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Granted. He sees it coming and whips out a boltgun.

I wish I could settle on an idea for my novel.

Granted. You write a novel about a Corrupt a Wish forum game that suddenly turns deadly as wishes are supernaturally corrupted in real life. But its never published or read by anyone.

I wish you the best of luck.

Granted. But, sadly, I make my own luck.

I wish I had a red paint-job.

Garnted. The paint is incredibly poisonous.

I wish to be able to sneak up on anyone.

Granted. You are a Mosquito.

I wish for some bug spray.

Granted. It's designed to kill Nids and you die from breathing in the fumes.

I wish I could decide whether to classify my novel as Warhammer 40k fanfiction or not.

Granted. You go with "or not".

I wish the nurse at the bloodbank was not so hot.

Granted, she's as cold...as...ice?

I wish I had waited a few days to buy more expansions for Cards Against Humanity, so I could have also gotten the newest expansion without having to pay S&H.

Granted, the prices double in the time you wait.

I wish Tzeentch Daemonkin would come out already.

Granted. The art and fluff in the book sucks, the units are all overcosted, and there are no special formation bonuses of any kind.

I wish I didn't have to pay bills anymore.

Granted. Just ..look at the flowers.

I wish things were like the old days.

Granted. You are stuck in the middle of the London Blitz whilst being chased by a small boy with a gas mask fused to his face asking if you are his mummy.

I wish to lose my Warhammer 40k game tonight.

You draw the game because the table collapses

Granted. You can't find any of your Warhammer stuff anywhere, its all gone.

I wish to finish everything on the list today, so the weekend is free.

I wish I woke up tomorrow and found that my 40k models were painted terribly

Granted. They're painted terribly, and they all slap you with a fish for not corrupting the previous wish.

I wish for more Orkmoticons.

 TheCloverLord wrote:
Granted. They're painted terribly, and they all slap you with a fish for not corrupting the previous wish.

I wish for more Orkmoticons.

I forgot to put my wish in the post before about table collapsing

I wish i had not been ninja'd.

Granted. I was ninja'd instead.

I wish my grandma's printer would work right,

Granted, it does, but then you decide you only want it to print left.

I wish Sega would make a WW1 version of Total War.

Granted. but you hate it.

I wish for more yellow ink.

Granted, 10 litres of yellow ink suddenly appears above you and splashes all over you.

I wish more poeple would post on the Guess song lyirc thread.

Granted. But all they post about is Age of Sigmar.

I wish for more time.

Granted. You have ten more seconds. Use it wisely.

I wish for less mosquitos.

Granted, you get an equal population of geese.

I wish I had never played Five Nights at Freddy's 4.

Granted. You play Five Nights at Hitler's instead.

I wish for more time at my grandmother's.

Granted, you will never leave your grandma's.

I wish I had more players in my area.

Granted. They all play only AoS, and trash every other game at every opportunity.

I wish for people to remember my birthday this year.

Granted. Only your parents do.

I wish for CREEED and Jamesgang to come back.

Granted. All over your models.

I wish GW would admit AOS is a failure and make 9th edition based on 8th.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Five Nights at Hitler's

I would actually pay real money to play that.