40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get blinded by the light.

I insert sing your life.

**sing your life**

You get the king of all cosmos.

I insert a Baneblade.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a tank trap.

I insert Eric Cartman.

**snurl**

You get the Dwarf.

I insert Pumpkin Seeds.

**JamesGang**

You received dried banana chips.

I insert asparagus.

**sing your life**

You get tank traps.

I insert a Frenchman.

**snurl**

You get frog.

I insert a 7 course Irish dinner.

**JamesGang**

Seven courses? All boiled together in a large pot and consumed through a straw? Saying Irish cuisine makes me laugh! My Irish descendants come during the Easter Rising in 1916 so the traditions, meals and language are very prominent still in my family. So is the dysfunction, drinking and religion...

You receive the 7 Fish Italian buffet.

I insert a ham sandwich I looted from the deserter in Witcher 3.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive all the kinky sex.

I insert Slanessh

**sing your life**

You geta 50 Shades.

I insert the communist manifesto.

**snurl**

You get Red.

A 7 course Irish meal is 6 pints and a potato.

I insert the leftover paint.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You recieve Monet

I insert Leonardo

**JamesGang**

snurl wrote:
You get Red.

A 7 course Irish meal is 6 pints and a potato.

I insert the leftover paint.

Boiled together and slurped with a straw

You receive the ninja turtles in a soup.

I insert my right testicle.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I insert the new Dark Angels Codex: Reclusiam Edition.

**JamesGang**

You receive a copy of warhammer for dummies, 12th edition.

I insert my fully painted Rorke's Drift set from Warlord Games.
Tis lovely!

**snurl**

You get a Pegasus Bridge set.

I insert tank parts.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get USS Voyager.

I insert cranial ridges .

**sing your life**

You get Grey Matter Technologies.

I insert my balls.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get peanuts.

I insert Spiced Ham.

**JamesGang**

You receive a hit on a lick of some bricks.

I insert myself going ham on it.

**snurl**

You get Bacon Grease.

I insert Iced Tea

**sing your life**

You get Starbucks.

I insert Dunkin' Donuts.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Panera.

I insert Schnucks.

**sing your life**

You get a diamond necklace.

I insert the Pet shop boys.

**snurl**

You get Pep Boys.

I insert used batteries.

**ZergSmasher**

You get nuclear waste.

I insert weapons-grade plutonium.

**snurl**

You get Ralidium.

I insert Ice cream.

**sing your life**

You get the screams of sinners.

I insert an Ork Boy.

**snurl**

You get KaptinBadrukk.

I insert a mine detector.

**sing your life**

You get nothing good.

I insert Snurl.