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**TheCustomLime**

Trondheim wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
My lord has spoken. Take these chocolates of chaos and savor the pure essence of flavor!

My apologies, scary lady, but Chaos Lords before scary women. I will also try to avoid hurting lupine creatures. I would prefer my guts on the inside since I need them to kill the lapd- the slaves of the false Emperor.

........But what if I ask nicely? Like really, really nice. Pretty please you tall and handsome demi god clad in such fine war plate and with such strong arms

I would give it to you, I really would. It's not often people compliment me on my appearance. Most people are too busy dying in pain so.. ehhh.. next time, alright? My Chaos Lord comes first.

**Trondheim**

TheCustomLime wrote:
Trondheim wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
My lord has spoken. Take these chocolates of chaos and savor the pure essence of flavor!

My apologies, scary lady, but Chaos Lords before scary women. I will also try to avoid hurting lupine creatures. I would prefer my guts on the inside since I need them to kill the lapd- the slaves of the false Emperor.

........But what if I ask nicely? Like really, really nice. Pretty please you tall and handsome demi god clad in such fine war plate and with such strong arms

I would give it to you, I really would. It's not often people compliment me on my appearance. Most people are too busy dying in pain so.. ehhh.. next time, alright? My Chaos Lord comes first.

Well I suppose I can manage without it this time then, but at least leave me a picture of you

**TheCustomLime**

I will do you one better! Here is a plastic miniature of me! Painted by the finest slaaneshi painter. Somehow using human bodies as raw materials was involved in the process though I am unsure exactly how. Just know it was done! *Hands over GD quality Word Bearer model*

**Trondheim**

Oooooooo why you spoil me you handsome demi god you*meanwhile inside her mind, YES AT LAST! Now we will see if those terqnices that witch doctor taugth me works

**TheCustomLime**

Why do you keep flattering me so? I feel like you are trying to extort me! I don't have any money. Just skins. A lot of them, actually.

**thenoobbomb**

Skins are quite nice.

**TheCustomLime**

Yes, and I have one of just about every faction in my galaxy. Except Necrons. I tried skinning them and all I got were metal shavings.

**Trondheim**

TheCustomLime wrote:
Why do you keep flattering me so? I feel like you are trying to extort me! I don't have any money. Just skins. A lot of them, actually.

Extort you? Me oh I would never try to work my way insde your mind, and sow seeds of mayhem would i? Its not like I am a Alpha Legion operative or something

**thenoobbomb**

Hydra Dominatus.

**TheCustomLime**

Trondheim wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
Why do you keep flattering me so? I feel like you are trying to extort me! I don't have any money. Just skins. A lot of them, actually.

Extort you? Me oh I would never try to work my way insde your mind, and sow seeds of mayhem would i? Its not like I am a Alpha Legion operative or something

I knew it! I knew you were a spy! You are working with those closet loyalists! I want my miniature back. Consider us over!

**Trondheim**

TheCustomLime wrote:
Trondheim wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
Why do you keep flattering me so? I feel like you are trying to extort me! I don't have any money. Just skins. A lot of them, actually.

Extort you? Me oh I would never try to work my way insde your mind, and sow seeds of mayhem would i? Its not like I am a Alpha Legion operative or something

I knew it! I knew you were a spy! You are working with those closet loyalists! I want my miniature back. Consider us over!

No, it is mine and also half your belongings now belongs to me. I had a chatt with Logar in bed last nigth, and he even signed the document. And no, burning it wont help, i have numerous copies

**thenoobbomb**

I'll make a contract saying half of your belongings now belong to the Word Bearer, Eldar.

In bed, of course.

**Trondheim**

Sorry, Logar darling tells me otherwise but a nice try though

**thenoobbomb**

Trondheim wrote:
Sorry, Logar darling tells me otherwise but a nice try though

I am Alpharius.

**Trondheim**

thenoobbomb wrote:
Trondheim wrote:
Sorry, Logar darling tells me otherwise but a nice try though

I am Alpharius.

But you dont have me hearth you emotionless man you

**thenoobbomb**

Trondheim wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:
Trondheim wrote:
Sorry, Logar darling tells me otherwise but a nice try though

I am Alpharius.

But you dont have me hearth you emotionless man you

I'm not a man.

**TheCustomLime**

Hurray! See, Dark Eldar? My Chaos Lord looks out for me. And she is better looking too.

**thenoobbomb**

TheCustomLime wrote:
Hurray! See, Dark Eldar? My Chaos Lord looks out for me. And she is better looking too.

Thank you, thank you. Have to say, those tentacles really do intrigue me, though.

**Trondheim**

I would not count on it really, but time will tell. And why thank you, they are quite handy really

**Ashiraya**

thenoobbomb wrote:
I am Alpharius.

thenoobbomb wrote:
I'm not a man.

thenoobbomb wrote: Have to say, those tentacles really do intrigue me, though.

What the actual feth.

**thenoobbomb**

Ashiraya wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:
I am Alpharius.

thenoobbomb wrote:
I'm not a man.

thenoobbomb wrote: Have to say, those tentacles really do intrigue me, though.

What the actual feth.

Getting confused already? Good, good. That would be just as planned.

**sing your life**

What the warp happened to you face?

**thenoobbomb**

A-ha!

I threw off my disguise to reveal my true form! I am no naked-lady Elf, I am a Skaven from Clan Eshin!

Tell me quick-quick, who stole my Warptokens?

**TheCustomLime**

My Lord! Your true form is so much better! But I have not see your warp tokens.

**thenoobbomb**

It is much more fitting with all these Warpstone-influenced man-things, elf-things and green-things!

I need them quick-quick, though! The Grey Seer's been asking about where his tokens went...

**sing your life**

I had to consiscate your warp tokens because they made you look ugly.

**TheCustomLime**

When I can't find something important I skin something alive and stretch it over things. It doesn't help find it but it makes me feel better. I like skinning things.

**thenoobbomb**

TheCustomLime wrote:
When I can't find something important I skin something alive and stretch it over things. It doesn't help find it but it makes me feel better. I like skinning things.

Say, then... Shall we kill-kill this blackhaired man-thing? Quick-quick! I need my warptokens!

**TheCustomLime**

If my knowledge of heretical works is correct that being is a Half-Eldar hybrid by the name of Lofn. Skin the thing for it's stupid name alone.

**thenoobbomb**

TheCustomLime wrote:
If my knowledge of heretical works is correct that being is a Half-Eldar hybrid by the name of Lofn. Skin the thing for it's stupid name alone.

Hah, that name is almost as stupid as Pluk! Speaking of him, he accidentally fel on my daggers yesterday, and with his dying breath gave me all of his power and warptokens!