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 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I paid for that cookie, you can't just break it

I can break anything.

You can never break American spirit!

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I paid for that cookie, you can't just break it

I can break anything.

You can never break American spirit!

Aren't you supposed to be teleporting bread?

I would but... ahm, Engineer told me that if I teleported any more bread he would, in his words, "Shove your rocket launcher so far up your ass that you'll fire a rocket everytime you cough".

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I would but... ahm, Engineer told me that if I teleported any more bread he would, in his words, "Shove your rocket launcher so far up your ass that you'll fire a rocket everytime you cough".

It'll be fiiiine.

Now we've got rid of that douchebag, can we continue on our date?

What date?

I thought we were going to go for a romantic meal together.

Were we? Huh? I don't do meals!

If you don't eat meals, how do you stay alive?

Dunno. Plot stuff.

You should go out with me. We'll both really enjoy it.

I don't see why you would choose this person to go out with.... They don't even have a proper beard!!!!!

Though really, hardly any Astartes have beards, so I'm just going to have to go with a clean shaven Space Marine.

 sing your life wrote:
Though really, hardly any Astartes have beards, so I'm just going to have to go with a clean shaven Space Marine.

Oh no I was talking about you dear! You don't have a beard. You ask me I like my women with facial hair. You want my advice grow a beard. You will be the hottest thing in middle earth!

I'm an Eldar. We never have beards.

 sing your life wrote:
I'm an Eldar. We never have beards.

For shame! Even your men? I can never tell the difference between man-eldar and woman-eldar.

Wait, are you a man?

You see that the problem with the pointy-ears. No Beards!! How do you keep warm? Where do you store your vital organs? How do you save your food for later when your hungry? All I have to do is pick bits of my Previous meal from my chins Flavor savor and problem solved

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'm an Eldar. We never have beards.

For shame! Even your men? I can never tell the difference between man-eldar and woman-eldar.

Wait, are you a man?

Wait wha... Eh.... And they say they can't tell dwarf women apart from the men...

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'm an Eldar. We never have beards.

For shame! Even your men? I can never tell the difference between man-eldar and woman-eldar.

Wait, are you a man?

I'm a women. Eldar men don't have 2 balls in front of their chests, like I do.

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'm an Eldar. We never have beards.

For shame! Even your men? I can never tell the difference between man-eldar and woman-eldar.

Wait, are you a man?

I'm a women. Eldar men don't have 2 balls in front of their chests, like I do.

That is to ask if pointy ear men have two balls at all...

*looks at perturabo and gives elbow nudge with a smirk*

*user note:sorry I just had to *

Why are you nudging at my leg, dwarf?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Why are you nudging at my leg, dwarf?

Because I'm looking for the best part to start chopping you down like a tree, Portobello!

*Futilely starts chinking away at said leg*

Aaaargh!!! Take that!

You're chopping at my plot armor.

Nothing can withstand the resolve of a dwarf! Even plot armor will give away eventually!!!!!

*continues to chop at perturabos leg with no progress"

Don't worry I'm going to scratch the paint eventually!

Wait a minute... Elfdar have men? I thought they just had women that could be more manly than most.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Wait a minute... Elfdar have men? I thought they just had women that could be more manly than most.

Is a pointy eared elf being more manly even possible?

More like they just had some more Feminine then others.

*nudges soldier*

Am I right? Hehe...

 sing your life wrote:
Now we've got rid of that douchebag, can we continue on our date?

You rang my dear? Im sorry I was busy watching the tape of you in the shower from last nigth

How did you get that tape? And did you like my singing?

Well I planted an surveliace droid in your shower, and no. For a moment I thougth your where beeing sexually assulted until I realized that you where singing, but I will keep that record and use it as an psycological weapon

You should stop interfering in my privacy