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What vile manner of Xenos are you? I don't think I've run into your kind before. Never-the-less, its heresy all the same. And for that, you must burn.

I'm already quite hot, thank you.

I think this is yours.

What would be mine?

This little bug thing I have here.

Hmm, interesting specimen you have there. Never seen one alive, dissected them by the hundreds though. Some xenos life form or another, came from out of the galaxy or something. Dumb as a bag of rocks though.

So is this yours?

I claim it in the emperors name, and it shall be delivered to the mars facility at once

Careful, this thing smells really bad.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Ah, it's fine. They make good target practice ever since our grots went out of stock.

If I may ask, what exactly are you?

Well if it has yet to dawn on you human, I am a Dark Eldar Hameqoulie

Ohhhhh. I thought you were Fabius Bile for a minute there. No offense meant but that man does crazy things to himself. And to his enemies. And to his comrades. He does crazy things in general.

No worries, although I may have made a few mstakes with that one

You made him? Wow! Someone more crazy than Kharn! I never thought I would see the day.

Dark eldar, mutants, and chaos space marines. Did I stumble into a tavern of the Damned by accident?

Oh, hello Guardsman! Would you like to hear about the good word of Chaos? I have some nice pamphlets made out of luxurious Eldar skin just for you. Or Tau, depending on what you like.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You made him? Wow! Someone more crazy than Kharn! I never thought I would see the day.

Umm I suppose that the answer to that would indeed be yes.

 Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You made him? Wow! Someone more crazy than Kharn! I never thought I would see the day.

Umm I suppose that the answer to that would indeed be yes.

Fabulous!

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You made him? Wow! Someone more crazy than Kharn! I never thought I would see the day.

Umm I suppose that the answer to that would indeed be yes.

Fabulous!

Mmhhmm yes, I know *giggels

Baby, I know I can get a little...'heretical' with xenos chicks. *Looks at all those appendages* But you look like you'd be a bit too clingy for my tastes.

Later!

If you join Chaos you can sleep with all of the Daemonettes you want! I admit it is an acquired test but it is well worth it!

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
Baby, I know I can get a little...'heretical' with xenos chicks. *Looks at all those appendages* But you look like you'd be a bit too clingy for my tastes.

Later!

But what about last nigth? You said you loved me

So that's why I awoke covered in blood and dismembered limbs. Well, at least I wore my Emperor brand condoms.

The condoms of the false Emperor couldn't stop the seed of an impotent 90 year old no less a virile, handsome and muscular man like yourself! Why not try our Fabius Bile brand condoms? Made out of genuine Dark El.. I mean, Kroot skin.

Don't hurt me scary lady. I don't need my organs rearranged again!

Do your organs get rearranged a lot?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
The condoms of the false Emperor couldn't stop the seed of an impotent 90 year old no less a virile, handsome and muscular man like yourself! Why not try our Fabius Bile brand condoms? Made out of genuine Dark El.. I mean, Kroot skin.

Don't hurt me scary lady. I don't need my organs rearranged again!

no need to worry my boy, I dont hurt those that I like. Unless you happen to be a EC that is

....

What.

Pfft, everyone knows that Thraka Brand condoms are the best.
Those truly allow one to unleash his WAAAGH

....

Alrighty then.

I think you're behind this endless tide of Rippers I'm finding.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Do your organs get rearranged a lot?

All the time. Why we let those Slaanesh corrupted ex-apothecaries into our warband I will never know. They always try to copy Fabius Bile and perform really weird surgeries on our fellow Astartes. Once they gave me cat ears. CAT EARS!