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By the Emperor, its Alpharius! Get the Baneblade! Oh wait, he is a primarch. Get the Titan. Oh wait, he is a primarch. Call in a orbital bombardment! Oh wait, he is a primarch.

Curse you Black Library!

Now now, there's no need to curse Black Library. They're all fine men, named Alpharius all.

Anyways, you're hired, operative!

*moves to hide under the table finishing of all the food he stole.*

I would never join you! I am loyal to the Emperor and always will be. The square in my primer proves it.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I would never join you! I am loyal to the Emperor and always will be. The square in my primer proves it.

We shout "For the Emperor!".

Now get rid of the purple Xeno thing, operative.

You cannot fool me, Traitor. I will not become an operative.

Unless Xeno women was part of the benefits.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You cannot fool me, Traitor. I will not become an operative.

Unless Xeno women was part of the benefits.

Would you like to know the exact amount of females that are part of our operative network, ready to be woed by your superior social skills?

Exactly none? I know sarcasm when I hear it, Alpharius.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Exactly none? I know sarcasm when I hear it, Alpharius.

Twelve million three-hundred eighty thousand and one hundred and eighty.

Really, now? And any of those xenos?

But ofcourse there are Xenos among them. Why wouldn't there be?

Before I commit to this.. Any of them Eldar?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Before I commit to this.. Any of them Eldar?

But of course!

One of the Eldar among our operatives is the one that frequents this room, though it isn't quite aware of it just yet.

Yes! Love can bloom! Alright, you have yourself an operative! Now I can finally do this! *takes out primer and writes "feth you!" on the blank square*

Very well.

First of all, you shall identify yourself as "Alpharius". Understood?

Okay. Sounds easy enough.

You'll also do everything I command.

You can identify your superiors by the special codes that you will learn identifying the encryption as one of yoru superiors.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Somebody remove this Xenos.

Operative with beard, you've been selected! Dispose this Xenos-thing!

Of course!

*builds a quite pathetic prison around Bochtree*

Was that good enough for you youngster?

Okay. Do I get a boltgun too? This Lasgun is nice and all but I'd like to be able to pop some Orks with min rockets.

That was good enough.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Okay. Do I get a boltgun too? This Lasgun is nice and all but I'd like to be able to pop some Orks with min rockets.

Yes, and you'll also get carapace armor.

Wow, Alpharius, you are... oddly good to your operatives. There has to be some catch to this. Do I have to keep my pants on at all times?

Well now that my daily dose of void swimming excercise is done its good to be back inside, seeing how I have yet to violate a certain guardsman turned Chaos servant

Do you mean the Guardsman with the goggles? I am not sure he is a Chaos servant yet.

No I meant you, your howls of agony, despair and fear will be like the sweet song of a thousand tortured maides to my ears

The Legion protects its operatives. Care for another rpund of void swimming?

Oh. Uhh... Alpharius, can I have that Bolter and Carapace armor now? This lady wants to turn me into wall paper.

This is gonna be so awesome /)^3^(\

thenoobbomb wrote:The Legion protects its operatives. Care for another rpund of void swimming?

Try and you will suffer the fate of the fools that stood on the side of your fallen father

TheCustomLime wrote:Oh. Uhh... Alpharius, can I have that Bolter and Carapace armor now? This lady wants to turn me into wall paper.

Oh my, I like it when my prey struggels. It makes the thrill of the hunt and the violence of the kill that much more intresting

*burps letting out a small burst of flame melting a hole in the "prison" then climbs out.* "any more food?"

Uhh.. you like money, Dark Eldar? I have a lot of money in my pocket. All yours if you leave me alone. You like flowers? I can get you a really nice arrangement if you give me some time.