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**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

*Attempts to grab scanner*
......I wish I had hands again.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Hive Fleet Cerberus wrote:
*Attempts to grab scanner*
......I wish I had hands again.

I can fix dat!

*Grabs a pair of grots and staples them to either dreadnaught fist*

dere ya go! A nice pair o' hands, all orky-like.

**TheCustomLime**

I do not want that filthy bushman around me is all. He is always trying to throw jars of piss on me. It ruins my suit you know. But, if you insist.

*scans sing your life* Interesting. I am detecting a large amount of fanon. How odd.

**Trondheim**

CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Dare you say? Double Dare, even?

Ok, I like a challenge.

*Gets a scanning squig*

Ok boy, scan her!

*Squig starts sniffing the Eldar. It seems to be interested in one area, and suddenly bites into her. There's a loud shattering noise, and a torrent of jarate spills everywhere*

Ah whoops. Well, that made a mess.

Arrggggg get your damneable two legged vermin to let go of my vial of human blood! Do you have ANY idea how much a underhive neck beard stinks? Let alone after you kill the damanble primitive lout

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

*Waves newly acquired grot-fists around* Fits like a grot tied to a power fist!
....this is going to end horribly, but hell, they're Xenos.

**sing your life**

TheCustomLime wrote:
I am detecting a large amount of fanon. How odd.

My sister is even worse.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Whoops sorry. He must have smelled sunthin' in the vial. What's in that blo- oh zog it. I probably don't wanna know.

**TheCustomLime**

sing your life wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
I am detecting a large amount of fanon. How odd.

My sister is even worse.

Good lord! Get away from me before it rubs off! Do you know what horrible things the fan community has done to me?!

**CthuluIsSpy**

Oh it can't be that...

*Looks it up*

OH DEAR MORK! DATS A TING?!

**TheCustomLime**

It simply gets worse, my cross dressing friend. There are even some depraved deviant artists that draw me as a.. *gulps* ..pony.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

*Checks the Imperial Archives*
I've fought the spawn of hell, but no warped mind or Slanneshi daemon I've encountered could come up with that.

**Trondheim**

sing your life wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
I am detecting a large amount of fanon. How odd.

My sister is even worse.

Oh hush with you! Just because I tend to get a bit carried away with all things evil, depraved and all around evil beyound belife dont mean I am that bad dose it?

CthuluIsSpy wrote:Oh it can't be that...

*Looks it up*

OH DEAR MORK! DATS A TING?!

Told you so, but it pleases me to see your agony

**thenoobbomb**

TheCustomLime wrote:
It simply gets worse, my cross dressing friend. There are even some depraved deviant artists that draw me as a.. *gulps* ..pony.

You have full permission to eliminate these individuals.

**sing your life**

I hear that spiky blue animal gets it the worst.

**TheCustomLime**

Why do you think I am keeping an eye out for the sniper? The fan community has contaminated him. It is a fate worse than death.

**CthuluIsSpy**

'Old on, I need to look up sumthin'

...

I am not sure Warboss Thraka would be flattered by that.

**sing your life**

TheCustomLime wrote:
Why do you think I am keeping an eye out for the sniper? The fan community has contaminated him. It is a fate worse than death.

You just look like you two would be good together if you stopped killing each other.

**TheCustomLime**

sing your life wrote:
TheCustomLime wrote:
Why do you think I am keeping an eye out for the sniper? The fan community has contaminated him. It is a fate worse than death.

You just look like you two would be good together if you stopped killing each other.

I am not interested in a homosexual relationship and certainly not with him. He pees in jars and throws them at people. I am a refined gentlemen!

**sing your life**

Well I'm a refined lady... so do you want to go out with me?

**CthuluIsSpy**

But you are froggy human. I thought you liked dat stuff.

**Trondheim**

I smell date rape! And I approve!

**sing your life**

I doubt it'll come to rape. But if it does I'm desperate enough to approve.

**TheCustomLime**

sing your life wrote:
Well I'm a refined lady... so do you want to go out with me?

Wash the fanon off of you and I most certainly would.

And not all Frenchman are gay. Just ask the German women!

I also do not date rape. That is Medic's thing.

**Trondheim**

Well.... I was refring to my sister

**TheCustomLime**

Oh. Well, for someone so pretty I do not think that is needed. But I will not mind either way.

The medic date rapes Heavy. Poor man probably does not even realize it.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

Date raping medic? You should report this apothecary to your SO immediately! He has committed heresy in the name of the emperor!

**sing your life**

I'll only wash my fanon off if you wash yours off.

**TheCustomLime**

Mmm. Fair enough. What was your name again?

**sing your life**

Macha.

**TheCustomLime**

Aren't you dating the Emperor of Mankind?