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1 Terminator Chapter Master w/ Power Mace. Rest of my army is gone, he still has plenty of troops and 1 dread in his Ad Mech army. I decide to charge the dread. Lose 2 of my 3 wounds to heavy bolter overwatch. Need 6's to glance. Don't hit it once. His dread swings, hits, and wounds, with two shots. Continue for 14 turns (let it go over turn limit just for fun). Eventually kill dread. Instantly shot by 35+ guardsmen.

I once had a sole surviving tactical marine rapid fire 2 Chaos Terminators and killed them both.

I had a GK storm raven come in next to my squad of long fangs and kill all but one. He passed his leadership test, and with his lascannon managed to blow the darn thing up! It crashed and 3 surviving PAGKs come out and assault my lone rune priest who held them off in combat. Meanwhile, Arjac and a squad of wolf guard marched through 3 GK termie squads, which my Lone wolf joined in defeating the final squad!

Usually, my dice seem to hate me. I roll lots of 2s for some reason.

Necron Lord with Mindshackle scarabs is in position to assault my Orks... Old Zogswort turns him into a Squig

My Ork Trukk is immobilised. A unit of Kroot are causing trouble from with cover in nearby woods.
My Grot manages to fix the Trukk.
Next Turn I Tank Shock the Kroot and the whole unit run off the table.

Night Scythe zoom across table, uses its Tesla Destructor on a Rhino and blows it up, with the explosion taking out the nearby Warlord who was on his last wound

This last Saturday's tournament. 1750 points, my Necrons vs IG and CSM (allies). Mission is purge the alien.

The result is pretty much a win for me, but he had a vendetta loaded with Meltavets that could pretty much turn the game if it did it's job.

AB fires at the vendetta and fails miserably. Immortals can't touch it's 12 AV front. A unit of 9 warriors and a LanceTek that just OWNED a demon prince with rapid fire last turn after it destroyed the Ghost Ark look up in the sky:
- LanceTek rolls 6 to hit
- LanceTek rolls 6 to penetrate
- Vendetta fails it's Jink save
- LanceTek rolls 5 (AP2, baby!) for result
- Vendetta crashes, and NOT EVEN ONE vet survives the crash. 2 VPs just like that.

That Cryptek is getting some major paint scheme

Edit: Oh, and 3 warriors managed to hold a chaos spawn 4 turns. What a epic duel of fails

Edit2: This game was hilarious. Just remembered his unit of 3 terminators attempts to deep strike behind one my AB, fails, rolls on mishap, they are reserves again. Next turn they deepstrike, dangerous terrain "Oh, no problem" Rolls save, 2 pass, 1 x . "Ah, I'll just armour save, no problem!" "..." - Not only that, both combi-meltas missed

30 man DKOK infantry squad gets attacked by a trygon. He kills 3 guardsmen due to some bad rolls. The guardsmen get 1 wound but have 3 Platoon Infantry Standards in the squad. Trygon loses combat, fails LD check, and gets chased down by the guardsmen. I Lold.

I was once fighting grey knights and 5 terminators tried to kill my boys squad of 20, 18 sluggas, 2 big shootas and the big shootas missed and to make a long story short a boy with a slugga BS 2 managed to kill a Grey Knight terminator!

GK(me) vs. Tyranids. Really close and frantic game, with wounds going absolutely everywhere. I played a Purifier List (Not spam).

Eventually in the middle of a the board a Trygon pops out. Not too bad, I have a squad of Purifiers with Halberds and a Psycannon. I shoot it, dealing no wounds. I go for a charge and roll, only to find myself out by a half an inch. Fak.

Next turn it shoots me, killing 4 of the Purifiers, leaving the Psycannon. It charges the Psycannon Purifier.

4 Assault later the Trygon lies dead from the single Purifier that failed every single Cleansing Flame roll and simply bashed it to death with the back end of the Psycannon.

Won me the game, actually, as if he died I would've lost by one, but since I killed the Trygon I won by 1. 'twas glorious.

Baring that, first game of the new Dark Eldar. I had an empty Raider with a Shock Prow, Aether Sails etc. My friend had a LRC full of Terminators going towards my objective. On the other end of the table. So I did the onyl reasonable thing. I declared a Ram.

