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No there is only the illusion of privacy, of liberty and the desperate hunger for hope. For the dark side offers no respite for those whom are weak and unfit for rule

Hey, Boba Tea! Mind giving me a copy of that footage? Trade you this hat for it. *Holds up a Tyrant's Helm*

That can be arranged! But since I am feeling generous you can get TWO copies

Oh, do I get one, too?

please stop selling nude footage of myself, or I'll be unhappy

*Hands over helmet* Oh yeah! Scout loves these videos. I'll give it to him for Smissmass.

You should all give the footage back to me, Damn pervs.

 sing your life wrote:
please stop selling nude footage of myself, or I'll be unhappy

Lolzs that wont happen! It's too much fun

but I will keep that record and use it as an psycological weapon

Any elf singing is Psychological torture. Even a dwarf can stand it for only so long before we go gibbering in madness... Now you want something to sooth the soul you should hear a dwarf sing!

Let me show you what I mean about dwarf singing Mandolorian...

*clears throught*

This is a story all about how
middle earth got turned right upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
ill tell you how I became part of the Fellowship

Oh The lonely mountains Born and raised
in the mines where I spent most of my days,
digging up rocks, relaxing all cool killing up orcs like any dwarf should,
when one little ring it was up to no good,
started making trouble up in middle earth,
we had one little council and Eldron looked gloomed
he said "We need to take the ring up to mount doom"

I swang at it with my axe but when it came near
it blasted me away and almost fried off my beard,
if anything I could say that this ring was rare so I said
"Nah let's forget it. You have my axe Ring Bearer!"

I stood up with the others around 7 or 8
and I said to legolas "Yo elf smell ya later"
looked at the coucil I was finally there
be the dwarf in the fellowship of the rings...

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Oh, do I get one, too?

Why yes! Even you my wire man will get one

 coolbrobunny wrote:

This is a story all about how
middle earth got turned right upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
ill tell you how I became part of the Fellowship

Oh The lonely mountains Born and raised
in the mines where I spent most of my days,
digging up rocks, relaxing all cool killing up orcs like any dwarf should,
when one little ring it was up to no good,
started making trouble up in middle earth,
we had one little council and Eldron looked gloomed
he said "We need to take the ring up to mount doom"

I swang at it with my axe but when it came near
it blasted me away and almost fried off my beard,
if anything I could say that this ring was rare so I said
"Nah let's forget it. You have my axe Ring Bearer!"

I stood up with the others around 7 or 8
and I said to legolas "Yo elf smell ya later"
looked at the coucil I was finally there
be the dwarf in the fellowship of the rings...

That song doesn't rhyme.....

It is still far better taht your infernal & rebelsious tone

I think my singing is good. That's subjectivity for you.

 sing your life wrote:
I think my singing is good. That's subjectivity for you.

Well..... I assume you even belive your mother loved you then, and that everyone gets along But whom am I to shatter your illusions of grandure and hope eh?

My mother loved me. She always to help me change if my father made it so I spilt my drink on my pants, she would check the closet every night for alpha legionaries.

... your closet was an Alpha Legionarie.

sing your life wrote:My mother loved me. She always to help me change if my father made it so I spilt my drink on my pants, she would check the closet every night for alpha legionaries.

Oh dear... So there was no harsh beatings, scorn and verbal abuse?

thenoobbomb wrote:... your closet was an Alpha Legionarie.

No, but my babysitter was a World Eater, good times

My adopted dad was a psychotic dictator. He died.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
My adopted dad was a psychotic dictator. He died.

When you mention it, I can see the similiarites

Be quiet!

Oh my, dont you have quite the temper, so much like your brother Angron I see in you

Who? I'll smash your head in!

Oh my well it all becomes clear now

Stop talking! You're annoying me!

 Trondheim wrote:

sing your life wrote:My mother loved me. She always to help me change if my father made it so I spilt my drink on my pants, she would check the closet every night for alpha legionaries.

Oh dear... So there was no harsh beatings, scorn and verbal abuse?

No, but then GW decided she wasn't grimdark enough and had her killed.

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

sing your life wrote:My mother loved me. She always to help me change if my father made it so I spilt my drink on my pants, she would check the closet every night for alpha legionaries.

Oh dear... So there was no harsh beatings, scorn and verbal abuse?

No, but then GW decided she wasn't grimdark enough and had her killed.

Did they kill her children, rape her, and smash her head in?

She was so confused that a human raised from birth to do absolutely nothing but kill things the Inquisition doesn't like was making love with her daughter that she had a massive heart attack. Though the Irrational Angels of Blame say I killed her[even though I didn't]

Oi Yer runty gitz!

Were you not just a hipster Dorf?

Da Hipsta Stunty is on a hiatus. Iv gotz a bit ov da Ork Feva wit da new Ork Kodex komin 'rond da korna!