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 sing your life wrote:
That is literally the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Humans....

Space Elves, putting their entire crystal collection on one world...

Those aren't crystals. They were all fakes, but don't tell anyone I said that.

 sing your life wrote:
Those aren't crystals. They were all fakes, but don't tell anyone I said that.

My bastard-"brother" Fulgrim won't be happy to hear that.

He deserved it.

 sing your life wrote:
He deserved it.

....


We actually agree on something!

Does anyone know a wizard? I.. sort of.. have an eagle head now.

He's a crazy old hermit, but he may be able to help.



At least, I think he is. We didn't need to see his identification.

Eagle head?

So it would seem. Sometimes they say I've got the eyes of a hawk, but I think Soldier means it a bit more literally.

Why didn't he just listen to me?

 sing your life wrote:
Why didn't he just listen to me?

Because you're a Xeno-witch that's only interested in his manhood.

 sing your life wrote:
Why didn't he just listen to me?

You actually thought it was within his ability to listen to others if it didn't involve killing people?

 sing your life wrote:
Why didn't he just listen to me?

Because it is in no way related to my unusual hat. I just happened to get a new eagle head overnight while I slept with this hat on.

That hat made you get your eagles. I know very well.

And what is port royal?

Well, taking the hat off isn't going to get rid of my eagle head. So I'm not taking it off!

Port Royal is that guy. *Points at Perturabo*

I know a lot about cursed clothing. The curse is almost always reversed if you take the hat off and burn it.

I don't know if primach's even have Gentiles, so I'm not trying him.

BURN GENERAL HABADASHERY?! NEVER! I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN STUPID HEADPHONES, PANCHO!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
BURN GENERAL HABADASHERY?! NEVER! I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN STUPID HEADPHONES, PANCHO!

JUST CALM THE F K DOWN MAN.

*Bursts into room upon hearing raised voices* Where?!? Where's the intruder?!?

There's no intruder. Soldier is just angry at something.

*Tackles Macha to ground, takes headphones off and tries to strangle her with them*

Hey, stay away from the MUTO, little man! My mouth is not precise enough to nom it and not you.

Give me a minute of strangling and she's all yours!

No problems. I have waited for millions of years already, I can wait a little longer.

Please stop strangling me

well.
this is. interesting.
*shoots himself in the head*

 the shrouded lord wrote:
well.
this is. interesting.
*shoots himself in the head*

Nooo don't leave us little man DDDDDDDDDDDDx

What? How are you able to talk while I'm strangling you?

I'll ask Medic:

Fine, Gazpacho, I'll stop because you made me a cookie. *Gets off and brushes self off*