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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

It's all Ogre, Macho. Just hand me your head.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

If I do that you'll just break it.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/06/25 19:34:22


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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

No! Why would I do such a thing?

Never done that, anyway.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I don't trust you. Not at all.

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I'm perfectly trustworthy.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

your mind says otherwise. I'm reading it right now.

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Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

And your underwear drawrer tells me that you like rather minimalistic underwear
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

 sing your life wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 sing your life wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
 sing your life wrote:
I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.


Whom is this Slaanesh? Your sister or cousin?


The god of sex my ancestors accidently orgied into existence, and your eternal master.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


Slaanesh isn't about love. she's more about porn and rape and rape porn. We try to avoid her.


Nun ov ya panzy gods ain't got nuffin on Gork and Mork! Dey will punch yer godz in da face!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Well, that is one nap I wish hadn't ended, you guys are nuts.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Well, that is one nap I wish hadn't ended, you guys are nuts.


Oo yer callin nutz, git!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

 coolbrobunny wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Well, that is one nap I wish hadn't ended, you guys are nuts.


Oo yer callin nutz, git!

You.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/06/26 01:13:29


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

accidental post

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/06/26 01:13:00


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
 coolbrobunny wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Well, that is one nap I wish hadn't ended, you guys are nuts.


Oo yer callin nutz, git!

You, dear sir.


Oo da 'ell do ya tink ya iz? I outa krump yer 'ead fur dat!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

 coolbrobunny wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
 coolbrobunny wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Well, that is one nap I wish hadn't ended, you guys are nuts.


Oo yer callin nutz, git!

You, dear sir.


Oo da 'ell do ya tink ya iz? I outa krump yer 'ead fur dat!

Not if I shoot you first.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Wit dat lil gun? Yer need moar dakka den dat to kill an ork!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

That's what the battlesuit is for. With a few extra guns strapped on for good measure.
Still doesn't seem like enough firepower though...

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Only orkz can use moar dakka propally! All da other gitz iz kompensatin fur somtin
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

This ain't more dakka, this is extreme application of firepower!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Yer can call it whateva yer want Blue skin... Orkz will still krump yer anytime ov day!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Than how come you never win?
Besides, I don't have blue skin, I'm grim-dark, original tau. I can do close combat.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Ahem... "Orkses never lose a battle, if we win we win, if we die we die fightin' so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die either, cos we come back for annuva go, see!"
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Ah, but you still didn't get me!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Yer talkin iz hurtin my earz! Shut ya yappa and get a fighten!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*Charges tau with choppa*
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Shoots ork and charges, dagger crackling with electricity*
I can't help it if you are a moron!!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/06/26 02:02:52


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

*Parries attack and lifts tau over head throwing him a good 10 feet or so*

Hehehe... Ill would be stikin yer 'ead on meh boss pole grey skin, but I might smash it first!
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*spins in air, shooting at ork and lands in waiting battlesuit*
Now face the power of this fully operational battlesuit!
*fizzle*
...

I swear I got that fixed.

*jumps out and checks watch*

Oh well. Care for some tea?

*Pulls steaming kettle and cups from seemingly nowhere*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/06/26 02:15:36


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Wait wah.... Eh. Uuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhh

*Transforms into propa ork*

I say, dat sounds superb...
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

A true gentleman always has time for tea, after all.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Yes, yes, quit right yer are. I suppose I can enjoy a nice cup ov tea. Thank yer good git

*takes sip with pinky out"

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/06/26 02:23:39


 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 Trondheim wrote:
And your underwear drawrer tells me that you like rather minimalistic underwear


I admit that's true.

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