40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**the shrouded lord**

you rceive nothing funny.
I insert a bloodied razor and a note saying "don't cut"

**snurl**

You get BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

I insert Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive D&D

I insert a dragon with lizard frills

**the shrouded lord**

you receive an australian frill neck lizard.
I insert a penguin. fething penguin was always annoying.

**JamesGang**

You receive a smelly tuxedo.

I insert Ebob's Rebellion range of miniatures.

**King Pariah**

You receive a tub of clay

I insert a squig

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a Santa claws outfit with only legholes

I insert the grinch

**Matthew**

You get the Truman Show

I insert my digitalized purity seals

**JamesGang**

You get nothing.

I insert a round trip ticket to Toronto

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a bus and plenty of diesel.

I insert an ice cream.

**Matthew**

You get 2 girls 1 c...
Uh... sorry...

I insert a stable economy.

**JamesGang**

You receive a ruthless police state.

I insert Nero

**snurl**

You get Reno. (Nevada)

I insert Aluminum soda can tabs. Thousands of them.

**Matthew**

You get a keyboard.

I insert my trusty MUHHRIINEEES

**JamesGang**

You receive a piece of paper asking you to play a new game.

I insert Charles Barkley.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Charles Bakeley

I insert a angry dog

**JamesGang**

You receive grumpy cat.

I insert a deflated football.

**Happyjew**

You receive the Heisman Trophy.

I insert the Buffalo Bills.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Bob the Builder (alliteration, yay!)

I insert a Clod of Clay

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a molehill.

I insert a mouse on steroids.

**JamesGang**

You receive Penfold.

I insert a cookbook.

**King Pariah**

You are given orders to participate in the next season of Hell's Kitchen

I insert the all the comics that are encompassed within the Spiderman clone arc

**JamesGang**

You receive colored toilet paper.

I insert the insert key.

**King Pariah**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive colored toilet paper.

Love the answer, exalted!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the enter key

I insert the tab button

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a hello kitty plush toy.

I insert marneus calgar (lol)

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a fisting ;D

I insert a fist ;D

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a power fist.

I insert a guppy.

**Makinit**

You get sushi.
I insert a grot

**JamesGang**

You receive elephant dung.

I insert the menstrual cycle