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2012/10/03 22:45:25
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Kid_Kyoto
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http://io9.com/5948474/craigslist-ad-seeks-topless-dungeons--dragons-dungeon-master-serious-applicants-only?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.
Requirements:
- Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
- Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
- It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
- If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.
I'm stuck teetering between marvelling at how this guy ever got someone to agree to marrying him, thinking that this is why we can't have nice things, and just laughing my ass off.
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2012/10/03 22:49:07
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Its a big world and thats a small request, someone might provide.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2012/10/03 22:50:05
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Humorless Arbite
Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.
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I wish the craiglister good luck with this. I'm sure some magic missiles would be flying her way if she accepts.
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Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.
When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. -Praxiss
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2012/10/03 23:02:51
Subject: Re:Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Douglas Bader
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Never underestimate the advantages of being rich. I'm sure if they offer enough money they will have no problem at all getting someone to do it.
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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2012/10/03 23:39:31
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Im more surprised it isnt pathfinder.
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2012/10/04 00:18:25
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Fixture of Dakka
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I applied.
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 Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/04 00:19:08
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Is it bad if I can think of a possible candidate off the top of my head?
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
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2012/10/04 00:20:46
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Fixture of Dakka
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No, of you know an attractive woman wit c cups or better that can DM, that falls into the "good" column.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/04 00:22:35
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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She's definitely cute, she's definitely stacked, and she did run at least one 3.5 campaign for a while. One of my good friends' ex wife.
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
Maelstrom's Edge! |
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2012/10/04 00:27:34
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Fixture of Dakka
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So she's amenable, pm me her number.
don't pm me her number
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/04 01:31:09
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Give me a shave and a blonde wig, and I'll do it.
I look good in drag. I would look good in drag.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/10/04 01:37:23
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You're no Corpses, that's for sure... we'll see how to measure up, but I don't think you'll be batting in the big leagues any time soon.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
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2012/10/04 01:37:55
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Nasty Nob
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 Chowderhead wrote:Give me a shave and a blonde wig, and I'll do it.
I look good in drag. I would look good in drag.
Assuming you're a man, he'd probably catch on fast. Unless you have big boobz.
I would love to know how this turns out.
Please check one.
0 Canceled wedding/divorce
0 No replies
0 Gets a reply, but isn't as good a time as expected.
0 Gets a reply, punches a hole in D&D stereotypes.
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2012/10/04 01:47:52
Subject: Re:Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hey, I'm sure some portion of strippers are also nerds. I'm also sure some portion of strippers use craigslist to find side jobs. He just has to hope the portion of strippers who are nerds, and the portion of strippers looking for side-jobs on craigslist just happen to have some overlap for this event.
EDIT: Funny part is, I know a chick who (on the right day, with the right crowd) might consider doing this... if It was like any other RPG but D&D.
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2012/10/04 03:06:46
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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Hey, I'm sure some portion of strippers are also nerds. I'm also sure some portion of strippers use craigslist to find side jobs. He just has to hope the portion of strippers who are nerds, and the portion of strippers looking for side-jobs on craigslist just happen to have some overlap for this event.
EDIT: Funny part is, I know a chick who (on the right day, with the right crowd) might consider doing this... if It was like any other RPG but D&D.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/i-hit-it-with-my-axe
There certainly are nerdy pornstars.
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2012/10/04 05:18:11
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Right that's another one for my bucket list.
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2012/10/04 05:31:40
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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I have a feeling that he might be in luck, since all the women who played seriously probably stuck with 3.5 when fourth rolled around.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2012/10/04 05:33:16
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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 Ratbarf wrote:Hey, I'm sure some portion of strippers are also nerds. I'm also sure some portion of strippers use craigslist to find side jobs. He just has to hope the portion of strippers who are nerds, and the portion of strippers looking for side-jobs on craigslist just happen to have some overlap for this event.
EDIT: Funny part is, I know a chick who (on the right day, with the right crowd) might consider doing this... if It was like any other RPG but D&D.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/i-hit-it-with-my-axe
There certainly are nerdy pornstars.
Yeah, I can't remember, has Mandy Morbid tried DMing yet? Don't know if the bachelor likes a girl with a mohawk, but her boobs are spectacular. Two of the best natural ones on Earth.
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
Maelstrom's Edge! |
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2012/10/04 06:51:48
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Hallowed Canoness
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 Mannahnin wrote: Ratbarf wrote:Hey, I'm sure some portion of strippers are also nerds. I'm also sure some portion of strippers use craigslist to find side jobs. He just has to hope the portion of strippers who are nerds, and the portion of strippers looking for side-jobs on craigslist just happen to have some overlap for this event.
EDIT: Funny part is, I know a chick who (on the right day, with the right crowd) might consider doing this... if It was like any other RPG but D&D.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/i-hit-it-with-my-axe
There certainly are nerdy pornstars.
Yeah, I can't remember, has Mandy Morbid tried DMing yet? Don't know if the bachelor likes a girl with a mohawk, but her boobs are spectacular. Two of the best natural ones on Earth.
Punk rock's not dead, and it's damn sexy too. I don't think she's tried DMing though.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
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2012/10/04 17:14:26
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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This is depressing, although not quite as depressing as End of Evangelion. Nothing is that depressing.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/04 17:29:18
Subject: Re:Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Imperial Admiral
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It sounds remarkably tame, as bachelor parties go. If the chick really just has to sit there and DM topless, hell, I volunteer my girlfriend, as long as she can wear a Bluetooth. I'll just tell her what to say, like Cyrano. We'll charge $500 and drop rocks on everyone after an hour.
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2012/10/04 17:34:00
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Kid_Kyoto
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 Squigsquasher wrote:This is depressing, although not quite as depressing as End of Evangelion. Nothing is that depressing.
Well, being in a forum where someone admits to watching Evangelion rates up there pretty high. 
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2012/10/04 17:38:54
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Yeah, I mean for a bachelor party, it isnt that bad really.
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2012/10/04 17:45:09
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Funny, but tame.
Might as well just go to a strip club or something.
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2012/10/04 17:46:25
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Go to a strip club in character.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2012/10/04 17:48:39
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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 daedalus wrote: Squigsquasher wrote:This is depressing, although not quite as depressing as End of Evangelion. Nothing is that depressing.
Well, being in a forum where someone admits to watching Evangelion rates up there pretty high.
How very dare you! 
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/04 17:58:52
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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And play D&D 
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2012/10/04 18:00:06
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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SOmeone call Misti Dawn.
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2012/10/04 18:03:13
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Funnily enough, the strippers at the club in Indianapolis dress like comic book and sci fi characters for GenCon and make excellent money that weekend. 
Or so I'm told...
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2012/10/04 18:17:23
Subject: Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only
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Solahma
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LOL, like hotsauceman, my initial reaction was "why not Pathfinder?"
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5000pts 
6000pts 
3000pts
