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 sing your life wrote:
Primacy is OP. But Soldier isn't too difficult.

He is when I hand him this Plot-Armor Co. Hat!

Heh, not so bad huh? You know what I got as a weapon, hippie? A rocker launcher. This thing will blow your unshaven ass to kingdom come before you can even think about thinking about casting your fancy pre-science magic tricks.

Oh yeah?

Come in me Bro!

*Reloads rocker launcher* Attaaaaaaa- Wait, what did you say?

I said:

 sing your life wrote:
Oh yeah?

Come in me Bro!

I believe the phrase is "Come at me, bro". Did all of that reefer go to your head, flower child?

*Macha is on all fours, facing away from Custom Lime, naked from the waist down*

No it isn't

ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MAKE LOVE AND NOT WAR, HIPPIE?! That's it. Now you've made me really mad! *fires a rocker at Macha*

*deflects rocker with force field*

You should never attack a Woman with her panties off. It's basic equitte

See, in ork circles, we call this foreplay.
I'm sure solja git loves firin' his rokkitz at elfy-girlz expozed reer.

*Groans something about how it is inevitable that dudes RPing females end up getting them naked, cursed pervs*

Hrm.

Anyway.

I declare all this nope.

Enjoy your nope.

That's because Orks are toughy. If I got shot in the c*nt it would really really hurt.

 Ashiraya wrote:
*Groans something about how it is inevitable that dudes RPing females end up getting them naked, cursed pervs*

Hrm.

Anyway.

I declare all this nope.

Enjoy your nope.

Perhaps you should... kill them.

I will enjoy the nope, thank you!

I shall stick in my nope-pile in the nope-room so it can be a part of my nope-collection. Along with the Angler fish, Dark Eldar written fan-fiction and School Days, and right next to my bed.

Wait what? I am a Dark Eldar and this....naked thing has my spine tingeling in all the wrong ways. Let me know when you lot are done spraying body liquids at each other

*Looks at Ash*

Oh, look, another hippie. Go back to Azeroth and pick up poop for strangers where you belong!

*Looks back at Macha*

Listen here, sister. I am Sergeant Gunnery Major First Class Jane Doe and I am an American! Where I come from we don't believe in free love. We believe in paying for our sex whether it be through a romantic dinner, movie and giving jewelry or by paying them directly if they work in such a profession. You can take your sex gratis and stick it where the sun don't shine.

I feel obliged to remember you all that the previous thread got locked due to the naughty things people typed.

Are you sure itz yo spine? It could be something else that's similar to a spine. Like a tail.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I feel obliged to remember you all that the previous thread got locked due to the naughty things people typed.

Ah...so no aristocrats jokes then?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
*Looks at Ash*

Oh, look, another hippie. Go back to Azeroth and pick up poop for strangers where you belong!

Azeroth's quite a nice place.
I spend time there running around dressed up as a red haired woman with pointy ears, clad in armor with massive pauldrons, using big, overcompensating weapons.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I feel obliged to remember you all that the previous thread got locked due to the naughty things people typed.

Ah...so no aristocrats jokes then?

Yes, otherwise the mods may come and throw cake at us, instead of bread.

I was there once thanks to Merasmus. I blew up a bunch of zombies, cow people, Jamaicans, Bear people, Hippies and weaker Orks. By god it was the most fun I had in years! All of these people came at me wearing nice armor but you know what? My American rockets beat their commie made equipment. Eventually I got "banished" by a guy in dark robes but I want to go back at some point.

Did you know that they have Snipers there too? I met a really nice one that shared my passion for war. A commie space goat but I could respect her dedication towards blowing people apart.

Did you meet one of those Murlocs? They're the best!

Oh yeah. I have one as a pet! I have named him Private Mrgglgrrrrl. I call him that because that is all that he can say.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh yeah. I have one as a pet! I have named him Private Mrgglgrrrrl. I call him that because that is all that he can say.

I've soon one dance. He even had a top hat, staff and monocle!

I really wish to infiltrate their society one day.

Aren't you a little too tall to do that, baldy?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Aren't you a little too tall to do that, baldy?

There are big ones, too!

Blimey, datz a big un'!
It's noggin will look bloody gud on me spike!

My god! I'm going to need my Direct Hit rocket launcher for that one.

Dang, I've been foiled for a section time...

*returns to corner to cry, still half naked*