40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get Matt Ward.

I insert the last of the Christmas Cookies.

**Happyjew**

You receive it.

I insert something naughty.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a bruised anus

I insert a ipad

**JamesGang**

You receive a broken PC.

I insert lazy Sunday mornings.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a call to come into work.

I insert a badly painted space marine.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a 6 year old

I insert Drop Assault

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive STEEL REHN

I insert Boreale's shiny forehead.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive SSSPPPPEEEEESSSS

I insert a munitorum

**the shrouded lord**

yyou receive a brick with a serial code.
I insert my morning coffee (NOW WHY???)
(BTW, blood of olympus manages to be both satisfying and annoying with the ending)

**JamesGang**

You receive a really long work day in return.

I insert my boredom.

**King Pariah**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive a really long work day in return.

I insert my boredom.

You receive an additional shift of watch duty

I insert a bottle of orphan tears

**JamesGang**

You receive a soiled diaper.

I insert my love of not playing GW games anymore!

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a dead horse.
I insert my army application form.

**Co'tor Shas**

Edit:dammit! In that case you recive 3 metric tons of c4 and a taser

I insert a post-apocalyptic subway

**the shrouded lord**

you receive clickers.
I insert my medical certificate.

**King Pariah**

You get a pack of Nazi Zombies after you

I insert a copy of the movie Postal

**snurl**

You get a copy of the movie "The Postman"

I insert a dead horse.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a furry.
I insert onision.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

the shrouded lord wrote:
(BTW, blood of olympus manages to be both satisfying and annoying with the ending)

(This is a discussion better had elsewhere, but its really just annoying, not satisfying.)

You receive a onion

I insert a basket of chicken

**King Pariah**

You recieve a Khornish Game Hen

I insert my lack of an ethical compass

**JamesGang**

You receive directions to nowhere.

I insert blind faith in humanity.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive starship troopers and a huge HUMANITY FETH YEAH!!!!

I insert a peta member

**Matthew**

You receive Far Cry 4 Elephant Hunting with C4 Edition

I insert a bag of square bases

**King Pariah**

You recieve a turducken wrapped in bacon marinated in lamb tears and cow blood

I insert an ARL44

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive it right where it hurts

I insert a tactical marine

**Matthew**

You get a Bloodletter, but with black skin and an afro. 40K is cool.

I insert a Helicopter

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a tactical nuke to the rear

I insert a maths paper

**Matthew**

You receive a horse.

I insert my jeans

I just can't deal with this thread...

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a Genestealer.

I insert a toothpick.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a flossing pick

I insert mouthwash