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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
You should know all about needing healing, after sitting on something ting, hard and long my sweet ork

Eh, I'm an Ork. We're used to rough stuff. Orks ar' made fer poundin'!

Made my day

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I am not in danger of being beheaded. I am the danger of beheading.

And yet you do not recognise the danger that the Rains of Castamere signal to arrive. Beware!

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to abandon the wall? A kingdom big enough that it could be in history eons on goes belly up . Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not to be beheaded, Noobomb. I AM the beheader! A guy goes to the block and loses his head and you think that of me? No. I am the one who executes!

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I am not in danger of being beheaded. I am the danger of beheading.

And yet you do not recognise the danger that the Rains of Castamere signal to arrive. Beware!

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to abandon the wall? A kingdom big enough that it could be in history eons on goes belly up . Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not to be beheaded, Noobomb. I AM the beheader! A guy goes to the block and loses his head and you think that of me? No. I am the one who executes!

Nicely said there little man, but if you fail to recognise the Rains of Castamere, you're as good as dead in Westeros!

* Grabs Noobbomb*

Hwee captoored hyou!

*pulls off Gnomish X-ray Specs*

Gee, you really do not wear any clothes!

*puts Gnomish X-ray Specs back on*

Just a sec, gotta search my bag for purples!

*giggles*

Hwee must serve Slaanesh.

 sing your life wrote:
Hwee must serve Slaanesh.

No, no, no.

Ah, there it is! [Sword of Hearthwrenching Slaughter] Just a sec, gonna look for some trinkets! Brb.

Hwee don't understand hyou....

 sing your life wrote:
Hwee don't understand hyou....

How sad. I have more DPS and Armor than you, hah!

Hwe're doubting can captor things like us.

I'm not going to capture anything. I'm going to kill you, and loot your body!

But hwee captoored hyou!

*removes all of her clothes*

Foor KAYOSS!!!!

I'm not wearing any clothes. I'm wearing a [Wrathful Gladiator's Desecration] armor set, along with other [Wrathful Gladiator's] gear.

I am not captured, for I can not e captured! Kill the low-level NPC!

Well this certainly got interesting.

You want to brag about your DPS and armour, eh? I sustain 250K on a dummy and I have 39967 Armour in Frost Presence.

*Swings around her two [Xifeng, Longblade of the Titanic Guardian]*

Come at me bro.

Wait...Haraldus, is that you? You look...different. You're not a Brother anymore, are you?

Seriously, how did you change your name? I didn't even know you could do that

 Ashiraya wrote:
You want to brag about your DPS and armour, eh? I sustain 250K on a dummy and I have 39967 Armour in Frost Presence.

*Swings around her two [Xifeng, Longblade of the Titanic Guardian]*

Come at me bro.

<----- stuck in WOTLK.

Dangit!

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Wait...Haraldus, is that you? You look...different. You're not a Brother anymore, are you?

Seriously, how did you change your name? I didn't even know you could do that

Correct, this is me.

I am known as Ashiraya everywhere else. I decided that it would be ideal if I am known as the same thing on all forums etc. Plus, there's a few things with the old name I no longer want to be associated with, so this is my first step against 'phasing out' (heh) the old name.

It is not something the mods take lightly, however.

*Whistles innocently*

Do hyou liek kayos?

Do you Accept Gork and Mork as the biggest and baddest bosses of 'dem all?

Hwee leik Khorne!!

 sing your life wrote:
Hwee leik Khorne!!

Kill it before it lays... eggs?

What.the.feth.happened.here?

 the shrouded lord wrote:
What.the.feth.happened.here?

Hey there little man. Are you actually wearing anything today? Can't say I see it.

Also, why the dot-speak?

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Hwee leik Khorne!!

Kill it before it lays... eggs?

Shall Hwee explain?

Horrifying. I shall end you now. I'll promise to make it swift... I guess.

But Hwee are cute!

To the Groke this all equals as more huggeable mortals! So drawing on its most arcane powers the arch Groke beginns to summons its countless spawn, from the darkest deepst pits of the empyrean

Do grokes like KAYOSS?

Prolly just start making daisy chains and chill out.