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 TheCustomLime wrote:
What about our date, Macho? You may be a hippie but if there is something I will not do is go back on my word.

I would like to continue it, but it you sign Alperius's contracts he'll force you to kill me.

 sing your life wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
What about our date, Macho? You may be a hippie but if there is something I will not do is go back on my word.

I would like to continue it, but it you sign Alperius's contracts he'll force you to kill me.

No I won't.

Damn it, baldy! Uhh.. how about we use a projector instead of a TV? Bomb wont go off as long as we aren't using a TV.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
What about our date, Macho? You may be a hippie but if there is something I will not do is go back on my word.

I would like to continue it, but it you sign Alperius's contracts he'll force you to kill me.

No I won't.

Your mind appears to say otherwise.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Damn it, baldy! Uhh.. how about we use a projector instead of a TV? Bomb wont go off as long as we aren't using a TV.

The bomb will detonate just as well.

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
What about our date, Macho? You may be a hippie but if there is something I will not do is go back on my word.

I would like to continue it, but it you sign Alperius's contracts he'll force you to kill me.

No I won't.

Your mind appears to say otherwise.

That's the mind of one of my operatives, not me.

Wha- I- Grrr... How does it even know when I am watching a movie on a projector? Does it hear the reel moving?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Wha- I- Grrr... How does it even know when I am watching a movie on a projector? Does it hear the reel moving?

You are the bomb, in a literal way.

Turning my own body against me. You are a clever son of a bitch. Hey, Macho, you got any ideas?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Turning my own body against me. You are a clever son of a bitch. Hey, Macho, you got any ideas?

I outwit every Macho combined.

How about if I get the Demoman to sign up? He's got a talking ghost sword.

That sounds pretty neat.

*preps pokeball*

I'm going with the method of my brother in law, also known as "kill him".

So, we got a deal Alpaca?

Go! Char lizard!

*throws pokeball at Noobomb*

Resisting urge to shoot red guy with blue lazorz. Robots are the bigger problem. We will shoot ALL the robots!

Robots are okay. You should shoot the bald guy in armour.

Hey, Storm Trooper, why don't you go back to the Dutchland and tell the Kaiser that I'm coming for him next!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Hey, Storm Trooper, why don't you go back to the Dutchland and tell the Kaiser that I'm coming for him next!

Wrong storm trooper

 sing your life wrote:
Go! Char lizard!

*throws pokeball at Noobomb*

You dare attack the Lord of Iron?!

Yea, what you gonna do bout it?

 sing your life wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Hey, Storm Trooper, why don't you go back to the Dutchland and tell the Kaiser that I'm coming for him next!

Wrong storm trooper

Oh. Hey, Stormtrooper, go back to the Death Star and tell the Dark Father I'm coming for him next! \

Wait, where did Baldy go? Does this mean the bomb doesn't work anymore?

 sing your life wrote:
Yea, what you gonna do bout it?

ARTILLERY STRIKE ON CRAFTWORLD ULTHWE


Alpharius had to do some urgent business. I am here to replace him and to destroy this room.

Not if can deal with that, though.

Char Lizard ! Attack!

*Charlizard breathes fire on Noobomb*

 sing your life wrote:
Not if can deal with that, though.

Char Lizard ! Attack!

*Charlizard breathes fire on Noobomb*

Hah! My armor is made of pure plot, as is my weapon! Commence bombardment! Prepare the virus bombs!

You know what I got, ugly? Do you know what I got? I have a Valve rocket launcher. I knicked it from baldy when he wasnt looking. If you dont get your sorry ass out of here I will crit you into powder!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You know what I got, ugly? Do you know what I got? I have a Valve rocket launcher. I knicked it from baldy when he wasnt looking. If you dont get your sorry ass out of here I will crit you into powder!

Baldy rang.

He told me that's a replica, provided for by the Plot. Now get out of here before the Artillery crits you!

Oh yea?

* scores a wound against noonbomb with her power axe and sucks out his soul, inflicting instant death*

 sing your life wrote:
Oh yea?

* scores a wound against noonbomb with her power axe and sucks out his soul, inflicting instant death*

Primarch plot power!
*Remains alive*

Why are we fighting again? Angry because I destroyed so many spirit stones? Pfft.

You know what, ugly? If there is something I learned from bad stories it's that America always wins. Your artillery can't hurt me!