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Ah, another operative. Excellent!

How to disguise your so well?

 sing your life wrote:
How to disguise your so well?

That's secret, obviously.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ah, another operative. Excellent!

I don't remember signing up to work for you.

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ah, another operative. Excellent!

I don't remember signing up to work for you.

Memory loss. Comes with the job.

Hah, trying to convince me that there something in my head that I didn't know about. Clever, bald man, clever. But you know what?! THIS AMERICAN HEAD IS UNPENETRABLE! You will not get through my thick skull! You will not corrupt my patriotic mind! And, just for trying to trick me, I will shove your armor so far up your ass you couldn't take a crap without having to roll for penetration!

*shoves off soldiers helmet*

Pitiful.

*Growls* You asked for it now, baldy. *Takes out rocket launcher, jumps up, fires it at the ground and flies into the air. Then takes out Market Gardener and whacks Alpharius over the head with it upon descent*

Protected by a timely hat, buddy.

By the way, did I show you this Valve-only rocket launcher?

No, why you did not. What does it do?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
No, why you did not. What does it do?

It launches 30 rockets per second with a 999% (no, not 99) Crit chance, has unlimited ammo, and gives me free hats. Piles of hats.

Why the warp are you guys talking about?

 sing your life wrote:
Why the warp are you guys talking about?

Important things that your Xenos mind can't comprehend.

I 'm a Farseer. My wisdom is far, far, far more than you think

Oh yeah? What number am I thinking of?

I meant that I was smart, I can't read minds.

Then I guess you aren't so smart, Miss Smarty Pants! You're just like the Engineer. Always thinking he is such a genius. Well, if he was so brilliant why was I able to BLOW HIM TO PIECES?! Answer me that if you know so much!

Obvisously you killed the Engie because you were in a barbaric conflict that requires no intellagance to take part in.

War? Unintelligent? Barbaric?! Sounds like the talk of a draft dodging, weed smoking, hacky-sack playing... HIPPIE!

Why don't you go back to Riverden with Barple Bapkins, you Elven Hippie! Get a real job! Or, in your case, follow a real path!

Oooh I like dis humie.
Oi pinkie! Wanna raze sum village to da ground? I've got plenty o' dakka.

Might my sister be living in that village?

Dunno. I'll tell ya after ah Skorcht it.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Oooh I like dis humie.
Oi pinkie! Wanna raze sum village to da ground? I've got plenty o' dakka.

That depends. Are there commies, hippies or elves in the village?

Dunno, only one way ta find out!

*Grabs a huge gun that would make even Rob Liefield say "Dude, that's fething ridiculous*

*Takes out the Beggar's Bazooka*

Consider me there! *Fires rockets at feet and launches self towards the village.

 sing your life wrote:
Might my sister be living in that village?

No, I may be a deranged, sosiopatic and utterly mercyless artist of pain. But I do not lower myself to dwel amongst the common rabble that is infesting the gaalxy

*Falls back into the room and lands on the floor face first. Gets up onto feet and brushes self off* Oh, hello there scary lady! I didn't notice you here in this strange room before.

Why yes, I noticed that. please tell me why you almost fell ontop of me

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Might my sister be living in that village?

No, I may be a deranged, sosiopatic and utterly mercyless artist of pain. But I do not lower myself to dwel amongst the common rabble that is infesting the gaalxy

You are not my sister.

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Might my sister be living in that village?

No, I may be a deranged, sosiopatic and utterly mercyless artist of pain. But I do not lower myself to dwel amongst the common rabble that is infesting the gaalxy

You are not my sister.

Denial wont save you