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**ChaoticMind**

Granted you get lethal Limburger. Anything within 5miles of it dies horibly.

I wish my pups. Weren't so annoying

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They got run over by a car and are now dead. They're not annoying anymore.

I wish all the cockroaches in my place were dead.

**snurl**

Granted. The place burned down while you were away.

I wish I had not started painting this ogre.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you never start painting anything.

I wish I hadn't read that CreepyPasta.

**sing your life**

Granted, you listened to a dramatization of it instead.

I wish I could decide what variant I should use for my 1/35 JagdSherman conversion.

**jmurph**

Granted, but then are stuck on a color scheme.

I wish for a tiny elephant.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It's a mini elephant.

I wish I didn't have scented markers.

**snurl**

Granted. You have the full blown toxic-carcinogen markers. You feel odd after using them.

I wish it only rained on Mondays in October.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, it rains nukes for 168 hours every Monday in October.
I wish for Cthulhu to be elected president of the USA.

**NoPoet**

Granted, but when you step up to deliver your welcome speech to him live on TV, you explosively crap your pants and start crying with the embarrassment.

I wish I was way more confident with women!

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you can never talk to men again.

I wish my Greenstuff would dry.

**snurl**

Granted. Your greenstuff dried out long ago. You have inadvertently used wet stuff, which will never dry.

I wish all of the rest of our bands we get are as good as the one we had tonight.

**sing your life**

Granted, they all only get to play the first 10 seconds of a song before being eaten by a giant flying Squig.

I wish Battlegroup Overlord was more popular.

**NoPoet**

Granted. Another person has heard of Battlegroup Overlord, bringing the worldwide total of "people who've heard of Battlegroup Overlord" from nine to ten, a large percentage increase.

I wish they'd bring Stargate Universe back.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, It's a 'Star Trek into Darkness'-esque piece of sh**.

I wish didn't procrastinate.

**NoPoet**

Granted. You now see it as the world preventing you from doing things, so it's not procrastination any more.

I wish FFVII Remake is even better than the original when it comes out.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's better, but the hardcore fans hate it because the made Cloud's hair slightly darker than the original.

I wish an Islamic faction was unlocked from the start in Medieval 2.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it's really underwhelming.

I wish for this queue to be shorter.

**snurl**

Granted, There is no Queue because the business is closed. Try again another day.

I wish it was Thursday already.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Wednesday is skipped, and Wednesday is the day you would have won the lottery.

I wish I was independently wealthy so I would have more money and time for 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. You are independently wealthy but managing your investments and other income sources leaves you so worn out that you have the time, but not the will, to play more 40k.

I wish to get started painting the new table.

**sing your life**

Granted, you don't enjoy doing it.

I wish I did not have to sleep.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, the sudden shift in your brain's mentality causes you to go barking mad.

I wish for a theremin.

**sing your life**

Granted, in 5 minutes it's a nolongertheremin.

I wish the rumour about David Cameron and the pig was true.

JB

Granted, the aftermath of the hullaballo following that revelation is a full restoration of monarchial powers...under King Charlie.

I wish 40K was a balanced ruleset that wasn't IGOUGO.

**sing your life**

Granted, the Warmahordes and KOW fans complain that IGOUGO was a completely fine way of playing.

I wish people would stop trying to blame AOS's lack of balance on the players.

**snurl**

Granted. As if by magic, the mind-control is broken and fanboys everywhere conclude that GW is to blame, and they realise how much GW is ripping them off for plastic models. An angry mob sacks Lenton and burns GW HQ to the ground.

I wish for more target practice.

**Otto Weston**

snurl wrote:
Granted. As if by magic, the mind-control is broken and fanboys everywhere conclude that GW is to blame, and they realise how much GW is ripping them off for plastic models. An angry mob sacks Lenton and burns GW HQ to the ground.

I wish for more target practice.

Granted. You are tied to a post and bus-loads of school children are transported in to shoot you with BB guns.

I wish to finish painting my models within a month.

**sing your life**

Granted, they look like gak.

I wish Rubicon had included [good] crew figures for their M8 kit.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They look good, but nobody buys them.

I wish for rain to fall in my location