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I can live with it, I did after all clone you

Ohhhh yeesss! I've always wanted another me. Finally, someone who understands the angst I undergo on a daily basis. It's not easy being a Word Bearer, you know. You have to find new and creative ways to come off as a complete scumbag to Black Library readers. You can't just kill your underlings for petty bs anymore. They expect you to do that.

Well yes, I can understand that, but I think something may have gone wrong though... he seems a bit angry and frothing

Well, I do worship Chaos undivided so some of my mutations are from different gods. You may have gotten your genetic sample from one of my Khorne mutations. That or you have got the wrong Chaos Space Marine.

Oh dear....... Errr you may want to depart the place you now reside in. As the capsul containg the mentione clone will impact in 3...2....1....

*Runs, runs, runs runs far away* I will miss that particular spot. It wasn't any different from this spot but you know what? It was mine. But now I claim this spot for Chaos and for the naked elf lady.

*Pats the Word Bearer on one of those massive shoulder plates*
Have a sweetroll

I would not eat that...who knows what some deranged Dark Eldar Haemoculie may have done to that

I am fairly sure no Dark Eldar have ever been inside my "inventory", where I store all those sweetrolls.

Oh my, are you sure about that You did after all seem to welcome it last nigth when you where sleeping

*Drops to knees* A sweetroll. Truly my lord of Chaos has given me a gift most powerful. With this the slaves of the false emperor shall fall before me like grains before the scythe. I'll show Creed, that smug cigar chomping butt munch.

Was that the just about the same lines Abbadon used before he laucnhed the 13th Crusade?

Yes! Except I have arms and this sweet roll. With these tools of Chaos I will reign supreme over Cadia. Perhaps now the Astra Mili.. Mil.. the walking flashlights will get better outfits. They look like sports enthusiasts.

Rigth......I will however be a party pooper and say that the Astra Millitarum will utterly curb stomp you, and the whole universe will say I told you so, that and Creed will leave a Baneblade in your pants

But I don't have pants!

So you think.....

I think she.. it.. he... that was referring to me. That may be, Dark..? Eldar but I am a Word Bearer. As long as we skin people alive and staple the skins onto walls it is a victory for our legion.

And people wonder why Chaos never manages to win a dark Crusade these days, but do care care. Id hate to see you getting a bloody nose

No, we never win because we feel bad for the Imperium about halfway. We can't just destroy them in one go. If they were dead, who would we fight? Who would we skin and nail to walls? Sure, we could use our own slaves but I like to be a good boss.

I would probably take a bolter round to the face if anything. I would not end up with just a bloody nose.

Tpugh life for the followers of Chaos, then.

Poor you

*Gives custom lime the present*

 Trondheim wrote:
win

That, however, would be my area.

You run Windows 40k? No wonder Chaos fails

I know right? Windows 30k was so much better, but then they decided to optimize it for dataslates. Now it's complete garbage.

Datatslates! I hate dataslates! Thanks to them, Tyranids went from a running joke amongst us Chaos marines to an annoying flock of birds. They always poop on my Predator after I wash the damned thing. Do you know how hard it is to find fresh clean water on daemon worlds? Nothing there but blood rivers, blood ice, blood rain, blood aquifers and blood glaciers.

It does make for a bloody good time, though.


*Recieves present from Sing Your Life* Oooh! A present~! I hope it's a brand new combi for my combi bolter. I nearly have the whole collection!

Will yes...... I may have made a fem designe mistakes with the leser forms know as tyranids . Sorry about that really

Ah, it's fine. They make good target practice ever since our grots went out of stock.

If I may ask, what exactly are you?

I sure hope he isn't a tentacle-thing.

*Looks around*
The machine spirits have much work to be done here.

Spirits? Oh no! Get me my silver dagger, and give it to this man so he can take care of them, while I remain here lying on my bed!