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish Nigel Farage would suicide bomb all the Conservative leaders.

 sing your life wrote:
Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish Nigel Farage would suicide bomb all the Conservative leaders.

Hey! You're taking a page outta my book! You can keep doing it if you want.

I wish I had more wii videos

Granted, you do. But none of them will work.

I wish for some beer time.

Granted. I'll just leave you and your beer to it... *slow saxophone music*

I wish I wasn't a broke-ass student.

Granted. You are a slow ass student.

I wish to win today's 40k game at my FLGS.

Granted. Nobody shows up so you win by default.

I wish to find a good phone game.

Granted. You buy the simpsons tapped out.

I wish for the reinforced ram to stay on.

Granted, the wheels don't.

I wish my chair wasn't so creaky.

Granted, your table is instead.

I wish to necro threads.

Granted. You get perma banned on all sites.

I wish for a deck of many things.

Granted. It is of many unusual things.

I wish I knew what kind of bommer was good.

Granted, you know what Bommer is best but GW then releases new rules for said bommer that forces you to act stupid things to get re-rolls.

I wish Nigel Farage would suicide bomb all the Conservative leaders.

Granted. He does, just after you have been appointed conservative leader.

I wish AoS would turn out to be a practical joke by GW.

Granted, they release even worse rules as Fantasy's evolution.

I wish Calgar would stop Power Fist boxing.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for 9000 cats.

Granted, you now have to feed and care for all of them at once.

I wish for more Dakka.

Granted. An Ork WAAAGH! rampages through your house and gives you tons of dakka right in your face.

I wish Age of Sigmar would piss off.

Granted. Now players everywhere look to you to replace it with something better. Good luck.

I wish someone had noticed I forgot to make a wish.

Granted. Everyone notices, and they all bitch slap you for it.

I wish I hadn't lost all my progress on Dawn of War 2.

Granted. You never started the game in the first place.

I wish my feet did not feel sore.

Granted. They both get amputated leaving you only with itching phantom feet.

I wish for a trackball with all the fuctionality of a gaming mouse.

Granted. It rolls under the refridgerator, where it is adopted by real mice, and used to play games such as volleyball.

I wish the top of this thing goes together quickly.

Granted, but it then falls a part just as fast.

I wish I wouldn't make mistake whilst typing.

Granted. You make two.

I wish for an adorable kitten. (please don't let anything bad happen to the kitten, I'm a softy)

Granted. You are a mouse and an adorable kitten has been catching you and thrashing you within inches of your life all day, only to let you escape and catch you again.

I wish for some help with trying to give up cigars.

Granted, the help is advice to stop trying to give up.

I wish to smoke a pack of cigarettes.

Granted. It's the last pack on Earth, and you die of withdrawal symptoms.

I wish Australia would hurry the f*** up and legalise gay marriage.

Granted. They do. And amazingly, nothing happens any differently.

I wish to quit.

Granted, you jump off a cliff in order to quit life.

I wish everyone on this thread [except me] would die!

Granted. Now we watch you from the shadows at night, waiting for the perfect moment to strike, and strike we shall, with holy vengeance.

I wish you would see it coming.