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I want the satellite laser that Kaneda almost nails Tetsuo with.
We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
A Lazy Gun. Anyone can kill people efficiently, I want style.
There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices.
I'd have to say lightsaber, simply for coolness, but a Phaser would also be neat, as it can be set to stun or kill, making taking captives and minimising collateral casualties more effective.
- The Carpathian Dragons from BloodRayne 2. I mean, they shoot weaponized blood at your enemies! That's pretty metal.
- Caster Gun because magic bullets are magical
- Vash the Stampede's revolver because it is a pretty neat looking gun.
- The Death Note (It counts!)
- Clementine (the guitar from Brutal Legend). Hey you know how I said the Carpathian Dragons were metal? Well, this is even more metal. You can even do Noise Marine impressions with it.
Also, a cannon that fires a nuke that explodes into 1000 chainsaws that also explode into nukes. You might ask yourself, where's that from? It's from this thread, in this post here. By writing this I created a parallel universe where a show that involves giant shark mechs duking it out with chainsaw nuke launchers exists. The opening theme is by Manowar. You can't say I didn't.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
Why? because 99% of fictional weapons will create uber-death and destruction in their wake, you will get noticed by the authorities, they will retaliate and arrest/kill you in return.
However, I'm less likely to bring repercussions on myself if all I do is go around harassing those that annoy me by firing live squid at them...
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
Why? because 99% of fictional weapons will create uber-death and destruction in their wake, you will get noticed by the authorities, they will retaliate and arrest/kill you in return.
However, I'm less likely to bring repercussions on myself if all I do is go around harassing those that annoy me by firing live squid at them...
Paradigm wrote: I'd have to say lightsaber, simply for coolness, but a Phaser would also be neat, as it can be set to stun or kill, making taking captives and minimising collateral casualties more effective.
Klingon disruptor. It does everything a phaser does, but does it with col whre whre whre noises.
Keep you lightsaber. I'll disintegrate the whole city block you're standing on.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
The shrink ray gun from Duke Nukem 3D. I'll pass on the portal gun - fun as it looks, as I reckon I'd come to a sticky end rather quickly with that thing.
I would like Deaths Scythe.
OR the Colt, Because keeping those machetes sharp is annoying.
I think there is also a gun that strips people of their clothing. I want that
Wolverine claws for me please!
The ladies seem to be going nuts for Hugh Jackman at the moment, I want in on that.
It'd also make opening those pesky bisterpacks and shaving mold lines a doddle.
Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look!
hotsauceman1 wrote: I would like Deaths Scythe.
OR the Colt, Because keeping those machetes sharp is annoying.
I think there is also a gun that strips people of their clothing. I want that
The gun sounds good - The nearest I can think of was from mystery men
Shrinker
Chemical in tank rapidly shrinks fabrics to nearly half their original size on contact. Works on woven materials only.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch 
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