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Oh, look, a warp spawn! How grand! I will name you... Spaps.

Hello! Do You know my name? I got something for You.

 sing your life wrote:
Hello! Do You know my name? I got something for You.

Would that be a pillow?

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Hello! Do You know my name? I got something for You.

Would that be a pillow?

Yes it is!

*gives Noobbomb the parcel. Inside is a teleport homer. Suddenly some storm troopers deep strike in and beat Noobbomb up*

Just as planned.....

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh, look, a warp spawn! How grand! I will name you... Spaps.

I am not a warp spawn ya spiky tit.
I'm an Ork. I just have more fungal growths than usual.

Hello there fungal wench! Potions and froliking in my labaratorim in ten minuts!

Would like the lovely present?

Waiit...I know you, spiky zombie elf.
Weren't you bigger...and purple?

What the....

I am fairly sure that wasn't a pillow - or even a cushion. Shame on you. *Throws sweetroll*

Where the warp did you get a sweetroll from?

My inventory, obviously. There's around 30 of those in there, along with a selection of swords, bows, arrows and some skooma.

Looks like you good use this present

Depends on what the present is.

Oi! Who Stole my sweetroll!?
It took me a whole day to round up and puree all of those sugar-Squigs.

I most certainly didn't.

I've bought all of mine on the market, and put them all in my inventory.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Waiit...I know you, spiky zombie elf.
Weren't you bigger...and purple?

The lords of transformation knows many wayzs to change one self my sweet tender Ork

You can -buy- those? By Khorne's brass toilet... Next thing you know they will give bolters to furries and vampires.

Oh wait. They do! I love this insane universe!

Your masters have told me to give you a gift *giggles*

FOR THE WOLF WOLF

 sing your life wrote:
Your masters have told me to give you a gift *giggles*

Oh! A gift of chaos? Is it a third penis? Is it penis fingers? Will a bolter grow out of my nipple? I must know!

And look, fellow followers of Chaos. A space furry. Better not shake his hand if you know what I mean.

As a supporter of the mentioned SM chapter I find your humor lacking, consider me now a zealous opponent of all things chasy and spikey! And I burnt the books, the flowers and choclates you sent me you brute

I'LL WOLF YOU WITH MY WOLF TALON OF WOLVES

 BrotherOfBone wrote:
I'LL WOLF YOU WITH MY WOLF TALON OF WOLVES

OH YEAH?! WELL THEN, I'LL CHEER YOU WITH MY ORKY FIST OF ORK CHEERS, AND THEN I'LL ORK YOUR ORK-HOLE SIDEWAYS WITH AN CHEER-POM OF ORKYNESS.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 BrotherOfBone wrote:
I'LL WOLF YOU WITH MY WOLF TALON OF WOLVES

OH YEAH?! WELL THEN, I'LL CHEER YOU WITH MY ORKY FIST OF ORK CHEERS, AND THEN I'LL ORK YOUR ORK-HOLE SIDEWAYS WITH AN CHEER-POM OF ORKYNESS.

BRO YOU WOULDN'T GET PAST MY WOLF WOLF AND MY WOLF CLAWS
I'D REK U
SWERE ON ME MUM

"Hmm, a Wolf wolf marine, good thing I have Linguistics: Space Wolf Wolf."

"YO BRO! I'M TOTALLY RESPECTING YOUR WOLF TERRITORY, BUT I THINK THAT GREEN SKIN WITH THE BREASTS IS PISSIN' IN YOUR SPOT!"

 Trondheim wrote:
As a supporter of the mentioned SM chapter I find your humor lacking, consider me now a zealous opponent of all things chasy and spikey! And I burnt the books, the flowers and choclates you sent me you brute

Malal supporters are a-okay by me... miss. Sir. Uhh... but I didn't send you anything like that. Perhaps you have a secret admirer?

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
As a supporter of the mentioned SM chapter I find your humor lacking, consider me now a zealous opponent of all things chasy and spikey! And I burnt the books, the flowers and choclates you sent me you brute

Malal supporters are a-okay by me... miss. Sir. Uhh... but I didn't send you anything like that. Perhaps you have a secret admirer?

Wasn't me.

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
As a supporter of the mentioned SM chapter I find your humor lacking, consider me now a zealous opponent of all things chasy and spikey! And I burnt the books, the flowers and choclates you sent me you brute

Malal supporters are a-okay by me... miss. Sir. Uhh... but I didn't send you anything like that. Perhaps you have a secret admirer?

Well since they came with both you signature, your perfume AND your manscent on them I dare say your guilty as charged

 Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
As a supporter of the mentioned SM chapter I find your humor lacking, consider me now a zealous opponent of all things chasy and spikey! And I burnt the books, the flowers and choclates you sent me you brute

Malal supporters are a-okay by me... miss. Sir. Uhh... but I didn't send you anything like that. Perhaps you have a secret admirer?

Well since they came with both you signature, your perfume AND your manscent on them I dare say your guilty as charged

Oh, I was your secret admirer the whole time and I didn't even know it! Swell! I am sorry things didn't work out. Perhaps you can try with.. I.. whatever it is you enjoy.