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Birds are not welcome in Commogareth.

 sing your life wrote:
Birds are not welcome in Commogareth.

And you aren't welcome here.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Birds are not welcome in Commogareth.

And you aren't welcome here.

I and all other Eldar decide where we are welcome. Not you smelly humans.

Begone while we still have our manners wretch.

 sing your life wrote:
The best I got was 2 guys tying me up and then forcing me to watch them make love with each other. Thankfully those days are long gone.

Doesn't sound that bad?

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Birds are not welcome in Commogareth.

And you aren't welcome here.

I and all other Eldar decide where we are welcome. Not you smelly humans.

I am no smelly human. I am the White Flame Dancing on the Barrows of his enemies!

Oh, hello Gundorf! Where's Blasbo Babbins?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh, hello Gundorf! Where's Blasbo Babbins?

I'm Emhyr var Emreis, Emperor of Nilfgaard, and I have no idea whom you speak of.

That's a strange nickname you've got there, Gundorf, but whatever floats your boat. Haven't you ever heard of Barple Bapkins? He's the little person who took a ring all the cross the world so he can marry his best friend Sam-ice.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
That's a strange nickname you've got there, Gundorf, but whatever floats your boat. Haven't you ever heard of Barple Bapkins? He's the little person who took a ring all the cross the world so he can marry his best friend Sam-ice.

I have not, and if you insist on calling me so you shall be executed with the appropriate Hearthstone Card.

Wow, you sure are grumpy today. Is it because you just lost a fight to the Baldog?

Also, what is a hearthstone?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Wow, you sure are grumpy today. Is it because you just lost a fight to the Baldog?

Also, what is a hearthstone?

A what? An d I don't know. Do you?

Who is "the Baldog"?

Can someone point me towards the Crimea?
Thanks in advance, here is a balloon animal, you can call him Balldog if you wish.

It's somewhere in my Empire.

I think it's somewhere in the palace of my boyfriend. Before I dumped him because he had been in the bathroom for the last 10 millennia.

Dunno where the Crimea is, propably down south somewhere they wear silly hats and drink silly potato vodka. And sink passanger ferrys at a whim with "stolen" siege equipment

No ferry sinking in the Crimea, thankfully. But you silly humans seem to have a love of blowing up big planes there.

Hang this woman for her disrespect.

Don't worry, she has already been sent to Siberia for 're-education through labour'.
Enjoy the fresh air!

That'll work, too.

 sing your life wrote:
Who is "the Baldog"?

Oh, hello Macho! You don't know what a Baldog is? Wow, you must have been asleep during that part of the movie. Or so full of rage at the price of popcorn and soda that you couldn't focus!

Remember that scene where Gandalf is fighting that big flaming dragon? And then he tells Frodo Baggins to run away? That monster was the Baldog.

 Iron_Captain wrote:
Don't worry, she has already been sent to Siberia for 're-education through labour'.
Enjoy the fresh air!

Oi keep your scheeming hands of that one! I have plans for her later tonigth

The big flaming monster's name is "The Balrog". do you mon'keigh's understand that? and no-one can send an Eldar to Siberia, whatever that is.

 sing your life wrote:
The big flaming monster's name is "The Balrog". do you mon'keigh's understand that? and no-one can send an Eldar to Siberia, whatever that is.

The Emperor of Nilfgaard can.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
The big flaming monster's name is "The Balrog". do you mon'keigh's understand that? and no-one can send an Eldar to Siberia, whatever that is.

The Emperor of Nilfgaard can.

Try and Il make you sing like a elf

I thought you puppies didn't remember the supreme intelligence of the Ekdar. Though it's good to see you now do.

 sing your life wrote:
I thought you puppies didn't remember the supreme intelligence of the Ekdar. Though it's good to see you now do.

Your arrogance shows how weak you truly are. Do whatever you like with her, White Wolf. It matters not.

sing your life wrote:I thought you puppies didn't remember the supreme intelligence of the Ekdar. Though it's good to see you now do.

Oh I dont need your mind, I have more precesily your head

thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I thought you puppies didn't remember the supreme intelligence of the Ekdar. Though it's good to see you now do.

Your arrogance shows how weak you truly are. Do whatever you like with her, White Wolf. It matters not.

Like I would ask you but hey thanks