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Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Give me a photograf of yourself, and a lock of hair and we have a deal human.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

*Hands over Infantryman's uplifting primer which contains a photo, uses his bayonet to remove some hair and then hands that over* There. Now, we can all just forget about this whole torturing business.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Good news operative! We're going to make you just as bald as me!

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Aww. But I have such nice hair. Very welll. Does this mean I get my Boltgun now?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Maybe, it depends on how I feel after I have my evening bath but I think you can rule out the danger of a bloody and horrid demise this evening at least.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Aww. But I have such nice hair. Very welll. Does this mean I get my Boltgun now?

Yep. Alpharius, shave him! Alpharius get the gear! Alpharius here is in for a change!

   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





"let me guess you are all called Alpharius?" *face palms*

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Wait, are we all named Alpharius? How are supposed to tell each other apart?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





"smell?"

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 Trondheim wrote:
Maybe, it depends on how I feel after I have my evening bath but I think you can rule out the danger of a bloody and horrid demise this evening at least.


You have no idea how happy that makes me.

The ultimate reward for an Imperial Guardsman is to not die horribly.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

 TheCustomLime wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
Maybe, it depends on how I feel after I have my evening bath but I think you can rule out the danger of a bloody and horrid demise this evening at least.


You have no idea how happy that makes me.

The ultimate reward for an Imperial Guardsman is to not die horribly.


It's ok, Evil clones take at least a week to grow to full size


So enjoy those alien ladies for that week

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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

I will! I wonder if they will write a story about me getting laid.

That isn't weird.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I will! I wonder if they will write a story about me getting laid.

That isn't weird.


Oh if it involves alien ladies, it's going to get weird...

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

That's fair. At least there are no aliens that make love using their minds.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 TheCustomLime wrote:
That's fair. At least there are no aliens that make love using their minds.


..........Woops
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

I... I.. have you been violating me without me even knowing it?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I... I.. have you been violating me without me even knowing it?

Comes with the job, Alpharius.

You'll be able to tell us apart fron appearance! Alpharous here is slightly smaller, while Alpharius there has a slightly different tint of blue eyes!

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Oh. Well, at least it's better than having to deal with those stupid Imperial Fists all the time. I swear they always look down at us and call us walking targets.

I guess that makes sense. I should start writing these tips down.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I... I.. have you been violating me without me even knowing it?


Sorry I cant help it I cant help but have such immoral thougths about you and wel...Suddely im in your mind, doing freaky stuff
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

It's okay. To be fair, this sort of thing is what I wanted. And I'm alright with it.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Stalwart Tribune





In the Trenchs

Hmmm let me just check my list.

lets see now...

YOUR A HERETIC, YOUR A HERETIC AND YOUR MOST DEFINITELY A HERETIC!!!

THRALL BRING ME MY PURGING TOOLS STAT, its going to be a long night....

Praise be to Dark Sphere savior of cheapskates! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

feth off! I don't work for your stupid Imperium anymore! I work with people that... okay, they don't appreciate me but at least I get some Xeno tail. Better than what you guys gave me.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

The special will know make a speech.

*points to Emmet*


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

*Undisguises*
Ahem.

Gentlemen.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/05 17:06:52


Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Don't try anything, spy.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 TheCustomLime wrote:
*Undisguises*
Ahem.

Gentlemen.

A disguise! Well done, operative.

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Yes. Tell me, should I dispose of that Dark Eldar? Her fickle nature could pose a danger to our operations here. I also do not care for her perverted behavior. It is creepy to say the least.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

That would be a good idea. I threw her out of an airlock last time, but that didn't work.

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Hmm. *Disguises*.

So, who wants to enjoy the wonders of having a screw being driven into your bare eyeball while I play Beethoven's 5th symphony?

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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Dark Eldar-Xenos-She-thing!

The totally not Alpha Legion has given you a new plaything!

   
 
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