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 TheCustomLime wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Do your organs get rearranged a lot?

All the time. Why we let those Slaanesh corrupted ex-apothecaries into our warband I will never know. They always try to copy Fabius Bile and perform really weird surgeries on our fellow Astartes. Once they gave me cat ears. CAT EARS!

Be gratefull, Id would have attached monkey butts to your head, and dyed your skin blue. Just for lolzs and giggels

Well, at least then I would be in one of James Cameron's movies.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Well, at least then I would be in one of James Cameron's movies.

The what by whom?

Oh, you wouldn't know him. Time and space flows funny in the warp which allows you to see things that no one remembers. Apparently there is an entire part of the warp that constantly plays old Terran vids. This James Cameron fellow made some pretty good ones. There was one about blue skinned people with huge eyes and how they feth their mounts with their hair.

Apparently the blue guys were so perfect they could have sex with their hair.

At least there was a lot of side boob. That is hard to come by in the eye of terror.

Well....judging by your locker rooms I say that the Daemonets in Heretical Weekly have those bases coverd for you

Yeah, Daemonettes are nice but I'd like to see it on something else. Like maybe Tau! Or do they have such things? I haven't the slightest clue.

Someone call me????? -:-D

Oh! A fellow worshiper of Chaos! Well, brutha, I was wondering if girl Tau had boobs. I can never tell under all of that armor.

Well... Um... The thing is I..... Don't know either....

Um... DEATH TO THE FALSE ETHEREALS! FOR THE GREATER BLOODSHED!

Um yes....

Oh. Well, even if ignorant I am glad you are a true worshiper of Chaos. Here, have a furry skin rug! I skinned this wolf thing myself this morning! *Hands over said rug*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh. Well, even if ignorant I am glad you are a true worshiper of Chaos. Here, have a furry skin rug! I skinned this wolf thing myself this morning! *Hands over said rug*

......You what! Prepare to have your organs rearraenged and pictures taken

 TheCustomLime wrote:
At least there was a lot of side boob. That is hard to come by in the eye of terror.

Hiya.

Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh. Well, even if ignorant I am glad you are a true worshiper of Chaos. Here, have a furry skin rug! I skinned this wolf thing myself this morning! *Hands over said rug*

......You what! Prepare to have your organs rearraenged and pictures taken

I didn't mean a Space Wolf! I meant these creepy things from a medieval world we once raided. By Slaanesh's endless bag of narcotics, did we see some of the weirdest things there. Also, I won't let you rearrange my Organs! I have my power armor on. And I have a bolter. It does bad things when I'm PSYCHOTICALLY ENRANGED!

thenoobbomb wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
At least there was a lot of side boob. That is hard to come by in the eye of terror.

Hiya.

Oh, no, my lord I would never view you in such a way. Even if you are dressed for it.

Last time I checked power armour did not save you from poisoned attacks! And beside I always make sure to carry a can opener when I go into the warp, hunting you

How about instead I give you a box of chocolates and we forget this whole organ rearranging thing?

Why do you like furries so much, anyway?

No, you die and slowly unless you keep your damneable hands of any and all wolfs or wolf like creatures in the aeons to come.
Because I like dogs/ wolfs! That is why human, and yes the choclathe will be mine

I demand this chocolate.

My lord has spoken. Take these chocolates of chaos and savor the pure essence of flavor!

My apologies, scary lady, but Chaos Lords before scary women. I will also try to avoid hurting lupine creatures. I would prefer my guts on the inside since I need them to kill the lapd- the slaves of the false Emperor.

Fine.

I'll consume this sweetroll, then.

No, my lord, you are the one getting the chocolates.

Are you worshipping Slaanesh?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
No, my lord, you are the one getting the chocolates.

Chocolates AND sweetrolls, most excellent!

I think they must be some Slaanesh Worship here.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
My lord has spoken. Take these chocolates of chaos and savor the pure essence of flavor!

My apologies, scary lady, but Chaos Lords before scary women. I will also try to avoid hurting lupine creatures. I would prefer my guts on the inside since I need them to kill the lapd- the slaves of the false Emperor.

........But what if I ask nicely? Like really, really nice. Pretty please you tall and handsome demi god clad in such fine war plate and with such strong arms

 Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
My lord has spoken. Take these chocolates of chaos and savor the pure essence of flavor!

My apologies, scary lady, but Chaos Lords before scary women. I will also try to avoid hurting lupine creatures. I would prefer my guts on the inside since I need them to kill the lapd- the slaves of the false Emperor.

........But what if I ask nicely? Like really, really nice. Pretty please you tall and handsome demi god clad in such fine war plate and with such strong arms

Aha! Slaanesh whore!

Takes this!

*throws a ripper at Trondheim*

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
My lord has spoken. Take these chocolates of chaos and savor the pure essence of flavor!

My apologies, scary lady, but Chaos Lords before scary women. I will also try to avoid hurting lupine creatures. I would prefer my guts on the inside since I need them to kill the lapd- the slaves of the false Emperor.

........But what if I ask nicely? Like really, really nice. Pretty please you tall and handsome demi god clad in such fine war plate and with such strong arms

Aha! Slaanesh whore!

Takes this!

*throws a ripper at Trondheim*

Oh hus you craft world harlot, dont be jealous

Shut! Up!

*throws ripper at Trondeim's face*

Hit a nerve did i? *giggling as she feeds the ripper a strip of pale flesh