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**sing your life**

Granted, you drown.

I wish I could decide if England is right now. a sinking ship or a stinking sh!t?

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, but England is out of the Rugby World Cup, so it doesn't matter.

I wish I could write better.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a wonderful wordsmith, except all that you write is legalese for patent medicine package inserts.

I wish to find the perfect pumpkin.

**sing your life**

Granted, you accidently hack it to 1,000,000 pieces trying to carve it.

I wish I was better at playing Bass guitar.

**snurl**

Granted. You are better at playing a Bass Guitar, but they always make you play lead. As a result, everyone says your playing sucks.

I wish to find a cheap van.

**korbenn**

Granted. The van you find is a wonderfull bargain, however you are now indebted to the Maffia.

**snurl**

No wish.
You are stuffed with hallucinogens, covered with pink glitter and dropped into a LARPing convention.

I wish to build a mirror maze.

**sing your life**

Granted, you can't ever find your way out.

I wish The Visit movie was actually good.

**jmurph**

sing your life wrote:
Granted, you can't ever find your way out.

I wish The Visit movie was actually good.

Granted. The Visit is a good movie but now all other movies are terrible M. Night Shyamalan movies.

I wish Fear the Walking Dead hadn't used the stupid evil military trope.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They use Star Trek instead.

I wish that I didn't have to take testing on Columbus Day

**snurl**

Granted. You are allowed to automatically fail at any time, no testing required.

I wish for some good earphones.

**Otto Weston**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You are allowed to automatically fail at any time, no testing required.

I wish for some good earphones.

Granted but you leave them on the floor and they trip you up and cause you to break your collar bone and wrist.
They are ruined in the process.

I wish I was married to Jennifer Lawrence.

**sing your life**

Granted, some dickbags hack in and post your intiminate pictures to the public.

I wish my gaming club would get back into Bolt Action.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They get back into it, but they kick you out of the club.

I wish for the Missouri Tigers to win tomorrow's football game.

**snurl**

Granted. In other news, hell freezes over.

I wish to get the microphone working properly.

**NoPoet**

Granted. Everyone hears you burp and are really offended, leading to you being booed. You wake up from nightmares in a cold sweat for years afterwards and feel like less of a man.

I wish I could sort my finances out.

**sing your life**

Granted, you don't have any money, so no finances to have to sort out.

I wish I had a top end gaming PC.

JB

Granted, but you only use it now to play The Sims.

I wish that I had a yummy Turkish Döner for lunch.

**sing your life**

Garnted, it was yummy back when it was made in 1787.

I wish more people would post on the "guess song lyrics" threads.

**snurl**

Granted. But all they post is Beiber gibberish and the mods lock the thread for fear of contamination.

I wish every night would go like tonight.

**sing your life**

Granted, tonight you are thrown into a tank full of deadly jellyfish.

I wish Tamiya would update their 1/35 Cromwell to 2015 standards.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They update it, but they start charging 5x as much money for it.

I wish for a mild winter this year.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. It's mild, compared to winter on Pluto.

I wish people would make up their mind as to whether Pluto is a planet or not.

**NoPoet**

Granted. They now classify him as a dog.

I wish I could meet a decent woman.

**sing your life**

Granted, she doesn't like you.

I wish for gourmet fish fingers.

**snurl**

Granted. But the fish are not amused, and they send their pirahana friends after you.

I wish for more funny spooky jokes to tell.

**sing your life**

Granted, but people don't get them for some reason.

I wish I knew what historical game CA are developing alongside Warhammer TW.

**snurl**

Granted. You know that its another clicky based collectable card game with fail written all over it.

I wish for a happy halloween.

**NoPoet**

Granted. But the 1st of November sucks.

I wish I could afford those lovely engine mods for my car.

**snurl**

Granted. You create a fuel-injected nitro burning machine.
The first time you drive it a bus smashes it into a million pieces.

I wish my dreams could become a reality.