Creative Uses for 40k Wargear.

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**OnlyWar**

I will start of: the backpacks and pualdrons of chaos marines make exellent hat stands, and can also be used for roasting marshmellows.

**Furyou Miko**

Flamers are useful for cooking.

Lasguns are useful in the dark.

Sniper Rifles are useful for hunting game animals to supplement your dried MREs.

**OnlyWar**

A lightning claw or chainfist makes a very good back skratcher.

**Kain**

OnlyWar wrote:
A lightning claw or chainfist makes a very good back skratcher.

Maybe if you have a back of Adamantium.

**Furyou Miko**

Don't be stupid, Kain. If the lightning claw or chainfist is activated, an adamantium back won't save you.

If it's switched off, then sure.

**TheDraconicLord**

The humble Laspistol is a good handheld Torch/Flashlight.

The Power Fists would be pretty useful for Fireman and rescuing entrapped victims. Jaws of life my a**, just grab it and WAM.

**MarsNZ**

Pie a bit cold?

Meltagun got your back.

**HerbaciousT**

Chainswords make excellent hedge trimmers.

**ansacs**

Portaglyph petting zoos.

Chain fist bear opener.

Sing spear darts.

Wraithscythe vacuums.

**Fafnir**

HerbaciousT wrote:
Chainswords make excellent hedge trimmers.

Depends on which hedges you're talking about

**danp164**

ansacs wrote:

Chain fist bear opener.

Shocked bear hopes that was a typo

Bane hound as a Weed Killer

**HerbaciousT**

ansacs wrote:

Chain fist bear opener.
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Good lord! How many bears have you opened mad bugger? I think even armed with a Chain-fist, Id still be hesitant to approach a bear with the intention of opening it!

**Super Ready**

Shuriken catapults make light work of deforesting for lumberjacks.
Mindshackle scarabs are great for pulling puerile pranks. "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

**Flinty**

Power armour must be perfect for lazy sentries. Just lock the muscles in place and you can go to sleep where you stand and the autosenses can start a lovely massage to wake you from your peaceful slumber if any enemies actually get close

**Messy0**

Lucius pattern drop pods for the school run, kids will never be late again.

Tau Stealth suit for when the in laws come round

A Force stake knife when the chef just doesnt understand MEDIUM RARE!

**gossipmeng**

CSM daemon engines for forming the feet and legs of a megazoid.

**ImotekhTheStormlord**

ansacs wrote:
Portaglyph petting zoos.

Not sure I want to touch what comes out of there...

**vim_the_good**

Marneus Calgar has the best oven gloves in the Empire

**TheAngrySquig**

Lock your keys in your car? A demolisher cannon can open the door in a pinch

**OnlyWar**

Need to scare away those annoying solicitors? gehemet thingy got your back.

**Melchiour**

Tau drone babysitters

Railgun: switch out rail ammo for nails, get home improvement done faster!

**DeffDred**

Slaanesh Chariots are perfect for making crop circles!

Meltaguns are great for lighting Lho sticks!

**Desubot**

Sick of traffic? A deff rolla can help.

**Somedude593**

Hands Cold? Plasma Guns get pretty warm sometimes!

**CthuluIsSpy**

The Tesseract Labyrinth would make an excellent alternative to conventional luggage. Just pile everything up and throw it.

**TheCustomLime**

Leman Russ Battle Tank as a tractor. Not only can you save on gas but you can also tell those people from monsanto to go feth themselves.

**Hedgehog**

Fafnir wrote:
HerbaciousT wrote:
Chainswords make excellent hedge trimmers.

Depends on which hedges you're talking about

Please don't trim me...

**Melchiour**

Powerfist! For the ultimate high five/pull my finger prankster.

**dementedwombat**

Now you've got me seriously thinking about this darn it...

markerlights make great laser pointers at presentations (just don't accidentally launch a seeker missile at the projector)

earthshaker cannons for postal work (load package inside, aim in general direction of intended recipient, fire. They have pretty much an infinite range)

stormraven gunship for trolling aerospace engineers about how there's no way that thing should be flying

**Melchiour**

juggernaut of khorne would make a great junkyard guard dog.

Trick or treat with Banshee masks

Soccer moms could use land raiders to get timmy and friends to soccer practice.