I roll my Aethersails. Max. So I end up sailing 36" towards the Land Raider. Turns out that was roughly the exact measurement I needed (35.75). I ram the Land Raider. I get a penetrating hit.

I roll for damage. 6. Explodes. Roll for damage for Terminators. 5 wounds. Friend rolls dice. Five 1's. Everyone who was watching was just screaming. It was amazing.

Regular, un-upgraded commissar challenges a LC armed Termi Wolf Guard, wins, then next round kills the two remaining Grey Hunters.

Leman Russ fires BC at gaunt blob, scatters, hits friendly Scout Sentinel, said Sentinel explodes, kills 14 gaunts.

In a game back in 4th ed, my Black Templars Assault squad took out a Defiler with one plasma pistol shot to the back. It was a good day.

I had my Mephiston turned into a squig by Zogwort.

My opponent then seemed hat it was appropriate to smash Mephy into mist with a Mega Dread.

Lucarikx

Was at a tournament yesterday had a squad of deathwing termies with 2 cyclone missile launchers in it. I deep struck them next to Crowe from the opponents Grey Knights, I shot him with missiles and did nothing, he charges me with Crowe and I fire krak missiles on over watch 3 of 4 wound and instant kill him to give me first blood.

 Lucarikx wrote:
I had my Mephiston turned into a squig by Zogwort.

My opponent then seemed hat it was appropriate to smash Mephy into mist with a Mega Dread.

Lucarikx

Unfortunately, this is impossible.

Old Zog can only squig Independent Characters, and Mephy lacks that rule.

Mega-stomping him i'm all for though

I got a couple:

Sixth Ed. Game, Footdar vs. my Chaos Daemons. Bloodthirster lands on a flank. Dire Avengers proceed to themselves, unload on the greater daemon. I took zero wounds. I go into them with the fury only Khorne can produce!... and he had shimmershields. Not a single elf died that day and the bloodthirster got sissy slapped to death by Dire Avengers. All I can see is a bloodthirster getting tickled to death, then bored, and port back to warp.

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Fifth ed game, played a 1750 SW vs IG game, me being the SW. First turn, he moves a Vendetta in a terrain piece behind a tall building for cover. Vendetta fails immobilized test, was turbo boosting, explodes and kills the guys on the inside (or to some effect, this was when I was super new to the game). He con cedes Turn 1, we reset and go again. I then showed him what Lone Wolves good two. One guy in TDA, SS, CF goes running straight into the tank wall of Russes and Chimeras. He takes 3 turns of shooting, a massive pile of failed dice were stacked to the side as I shrugged off the entirety of a 1750 IG list with one guy.

I finally make into his line, walk through a squadron of Russes and then get assaulted by some guardsmen. Those 10 dudes proceeded to ravage my Lone Wolf with the burning hatred of a thousand million suns and he failed a massive stack of saves as he was drawn and quartered.

He exclaimed his jubilation... then he learned what Grey Hunters did when they got that close...

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Sixth Ed Game, had a Chaos Sorcerer bonk my fully powered Destroyer Lord on the head, wound him, and force weapon him into oblivion. My opponent laughs at my misfortune, rolls his well deserved boon, and his mighty sorcerer turns into a chaos spawn.

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Sixth Ed Game, SW vs BA, I blew up a LRC with TLLC from my razorbacks, melting a few of the termies, the rest dying to GH bolter fire. I charged Mephiston with a TDA/SS/CF Long Wolf who proceed to laugh at his force sword and krumped him... the final straw for my poor opponent, a drop pod filled with BA vets (w/e they are) and two named dudes is placed dead in my rear. Then it scatters off the table, rolls a 1, and that's that. This was a tournament game.

In my first game, I'm playing Orks in a 3 way Orks vs Orks vs Dark Angels. The other Ork player has 10 Lootas which shoot down my Dakka Jet. The jet crashes into a mob of Marines and kills 7 of them and takes a librarian with it.

Played this weekend, BT vs Orks. My Black Tide (10 Inis, 10 Neos, EC, and MoS) got charged by, in this order, Warboss/Painboy/5 Nobz, then 20 Boyz/Nob, and finally 3 Warbikes/Nob. The Weirdboy got a WHAUUGGH, then got Ere We Go, it was ridiculous. All inside a ruined building; I just couldnt get out of it.

