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 TheCustomLime wrote:
You know what, ugly? If there is something I learned from bad stories it's that America always wins. Your artillery can't hurt me!

Three guesses where the designs of my artillery came from B)

1) USSR
2) Russia
3) Germany

Even if they are American that just makes you the bad guy since every non-American using American designs is evil. So, those shells are going to bounce off my manly, patriotic chest!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
1) USSR
2) Russia
3) Germany

Even if they are American that just makes you the bad guy since every non-American using American designs is evil. So, those shells are going to bounce off my manly, patriotic chest!

Stop! You're hurting my feelings! I'm just angry because daddy is always so mean to me!

Maybe the emperor is being mean to you because you want to bombard his girlfriend.

Aww, what's the matter cupcake? Daddy didn't hug you after coach made you a bench warmer when you were a kid?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Aww, what's the matter cupcake? Daddy didn't hug you after coach made you a bench warmer when you were a kid?

I want to make castles n stuff, but Daddy always beats me up wgen I want to do that and then lets me crawl tgrough mud for months wthout ending, while killing all hese people who don't want to be part of his fascist empire.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Aww, what's the matter cupcake? Daddy didn't hug you after coach made you a bench warmer when you were a kid?

I want to make castles n stuff, but Daddy always beats me up wgen I want to do that and then lets me crawl tgrough mud for months wthout ending, while killing all hese people who don't want to be part of his fascist empire.

If you were nicer to his girlfriend, we would have never done that.

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Aww, what's the matter cupcake? Daddy didn't hug you after coach made you a bench warmer when you were a kid?

I want to make castles n stuff, but Daddy always beats me up wgen I want to do that and then lets me crawl tgrough mud for months wthout ending, while killing all hese people who don't want to be part of his fascist empire.

If you were nicer to his girlfriend, we would have never done that.

His girlfriend? You?

Then why are you dating this fine man with helmet over there?

I already explained that the Empra has been on the throne for over 10,000 years and still isn't finished, so this soldier guy will have to do.

Oh yes. I remember how he got there

I have a name, you know. It's Sergeant Jane Doe.

I have a name too, but you don't care about that, do you?

It's Ironus Manus, right? Or were you Joseph Konrad? Angry? Uhhh.... Fuglim... Boris... mmm... Alpaca? Morty? Magnet?

I and soldier are trying to watch a romantic movie together. So feth off.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
It's Ironus Manus, right? Or were you Joseph Konrad? Angry? Uhhh.... Fuglim... Boris... mmm... Alpaca? Morty? Magnet?

Almost!

Anyways, if you'll excuse me, I'll go and make the perfect bedroom for daddy's girlfriend.

Oh, wait, I know who you are! You're Lion-o Jackson! Primarch of the Hell's Angels!

No no, I'm Perturabo, of the Iron Warriors! I really like metal and hazard stripes.

Oh, yeah. Weren't you the guy who cut his hands off to put metal ones on?

That was Ferrus Magnus.

No, that's the other Iron guy who had Iron Hands.

Right, right, right. So, Portabello, what do you say that we call off this artillery shelling thing and just go back to screaming at each other? Saves on shells which are pricey in this economy.

I think we should ignore this weirdo and go back to our movie.

 sing your life wrote:
I think we should ignore this weirdo and go back to our movie.

This weirdo IS building you two the perfect bedroom!

Does it have machine gun nests, mine fields, barbed wire and a health kit or five?

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I think we should ignore this weirdo and go back to our movie.

This weirdo IS building you two the perfect bedroom!

Then why did you say you were going to bombard us?

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I think we should ignore this weirdo and go back to our movie.

This weirdo IS building you two the perfect bedroom!

Then why did you say you were going to bombard us?

Changing moods.

So, in the next few minutes, you could go back to being angry? You're just like my mom.

Hello.

 Ashiraya wrote:
Hello.

Oh, hello there! You loik a lot nicer than these other people.

Don't trust him, he is that dinosaur from Jurrasic Park! Except Bigfoot isn't here to stop him this time.