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You get a multi-barreled pointy stick.

I insert a grumpy flying cow.

You get a happy digging moose.

I insert a 5 page essay on how the vending machine is impossible.

You get it back with annotations pointing out your mistakes and a 5,000 page counter essay with reliable, verified sources proving it is possible and that you are a tatertot.

I insert a pile of tatertots (including Guardsman Bob).

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You get it back with annotations pointing out your mistakes and a 5,000 page counter essay with reliable, verified sources proving it is possible and that you are a tatertot.

I insert a pile of tatertots (including Guardsman Bob).

Lol what the hell?

You get a pile of guardsman flavored ketchup packets.

I insert all the dice that have failed me.

You get new dice, made from the finest tatertots, and eager to begin failing.

I insert ChaoticMind.

You recieve a tombstone.

I insert THE dropzone commander.

You get Off Board Deployment.

I insert a tombstone.

You get a zombie of yourself.

I insert a sexy vampire. (not a posturing fey from twilight)

You recieve a posturing fey from twilight.

I insert an empty mehtal bawx.

You get Lord Carron to put inside the mehtal bawks. And watch him take away his own mehtul bawks.

I insert the stickiest glue created.

You receive some grease with the lowest coefficient of friction ever.

I insert the prayer of a small crippled orphan child forced into countless horrible situations.

You recieve a book titled "hoe to do make orfan'z lief bettur" by cultist, but you cant understand the writing in it.

I insert terrorism.

You receive an AK-47

I insert the Warp.

You recieve the warp.

I insert wasps.

You receive Hornets.

I insert a can of RAID.

You get back a can containing Iraq soil.

I insert the Geo Group.

You recive a WoW raid.

I insert a Warcraft Troll, wit de ja-macan acsent.

You get de ganja mon.

I insert the meaning of life.

You get number spaghetti with the label 'Good Luck'

I insert a Ghoul

You receive Ra's-Al-Ghul.

I insert a cricket ball.

You get a baseball bat.

I insert a sheep.

You get back a wolf pretending to be your grandma.

I insert Jimmy Fallon

You get David Letterman.

I insert monkeys.

You receive the Planet of the Apes boxed set. You cannot discard it or resell it.

I insert a fan.

You get fan fiction.

I insert a brand new Planet of the Apes boxed set.

You get back Tim Burton laughing at your misfortune at his 2003 re-make.

I insert the hardest quiz in the world.

You get Pinhead's Puzzle box.


I insert Girl Scout Cookies.

You get cookies made of Girl Scouts.

I inserted Monster Cocks fried chicken.

You get back the KKK chasing you out of the precinct because they are now against all races and praise that Satan is the only being to rule the world.

I insert a little man

You receive sheer badassery.

Speaking of sheer badassery, I insert Sly Marbo.