Black Tide wiped them all out. Only the Emperor's Champion and a lone Initiate survived. They consolidated into the field roughly 10 inches away from the 10 Boy Shoota squad in an Aegis/Quad, praying I at least got the EC into an assault. And three days later theyre still sitting on the table.

Of course, my shooty squad, my two Typhoons, AND my Stormtalon got killed, but it was an epic battle nonetheless.

For me, I had 10 Grey Knights and a Brotherhood Champion in a Storm Raven. Along comes a Deamon Prince rocking the Black Mace. He vector strikes rips open the armor of the hovering Storm Raven and sends all 11 men to the ground. The squad's justicar doesn't make it. On my turn I had all 10 remaining storm bolters fire into the Swooping Deamon Prince. I gound him but don't wound him, then assault and make the distance. The Deamon Prince kills every last man in the squad in the 1st round of combat. The Champion makes the ultimate sacrifice and takes the Deamon Prince with him.

Just felt like an epic encounter.

I had a single Terminator survive 4 rounds in assault against about 20 gargoyles. Killing 12 before he died while in assault. After that the remaining gargoyles got squashed by a friendly Stormtalon that came crashing down on them.

 Paint_To_Redemption wrote:
Plasma Cannon taking out basically all the Chaos units in the Dark Vengeance box set every time my girlfriend and I play. -_-

I know that feel, then she felt like she was amazing because she was taking out my chosen every match

Two I did and one that happened to me

First, I had a squad of guardsmen kill the lord of change in melee

Later, also in 5th I had a brutal game of BT vs CSM. By turn 6 all that was left was a terminator with an assault cannon and a chaos dreadnought. I fired the assault cannon at the dread. Got one hit, rolled a six to pen, so rending, then rolled a six and won the game.

Another 5th game, I charged 8 death company and a chaplain into 5 ogryns and a lord commissar. The DC slaughter the ogryns in a single turn, then the commissar proceeds to make every invulnerable save he is called on to make and slaughters the entire unit of death company.

For 6th edition, my most memorable kill was a 5 man tac terminator squad being charged by a fortuned Avatar. Not only did they not suffer a single casualty the first round, they managed to put 2 wounds on the Avatar. Next round saw only a single terminator die, while his mates put the big guy down for the count! I made a total of four 5++ saves in the first round, and the Avatar only hit once in the 2nd round!!

The worst kill to happen to me was against Necrons, when I deepstruck a unit of Terminators with Lysander in his line next to his Doomsday Ark. They survive a round of fire largely unscathed (Lysander took a wound). In my next turn, I decided to get greedy and split Lysander off to go after his Royal Court while the regular termies took down the Doomsday Ark. The regular termies did their job, but not only did Lysander fail to reach the Royal Court with his charge, he ended up dying to overwatch fire (three, count 'em, THREE failed saves out of three wounds)! Absolutely humiliating!

I would say my most obnoxious kill I ever got was I had a demon prince charge my 3 man heavy destroyer squad. The DP had one wound left. He rolled abysmal hits and wounds and killed two heavy destroyers. I then fought back with my last heavy destroyers one attack and hit and wounded having to use preferred enemy on the to hit roll of a 1. the DP failed his final save and died. Normally this kill would just be a foot note in my mind of an unlucky DP, but then I mad both RP rolls returning the Heavy Destroyer squad to pre-combat strength.

The only guardsman I had left took down the opponents two terminators with one rapid fire shot

Killed an Ork Warboss with a single Ripper swarm base.

Mine was in my first game I ever played, sm v nids. By turn three one of my tac squads was reduced to only the Sargent left he got swarmed by those little nid cannonfodder things (I can never remember their name). It was pretty awesome. It took them four turns to finally bring him down but he took a few of them out in the process.

I sent a marine tactical squad to a flank to lure a land raider away from my main assault. The whole squad got wiped out bar one marine with a meltagun, he fired one shot and destroyed the land raider, and survived the rest of the game.

I hope you repainted that guy to be Master Chief XD

SAG aimed at berserkers in line of sight double 6's. scattered onto a land raider and exploded it and killed two termies.


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SAG aimed at berserkers in line of sight double 6's. scattered onto a land raider and exploded it and killed two termies.

5 man scout squad armed with sniper rifles beat the Sanguinor to death after he charged them..