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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
huh, I wondered when that side effect of fungal growths would kick in. Must have been bin' axel...aksel...ac- oh zog it, made fasta' by that pointy-elf-bloke.
Seem it grew in da noggin' too.

That or alltogetter transformed into something else

*Gets back onto feet. Picks up Rocket Launcher* Hah! Had you guys going there, didn't I? No, I'm fine. Gotta say, doc, those pills worked out great. I do glow in the dark now but I guess we all gotta start glowing in the dark at some point.

Well glad to hear that your problem with early detonation has been solved, and yes. It happens sometimes

I don't think glowing in the dark is very normal. That's subjectivity to you.

Really? That's what the boss lady told me when everyone in one of the towns we were deployed in started glowing in the dark not too long after we left. Said everyone should have a nice, healthy glow.

She meant metaphorically, not literally!

Oh. So, why did everyone in New Mexico start glowing in the dark?

I don't see the problem.
Some Orks in our tribe glow all the time.
Usually the ones who work in the uranium mines.

You should sell your tassels.

Not a good idea.
They're like corks; they keep the squig ale in.
Without them I just squirt all over the place.

I would pay so much to see that!

I would too! Do you take money covered in robot oil?

I only accept teef. The bigga da betta.

Would you take these still bloodies and freshly harvested human skins as payment? or these fine glimmering soul stones?

Hmm normally no, but dem stones are purty shinee.
Dey'll look good on mah trophee rack

How about this burning hat I found in a crate?

Well, this is getting weird.

Excelent! Il trow in these massive teeth I "liberated" from a massive Ork I found snorring nearby

Oooh nice! Dose are sum bigguns
Ok I'll...wait a minute, I know dese...uh oh.

You didn't nick dose frum Warboss Facereapa did ya?

Why yes, I did and I replaced them with some Adamatium replacements, with built in power fields. So he now has power teeth

Oh, dats ok den.
He prolly wont even notice.

Ada-what? Power teeth? What kind of unamerican commie gobbledygook is this?

Powa teef iz quite Amerikan. It letz ya chomp on steak moar eezaly.

Oh, is that so? Huh. Say, what would a guy have to do to get in on something like this? I could use a set of chompers for tearing the necks of hippies out.

I could probably fight better than you.

You're funny, Hippie. Keep talking like that and you'd better hope to Khaine that they have Yu-gi-mon in the Infinity Circuit!

 sing your life wrote:
I could probably fight better than you.

How would that be?

My powers will augment my already above-average combat abilities.

 sing your life wrote:
My powers will augment my already above-average combat abilities.

Above average? Ever fought a Primarch?

Primacy is OP. But Soldier isn't too difficult.