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In one of my first jobs out of high school, I had someone I worked with confessed to helping someone in a murder where the victim's head was fed to hogs.
A couple of days later, some hikers found the body out in the country a couple miles from my home.
On a hog farm in Iowa I worked on, a 150 pound pig managed to get in with pigs that had about 100 pounds on him. He was killed and eaten with very little to be found.
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/11/25 17:10:03
Krellnus wrote: Wood Mulcher.
Can't identify a fine red mist now can you?
True...and if you can lure the target into throwing themselves into it, all the better....
Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf
Make pies out of them.
Also mark me up for the piggy dinnertime method.
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Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
I feel I should contribute something here, as this is pretty much right in my wheelhouse (I have a degree in ...well, this, basically).
If you're talking about a fictional story that involves disposing of a body after the fact, then my pick is Breaking Bad's acid bath. Except, I wouldn't have my characters use hydrofluoric acid, as that stuff is scary to work with as it is also a contact poison (even just a splash the size of your palm can be absorbed into the bloodstream and kill you). Also, there are better methods. If I were writing a fictional story, I'd use the Breaking Bad method, but instead of hydrofluoric acid I would use sodium hydroxide at a specific saturated solution level. And then you can use your bathtub. After, simply flush everything down the drain.
Then all you need to do is ensure you've been able to hide the actual crime scene, which is an entirely different topic.
Snrub wrote:
nomsheep wrote: Best way, walk up shoot em and leave em, no prints, no dna almost impossible to catch.
I've always wondered how effective that would be. I mean aside from the potential blood splatter there really is nothing to tie you to the crime is there?
Except for witnesses, security cameras, blood spatter, ballistics, GSR, footprints and trace DNA evidence (there will almost always be DNA evidence). Entomology will create a narrow timeframe, and the victim's background investigation will likely turn up possible motives to help narrow down the list of persons of interest.
whembly wrote:
Ma55ter_fett wrote: What about submerging the body in a block of concrete and then dumping said block into the sea?
ala... Jimmy Hoffa?
Jimmy Hoffa is rumoured to be buried underneath Renaissance Center in Detroit.
nomsheep wrote: Best way, walk up shoot em and leave em, no prints, no dna almost impossible to catch.
I've always wondered how effective that would be. I mean aside from the potential blood splatter there really is nothing to tie you to the crime is there?
Except for witnesses, security cameras, blood spatter, ballistics, GSR, footprints and trace DNA evidence (there will almost always be DNA evidence). Entomology will create a narrow timeframe, and the victim's background investigation will likely turn up possible motives to help narrow down the list of persons of interest.
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Busy space lots of dna around so very hard to pick up on what was the killer's. and to completely make sure it would have to random of course. gloves and a change of clothes. and just ditch the gun in a bin somewhere miles away.
Sneak some rat poison in his drinks, blow him up or take him out when he's sleeping.
I thought this thread was about disposing a body not making one. Though if we're moving into that range then I guess this could get even more..... v&able.
p_gray99 wrote: There's quite a simple option. Get someone you know but don't particularly like to become friends with you, and slowly start to brainwash them into thinking the person you want dead should be killed. Get them to the point where they will do anything to kill that person, then get a very good alibi while they go off and murder for you.
Conspiracy to commit murder.
[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator.
p_gray99 wrote: There's quite a simple option. Get someone you know but don't particularly like to become friends with you, and slowly start to brainwash them into thinking the person you want dead should be killed. Get them to the point where they will do anything to kill that person, then get a very good alibi while they go off and murder for you.
Conspiracy to commit murder.
Then when they are done get em to kill themselves?
nomsheep wrote: Best way, walk up shoot em and leave em, no prints, no dna almost impossible to catch.
I've always wondered how effective that would be. I mean aside from the potential blood splatter there really is nothing to tie you to the crime is there?
Except for witnesses, security cameras, blood spatter, ballistics, GSR, footprints and trace DNA evidence (there will almost always be DNA evidence). Entomology will create a narrow timeframe, and the victim's background investigation will likely turn up possible motives to help narrow down the list of persons of interest.
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Busy space lots of dna around so very hard to pick up on what was the killer's. and to completely make sure it would have to random of course. gloves and a change of clothes. and just ditch the gun in a bin somewhere miles away.
There are at least four major problems with this scenario, not counting the notion that "completely random" implies psychological preconditions rarely associated with careful planning.
Go back and watch the bricktop clip again if you need reminding.
