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Granted. They make perfect sense to the developers of Manhunter. Everyone else can just guess.

I wish for a successful Halloween season again.

Granted. It's successful, but only to dead people.

I wish for Vanilla ice cream.

Granted. You get ice cream served with the chunky remains of Vanilla Ice.

I wish Tom Brady hadn't destroyed his phone.

Granted. He destroys your phone instead.

I wish for Hurricane Ignacio to strengthen.

Granted The hurricane not only doubles in strength it also triples in speed and heads straight for your house.

I wish for a real live pet Fennekin.

Granted. It's colored Blue.

I wish to get out of school.

Granted, because an asteroid hits your house.

I wish my cat would scoot an inch towards me.

Granted. He scoots an inch towards you, right on top of a live electric wire. FRIED PUSSYCAT!!!

I wish my 3000 point 40k game tomorrow would go well for me.

Granted. It goes perfectly for you until you pack up to go home, when all of your models burst from their cases and fall down a flight of stairs, only to be smashed by a few passing trucks and a bus.

I wish Badrukk gets his Hurricane.

Granted, I will not corrupt that wish.

I wish these damn ants would go away.

Granted. They go away and they are replaced by thousands of scorpions, each one in a foul mood and looking for trouble.

I wish to finish my mountain project by Monday evening.

Granted. You finish it, but it instantly falls apart.

I wish for the roof to be grazed

Granted, some cows start eating the grass on it, greenpeace letterbombs you because of the methane they produce.

I wish I wouldn't confuse this thread with the 40k vending machine.

Granted. you no longer confuse this thread with the 40k vending machine thread. However all other threads are now 40k vending machine threads.

I wish my blue Fennekin would evolve into a Braixen.

Granted, it runs away immediatly after.

I wish I wouldn't think of a good wish and then forget it.

Granted. But the braxian smells bad.

I wish for CREEED to come back.

Granted, he gets perma-banned 3 seconds after.

I wish my memory was less gak.

Granted, but you are no longer able to perceive the world around you.

I wish my roommate didn't walk around our dorm room half naked all the time

Granted, he walks around fully naked.

I wish the radio would play some Metallica.

Garnted, it plays Metallica, and only Metallica. Everyone gets really sick of it.

I wish Terry Ashley would update his AFV club/Miniart Valentine comparison review to include the Bronco kit of the tank.

Granted. The review is finished, Tank included. However it is pulled for copyright violations before you get to read it.

I wish for the old lady to stop starring at me from my front lawn in the middle of the night.

Granted. She now stares at you from your wardrobe.

I wish that I had not just farted such a rancid fart

Granted. You belched it up instead, leaving a foul taste in your mouth for days.

I finished the mountain fortress. I wish the guy would come and get it.

Granted. It is dropped when he is taking it to his car.

I wish that I wasn't in bed.

Granted, you are in your parents bed as they fornicate

I wish someone would bring me mozzarella sticks

Granted. "Someone" is an axe murderer on LSD.

I wish for brain bleach.

Granted, manga enthusiasts wire all the episodes of the anime "Bleach" into your brain

I wish I knew what I would do for a Klondike Bar

Granted. You know the exact depths of depravity you would sink to for a Klondike bar. The stain will never wash from your soul. Slaanesh him/her self is even disgusted by you.

I wish this urge to kill would just settle down already.

 TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Granted, he walks around fully naked.

I wish the radio would play some Metallica.

HA! You just used my corruption! Never woulda guessed.

Anyway korbenn...

Granted. It settles, and then flares up.

I wish Data's cat really terrorized Riker.

Granted. Riker shoots it.

I wish for the ability to have good ideas.