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**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Now everyone just awkwardly smiles in situations where they would have cringed.

I wish I had gotten out of bed earlier.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. You got 5 minutes sleep.

I wish I had some good books to read and the time to do so.

**ZergSmasher**

You have a whole library's worth of good books to read, and all the time in the world to read them. Unfortunately before you could begin reading, your glasses fell off of your face and shattered on the ground, leaving you mostly blind and unable to read.

I wish I could paint miniatures better.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You can paint them better, but only in the color of red. By using your blood.

I wish more people played Dark Age.

**snurl**

Granted. More people play Dark Age. But they don't like it and soon begin to play Pin The Tail on Sinful Hero instead.

I wish to find an Exalted Vermin Lord.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. After years of searching, you finally find him in a cave. He stabs you several times and you are then are eaten by rats.

I wish to turn up the volume.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You now have superhuman hearing. Just the sound of the cockroaches in the walls is thunder to your ears. Every sound is pain.

I wish I had gotten home sooner.

**snurl**

Granted. You got home before you left, and run into yourself on the way out.

I wish to remember where I put that picture.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. You left it in the Sahara desert.

I wish I was a successful cook.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You are a very successful meth cook. Your product is well known far and wide in trailer parks across America.

I wish I knew my family better.

**snurl**

Granted. You know everything about them, their every thought and notion. You can't stand them.

I wish to find the lost picture.

**Brennonjw**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You know everything about them, their every thought and notion. You can't stand them.

I wish to find the lost picture.

You find the lost picture, but you are now lost in the middle of the Sahara desert with it.

I wish I had the ability to generate and get rid of super powers at will.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Given the power of the pencil, you can draw and erase any superpower at will. Just not well.

I wish that this breeze will last all day.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It last all day, but keeps getting stronger until it blows your house down.

I wish for Warhammer 40k to become more balanced.

**snurl**

So does everyone else.

I wish for a fine Pizza.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. The finest of pizzas is laid before you, but you find you've developed an allergy to tomatoes.

I wish for everyone to finally find happiness.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. Except for you. Being the only miserable person on the planet, you crawl up into a ball in a cave, waiting for time to pass.

I wish all votes were done to what I wanted them to be.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but the person who is elected by those votes turns out to be a terrible candidate. Nice choice there buddy.

I wish that I didn't have to get my teeth cleaned tomorrow

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Your teeth fall out of your skull, and now you just need to get fitted for dentures.

I wish nobody ever brought up the gold standard among my Facebook friends.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. You don't have friends to talk to.

I wish I knew what that smell was.

**snurl**

Granted. You know what the smell is. The cadaver dogs led the police right to it, behind your refrigerator. Now they want some answers from you.

I wish that picture would turn up right where I thought it was.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. But as soon as you reach down to pick it up, a breeze catches it and it floats out an open window then into a sewer drain.

I wish my hair wasn't such a mess in the mornings.

**snurl**

Granted. It is such a mess all the time.

I wish things were back to normal.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. In the beginning, there was nothing....

I wish our own country didn't screw us over.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Now all the world is allied against you, hellbent on your total destruction.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much earlier, so I'd have more room for dinner.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. The room which you eat dinner in is HUGE.

I wish memorizing things was instant.

**snurl**

Granted. Memorizing is instant. Remembering them takes forever.

I wish ideas were gold.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Every idea materializes as gold. Eventually the world is crushed in upon itself due to the constantly increasing mass.

I wish every stoplight I meet to be green as I pass through.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. The cover changes from black to green.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but you are instantly beset by Bruce Lee

I wish that my white primer actually worked