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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 01:48:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Granted, he is in a coma that will last his entire lifetime.
I wish Windows 10 worked properly.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 01:50:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. Microsoft releases a statement saying that it is working properly as is.
I wish the rules would be followed, meaning each wish MUST BE CORRUPTED.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 02:03:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Granted. They are corrupted so much that they turn into something better than you originally wished for.
I wished everyone I talked to had the ability to take hints.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 05:32:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted, but they only take metaphorical hints which gets too confusing for everyone.
I wish for some simple projects.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 05:39:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Granted. You are sent back to kindergarten, where the art projects are comparatively VERY simple.
I wish I looked like a Greek god.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 06:57:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Granted. But you look like Hephaestus, the ugliest of the major Greek gods, and lack all of his powers.
I wish I could speak fluently in every major language.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 09:10:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you speak in all of them at once, so you are labeled as possessed and forced to endure an exorcism.
I wish to remember where I put my 30 60 90 triangle.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 10:23:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. The knowldege of the eldritch location it is stored in drives you insane.
I wish that my cat's squeaking was slightly quieter.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 11:28:27
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Granted, your hearing becomes super-sensitive and it remains the same volume to your ears.
I wish my French was better.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 11:38:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.
I wish for TS Erika to rapidly intensify
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 16:29:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. But his character is rewriten, making Star Trek Voyager even worse.
I wish I got all these out dated Pop-culture refferences.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 16:31:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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korbenn wrote:Granted. But his character is rewriten, making Star Trek Voyager even worse.
I wish I got all these out dated Pop-culture refferences.
Uh,,,Tropical storm Erika is a storm, not a Voyager character.
Anyway...
Granted. You get them, and then they change.
I wish for an easier way to do an Event summary
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 17:23:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Granted. You never have any events to go to.
I wish I had enough time in the day so that I can finish Aliens: Colonial Marines
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 17:36:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. You have 26 hours.
I wish for no SSR
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 20:22:16
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, it turns out that SSR was the only thing that could save the earth from Cthulhu.
I wish everyone would follow the game rules on this forum.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/25 21:14:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. However, Badrukk has a heart attack. The joy of the rules being followed is deadened by massive grief that causes half the forum to become unresponsive. The admins shut down Dakka, as without Badrukk's humor, there is no point in posting.
I...
WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER...!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/26 07:31:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Badrukk eats you.
I wish hot dogs were actually made from meat.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/26 16:44:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. They're made from pork.
I wish for Erika to intensify.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/26 21:31:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted, but the process of granting the wish and wondering what that means is so stressful that I suffer a stroke.
I wish for an inedible roll.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/26 21:50:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.
I wish for Erika to intensify.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 02:56:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Granted. She intensifies so much that she implodes and becomes a black hole.
I wish Badrukk would either follow the rules or leave and never come back.
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May you roll many sixes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 04:33:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.
Except for you get a fish-slap.
I wish I knew where I put my pliers.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 09:09:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. However they need to be medicaly removed.
I wish I would not leave my modeling tools strewn about the place.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 10:00:58
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Granted, they are all in one place, but you forget where they are.
I wish I could sculpt well.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 16:35:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. You sculpt well clay figures.
I wish for Erika to become better organized.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 17:14:41
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, she creates a huge organisation dedicating just to annoying you.
I wish Morgan Freeman really was God.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 17:16:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. He is the second God.
I wish for Erika's WNW motion to be confirmed.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 17:32:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Granted, but then it immediately dies out, ending Erika's reign.
I wish that everyone knew they had to follow the game's rules for it to be fun.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 17:43:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. they know, and choose to follow.
I wish Erika would organize to survive Hispanola.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/27 17:48:29
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, she survives in a deep coma.
Wish = more people would post on the "guess song lyrics" thread.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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