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Who in your opinion is the coolest and best chaos god?
What can I say....

TZEENTCH OWNS YOUR FACES!!!

Nurgle is the only one who loves you. Tzeentch doesn't care, khorne only wants more waffles, I mean blood, and slanessh is too busy giving it to someone up the butt.

My vote is none. The emprah protects.

Khorne is the coolest. In a wargame how can you compete with the god of war?

Unfortunately choppy has taken a rear seat in both the new edition and the new codex.

Kevlar wrote:
Khorne is the coolest. In a wargame how can you compete with the god of war?

Unfortunately choppy has taken a rear seat in both the new edition and the new codex.

Khorne isn't the God of War. All of the main Chaos Gods and most of the minor ones pursue war. Khorne is the God of Anger.

A follower of Khorne could be a 10,000 year old, daemonically corrupted Traitor Legionnaire. A follower of Khorne could also be a passive aggressive housewife.

Slaanesh.

Come on; this isn't even a debate.

Pleasure.

TheCaptain wrote:Slaanesh.

Come on; this isn't even a debate.

Pleasure.

What if your fellow Slaaneshi cultists decide that they would take pleasure from skinning you alive and molesting your corpse?

 LoneLictor wrote:


What if your fellow Slaaneshi cultists decide that they would take pleasure from skinning you alive and molesting your corpse?

Eh; coolest and friendliest cultists is a whole different question.

If we're just talking about which God I think is the coolest, I say the guy who just runs around getting pleasure everywhere he goes.

Coolest chaos god...hmmm

This Guy...



Battlecry "AAAYYY!"
Chaos god of COOOL.

meh, tzeentch is the best. At least he doesn't cause epidemics, rape innocents, or have an obsession with Khorne Flakes, sorry-blood

Phosis T'Kar Jr wrote:meh, tzeentch is the best. At least he doesn't cause epidemics, rape innocents, or have an obsession with Khorne Flakes, sorry-blood

I'm pretty sure Tzeentch has done lots of horrible stuff. He mutates his own followers pointlessly more than any other God, perverting and destroying their bodies just because he desires 'change'.

He is the god of change, after all

Phosis T'Kar Jr wrote:He is the god of change, after all

I'm more of a Nurgle man. Nurgle is the God of #YOLO, after all.

#swag, #smart, #YOLO

Hmm..but he is rather disqusting

Phosis T'Kar Jr wrote:Hmm..but he is rather disqusting

You think Nurgle is disgusting but Tzeentch isn't?

 LoneLictor wrote:

#swag, #smart, #YOLO

No.

TheCaptain wrote:

LoneLictor wrote:
#swag, #smart, #YOLO

No.

Hey, it's true, Nurgle is the God of #YOLO.

Lexicanum wrote:All the Chaos gods are embodiments of the hopes, fears and other strong emotions and concepts generated by the mortal races. In Nurgle's case, the source of power is the living's fear of inevitable death and disease, and their unconscious response to that fear, which is the "power of life", the motivating power of mankind and other races.

Nurgle is the God of going out and doing things, because you only have one life and you can't afford to waste it.

#YOLO, #swag, #smart

However, this is a discussion on 'coolness', so by being the god of a stupid, irritating acronym, Nurgle automatically loses.

On the other hand, Slaanesh may be the god of pleasure, but Nurgle's the only one who's married.

Whether that adds or detracts 'cool points', I'll leave up to you.

However, since Tzeentch is the only God who can turn all of the others into his willing pawns without them even knowing he's responsible, and the only thing that detracts from his cool is that it's easy to make his name sound like a sneeze... we win.

 Furyou Miko wrote:
However, this is a discussion on 'coolness', so by being the god of a stupid, irritating acronym, Nurgle automatically loses.

On the other hand, Slaanesh may be the god of pleasure, but Nurgle's the only one who's married.

Whether that adds or detracts 'cool points', I'll leave up to you.

However, since Tzeentch is the only God who can turn all of the others into his willing pawns without them even knowing he's responsible, and the only thing that detracts from his cool is that it's easy to make his name sound like a sneeze... we win.

What's Nurgle an acronym for?

 LoneLictor wrote:


What's Nurgle an acronym for?

Nothing. Allegedly, they just ripped the name of Nergal.

Slaneesh is basically Super Satan which is pretty damn cool.

 Zweischneid wrote:

 LoneLictor wrote:


What's Nurgle an acronym for?

Nothing. Allegedly, they just ripped the name of Nergal.

Uh, just try reading the two posts above mine that declare Nurgle the god of YOLO (You Only Live Once).

While "You only live once" isn't the worst life philosophy to hold, I only have one thing to say about its status in the modern media:
"LITSSA". Life Is Too Short for Stupid Acronyms (and 'YOLO' really does sound... stupid. Like some kind of fermented dairy-based snack.)

 Furyou Miko wrote:

 Zweischneid wrote:

 LoneLictor wrote:


What's Nurgle an acronym for?

Nothing. Allegedly, they just ripped the name of Nergal.

Uh, just try reading the two posts above mine that declare Nurgle the god of YOLO (You Only Live Once).

While "You only live once" isn't the worst life philosophy to hold, I only have one thing to say about its status in the modern media:
"LITSSA". Life Is Too Short for Stupid Acronyms (and 'YOLO' really does sound... stupid. Like some kind of fermented dairy-based snack.)

a) You're misusing the word acronym
b) I was the one who said Nurgle is #YOLO, which is true. I'm backed up by multiple sources.

Tzeentch is the chaos god for me, mainly because I really like Thousand Sons.

@LoneLictor, I believe the words you are looking for is "Carpe Diem" Now people won't get annoyed at you!

Also, waiting for someone to say Malice.

Slaanesh.
Because...well, he's the god of excess, music and generally having an awesome (and horrible!) time.
He invented cool! (sort of...time is weird in the realm of chaos)

Either Slaneesh or Tzeentch. Tzeentch because he's a manipulative BAMF, and Slaneesh because the cool kids are always the ones that through the best orgies. Do Khrone or Nurgle have good orgies? I would guess not.

Ugh, Nurgle + Orgy?

*sings*
The worms go in and the worms come out
Oooh. Aaah.
They go in slim and they come out stout.
Oooh. Aaah.

 Phosis T'Kar Jr wrote:
meh, tzeentch is the best. At least he doesn't cause epidemics, rape innocents, or have an obsession with Khorne Flakes, sorry-blood

and how are these thing bad ? they are gods of chaos after all . thats how they roll .
on topic : Nurgle love

They're all cool...

 LoneLictor wrote:

TheCaptain wrote:

LoneLictor wrote:
#swag, #smart, #YOLO

No.

Hey, it's true, Nurgle is the God of #YOLO.

Lexicanum wrote:All the Chaos gods are embodiments of the hopes, fears and other strong emotions and concepts generated by the mortal races. In Nurgle's case, the source of power is the living's fear of inevitable death and disease, and their unconscious response to that fear, which is the "power of life", the motivating power of mankind and other races.

Nurgle is the God of going out and doing things, because you only have one life and you can't afford to waste it.

#YOLO, #swag, #smart

Yeah, no. Wasn't saying no to the suggestion he is the god of..."that", merely trying to block out your usage of hashtags, "Yolo", and "swag".

Come on; we're better than that.