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**snurl**

Granted. You are looking everywhere for work.

I wish for some new neighbors.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You move to a trailer park.

I wish to own a monster truck.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The alien xenomorph is the monster that comes with the truck and he rips your head open with his metal teeth so you can't use your truck.

I wish I was at the beach.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You are at Omaha beach. It is June 6th, 1944, and you are wearing a German uniform.

I wish to have a comprehensive understanding of string theory.

**snurl**

Granted. You join a Philadelphia String Band.

I wish to be able to play a guitar.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. But its only this one Hello City Tampon guitar.

I wish for a working Hellhound tank

**snurl**

Granted. It is buried in the desert somewhere.

I wish drivers would use their turn signals.

**Deadshot**

snurl wrote:
Granted. It is buried in the desert somewhere.

I wish drivers would use their turn signals.

Granted, they do. Constantly. Every driver everywhere in the world is always indicating a left turn at all times. Except when turning left, where they indicate right. Or turning right, where their indicators become strobe lights to the beat of Darude Sandstorm

I wish the next wish was incorruptible.

**snurl**

Granted. Your wish for terminal athlete's foot is incorruptable.

I wish for more mornings like today.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You get today's morning for the guy that cleans & transports porta-potties every day.

I wish I could dilate time when I paint miniatures and have a week of painting only take 4 hours in real time.

**snurl**

Granted. But time at work is expanded to compensate.

I wish to help my cat catch more chipmonks.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. She catches & kills Alvin, Simon, and Theodore and children worldwide hate you forever.

I wish I had a magic bowl that produced finely cooked meats on demand.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you've developed a meat allergy.

I wish for a real, working interstellar spacecraft

**snurl**

Granted. It's 1/64 scale.

I wish for a new rake.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it's the other kind and you get an immoral aristocrat from the 17th century.

I wish the Swedish Bikini Team would come clean my house once a week.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. It is the original Swedish Bikini team and the years have not been kind. They are also kleptomaniacs.

I wish to have a song written about me.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it's put to the music of "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship so it's unlistenable.

I wish I could rewrite the ITC rules to better favor my army.

**snurl**

Granted. You make your army illegal to beat.

I wish every conceert was as good as the one we saw last night.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Tickets to all concerts are $25,000.

I wish I could go back in time and be a samurai.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you aren't allowed anywhere near them after those pics hit social media this morning

I wish I had more fidget cubes

**snurl**

Granted. They are multipart kits with missing non-interchangeable parts.

I wish for a new chainsaw.

**Deadshot**

snurl wrote:
Granted. They are multipart kits with missing non-interchangeable parts.

I wish for a new chainsaw.

Granted. It will arrive in precisely 64 days. You get arrested on suspicion of intent to commit murder.

I wish bitsandkits would restock their whole range at once.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. World War 3 happens and minis bits are the least of your worries.

I wish our cats would become youtube stars.

**snurl**

Granted. They are whisked away in limousines and you never see them again.

I wish the next concert was not weeks away.

**jeff white**

Granted - it is now, in your living room, and is invaded by rapist immigrants from spaaaaayze.

I wish that i could sleep better.

**Deadshot**

jeff white wrote:
Granted - it is now, in your living room, and is invaded by rapist immigrants from spaaaaayze.

I wish that i could sleep better.

Granted. You sleep your way into a coma. When you wake up, bronies are in government.

I wish I could sleep better too.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Freddy Krueger is going to torture you in your solid 8 hours of dreaming.

I wish I had a personal assistant.

**snurl**

Granted. His name is Freddy and he bothers you in your sleep.

I wish to encounter a dragon.

**jeff white**

snurl wrote:
Granted. His name is Freddy and he bothers you in your sleep.

I wish to encounter a dragon.

Granted, it meets you in a bar, charms you into a cheap motel room, and eats your testicles.
I wish that Girlymarines were cool.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You become of those guys who think that girly marines are cool.

I wish to be on a TV show.