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Deny the Fletch - Resist the effects of references to movies starring Chevy Chase on a 6+


I rolled a 4 when writing that rule.

Deny the Fit - Reduce and units armour save by 1 on a 6+

 Lord Magnus wrote:
Deny the Fit

I thought this was an alternative name of Mark of Nurgle.

 Macok wrote:

 Lord Magnus wrote:
Deny the Fit

I thought this was an alternative name of Mark of Nurgle.

Oh yes, it could be.

Overweight units only (preferably morbidly obese, possibly rotting)

on a 6+ this unit receives the mark of Nurgle, as they find themselves in his favor.

Deny the fridge - On a 6+, you can tell Jimmy to find a job and stop looting your fridge, that bum..
Denying Rich - On a 6+, any action performs by a player named Rich will be ignored, as well as his existence...

These are name-specific USRs.

Deny the Titch - Ignore damage from Ratlings on a 6+ (I know we have a deny the titch rule, but I am house ruling it).
Deny the Britches - Ignore any damage from a model in knee-length trousers on a 6+
Deny the Mitch - Ignore any damage from David Hasselhoff whilst he is wearing red speedos
Deny the Quidditch - Ignore damage from any speccy gits on a flying broomstick on a 1+
Deny the twitch - Ignore damage from any model with a nervous tic on a 6+

 gpfunk wrote:
What about Deny the Stitch? Where you revert the success of a Feel No Pain roll on a 6+?

Deny the Itch. 6+ to ignore any special effect by nurgle or slaanesh (depending on the type of "itch"), 2+ to ignore the ability if hit by both slaanesh and nurgle effects in the same turn.

-Matt

Deny the Lich - On a roll of a 6+, ignore any ability that would return removed models to the table.
Deny the Ostrich - On a roll of a 6+, remove any ostrich or ostrich related object from the building.
Deny the Rich - On a roll of a 6+, ignore any ability or effect belonging to a model owned by a player who's net worth is greater than your own.

 Fifty wrote:
Deny the Titch - Ignore damage from Ratlings on a 6+ (I know we have a deny the titch rule, but I am house ruling it).
Deny the Britches - Ignore any damage from a model in knee-length trousers on a 6+
Deny the Mitch - Ignore any damage from David Hasselhoff whilst he is wearing red speedos
Deny the Quidditch - Ignore damage from any speccy gits on a flying broomstick on a 1+
Deny the twitch - Ignore damage from any model with a nervous tic on a 6+

That quidditch one just made me laugh so much, well played sir

Ignore Dunwich - Ignores the effects of any Eldritch Abomination on a 3+.

Oy! you humies don't know 'ow ta do mockery! I'll show ye all how it's done right! WAAAAGH!

Find Da Glitch "ughh i dunno Boss, da servailance finggy is stuck" Run rudimentary system maintenance on a 6+
Make em' into Flinch "HAR HAR HAR, Two Klaws fer flinching ya Git! HAR HAR HAR" Scare a model to death at init 10 on a 6+
Watch me Pitch! " Nevah of thought he'd go dat far... " Pick up and chuck a model out of the game on a 6+
Deny the Hitch "Wuddya mean I'z Got'z to sign up for membership?! WAAAGH" deny a game balancing mechanic on a 6+
Flip Da Switch "... I wondah wat happenz when i do DIS!" any model that attempts to use spotlights will suddenly explode on a 6+

Ya welcome ya gitz! Now start playin!

Can't believe I didn't think of this one:

Deny the bitchy: counter anything said by another player using an OP or spammy list, complaining that his army doesn't stand a chance against yours on a 6+

Deny the Pinch: Ignore the effects of having to "download the brownload" on a 5+.

Thats right bathroom humor... Cause I am classy like that.

Deny the Pinch: Pay the actual value instead of the market value for Citadel Miniatures on a 7+.

Deny the hitch: any time your opponent attempts to counter the effects of a unit in your army, you may counter his counter on a 6+

Deny the switch - burn all proxies on a 6+
deny the horowitz - eject anything scary from the table on a 6+
deny the witch - oh wait...
deny the spinach - NO HEALTHINESS ALLOWED IN GAMING DX (no roll necessary)

Deny the Legion: No models on the table, sicne they could all be disguised Alpha Legionaires.

Deny the Six: Whenever an opponent rolls a 6 for whatever reason, you may force them to re-roll that 6 on a roll of a 6+. This includes die that have already been re-rolled and other successful deny the six rolls.

RegalPhantom wrote:
Deny the Six: Whenever an opponent rolls a 6 for whatever reason, you may force them to re-roll that 6 on a roll of a 6+. This includes die that have already been re-rolled and other successful deny the six rolls.

that, good sir, is absolutely amazing!!!

 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.

You have no idea how much this made me laugh. Well played!

Deny the hitch - Roll 6+ and enemy models may not take transports that turn.

Deny the malkovich malkovich malkovich - remove any minitures with the same head/face on a 6+

MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.

as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......

overlordweasel wrote:

as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......

If it makes you feel better, it was used against me three times. Made my broadside punch itself. Which was silly because I made like one hit that would have wounded on a 3+, but save on a 2+. Even with my broadside helping to try and kill itself, it got tied up in combat for 3 rounds.

overlordweasel wrote:

MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.

as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......

I don't think you're playing it according to the rules. It's an LD test on +1D6. Try buying an MSS for 15-20 points and then issue a challenge. It is a gamble, but you get pretty good odds at killing or severely wounding Dante or a Wraithlord on a relatively costless model. Against Chaos Space Marines it's even more fun considering that some characters must challenge you, meaning your 50 point Lord is... more than just a speed bump.

overlordweasel wrote:

MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.

as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......

Reread the codex, its a leadership test on 3D6. The average result of 3D6 is 10.5, so that means that against LD10 you have just over a 50% chance of MSS being successful

son....son of a bantha....so MANY DEAD DRAIGOS IVE MISSED

 Dr H wrote:
Deny the malkovich malkovich malkovich - remove any minitures with the same head/face on a 6+

Deny the kitsch - Any talk of squats, counts as squats or reminiscing will be punished on a roll of 6 on a d6.

Baronyu wrote:
Denying Rich - On a 6+, any action performs by a player named Rich will be ignored, as well as his existence...

These are name-specific USRs.

How about stoppit? thats the last thing I need!

These aren't going to rhyme but I want

Deny the Takeaway
On a 6+, the people at the table next to you have to go outside with the pizza where you can't smell it.

Deny the sniff
On a 6+, you're opponant must put the glue down and move to a more well ventiliated area

Deny the kid
On a 6+, all kids get ejected from the building.

Deny the stench
On a 6+, your opponant must go away and take a bath before returning to the game

PredaKhaine wrote:


Deny the kid
On a 6+, all kids get ejected from the building.

Deny the stench
On a 6+, your opponant must go away and take a bath before returning to the game

These should be real rules.

Deny the Mensch = On a 6+, you may act like a TFG.