40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Matthew**

You receive an Imperial Inquisition. huh, didn't expect that.

I insert FINLAND!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Matthew

I insert an IPod, 1st gen

**JamesGang**

You receive an old pop tart.

I insert my burnt toast.

**King Pariah**

You receive a single slice of bread

I insert a chimichanga

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a cease and desist notice

I insert Facebook

**Matthew**

How... do you associate me with Finland? I just...

You receive a confused Matthew

I insert Kik

**King Pariah**

you receive a llama orgy

I insert my Oldcron Necron lord equipped with Nightmare Shroud, Veil of Darkness and a Warscythe with a sigh of exasperation...

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive sentience suddenly

I insert a Carl with his hat (get the reference?)

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Matthew wrote:
How... do you associate me with Finland? I just...

Because, err, well, look, I don't know why I do most of the stuff I do, but I do it and I'm gonna' stick to it! YEAH!!!

**Desubot**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive sentience suddenly

I insert a Carl with his hat (get the reference?)

You receive a quart of chocolate pudding

I insert paperwork.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You recaive boredom

I insert a file

**JamesGang**

You receive a rank.

I insert teenage angst

**snurl**

You get pimples.

I insert soap.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get no pimples

I insert my mask of clam

**King Pariah**

You get musk of boar

I insert a map to the Black Library

**JamesGang**

You receive a librarian pushing you to better literary works of sci-fi and fantasy.

I insert Dream Phone

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a Nokia brick.

I insert a exam paper.

**Desubot**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive a Nokia brick.

I insert a exam paper.

You receive Fail

I insert chicken

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive black Jesus

I insert KFC

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a body builder.

I insert myself.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a new codex

I insert Canada

**Happyjew**

You receive good beer.

I insert Genny Light.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the dark side of the force

I insert the white house

**Da Stormlord**

You recieve the houses of parliament.

I insert 1D

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a critical miss
I insert a pacifist ork.

**Makinit**

You get back no Teef and find that all your belongings have been stolen while you were playing with the machine.

I insert a curious Grot.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a backhand from an angry nob

I insert nearly enough dakka

**snurl**

You get nothing. There is no such thing as enough Dakka.

I insert Sports Illustrated.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Visons

I insert a set of scales

**JamesGang**

You receive potato salad.

I insert a toothpick.